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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The economy is so bad Malia and Sash Obama are selling lemonade to raise money for the bailouts.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You sell pencils out of your chop cup...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that Obama is leaving the country too like "smart money" already has.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You buy generic magic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
That Americans are moving to India to have a future.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Flying economy will soon require you to share a seat.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Beggars are accepting IOUs.
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wizardpa Inner circle The New Orleans area 1011 Posts |
The economy is so bad owners of pro football teams are going to play each other using XBoxes.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You perform at the soup kitchen for a meal...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that Chicken Planks have been replaced with Chicken Splinters.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The economy is so bad that your next meal is the peas from your shell game,
and the fruit from your chop cup...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that park rangers are doing tricks for food from the campers.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The economy is so bad that your fireworks consist of just the matches...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that freeloaders are leaving the country.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You ride your unicycle to work...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that Exxon is selling firewood.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Sankey is putting out 4 dvds a month instead of 2...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that burglars are having to rent a mask.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
The economy is so bad that school drop outs are only finding work in politics.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that coin magicians have to keep a bodyguard.
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