(Not what I heard)

It's so bad you bus station for a ticket to ride.

(There's all kinds of stories, but every year he borrowd from the bank and generally took him about 3 mo. to pay it back. He never had money, or didn't keep it if he had it. My granddad constantly told the story of how he borrowed a couple of hundred from him (and that was big money then) to buy an elephant that turned out to just be a ruse by a con man. But he always paid back his loans, not always fast, but always paid them back.)

That Dynamike had to quit billing himself as a two bit magician.

The bad economy

Dynamike and I share our suits

And they fit!!!

The host of the bakery paid you
for your gig..in dough...

That Jay has to steal the toilet paper out of the restroom at every one of his gigs.

And he wraps the paper around himself because an actual roll would make him look like a pregnant worm.

You win the big game and they pay you $1/year
for 30,000,000 years...

You win a 100 million dollar lotto, only to find out that is no longer enough to buy a lotto ticket with.

The economy is so bad I can't see spending 25 dollars to make something I can make myself.... As soon as I buy that machine for 2,000

David Copperfield works your wedding for the
free potato salad and cold cuts...

Cold cuts
Sounds like a name for a center tear

You now use double sided washers and
washer shells...

You mean like a Sears Kenmore wit a delicate cycle?

I now accept pesos in payment.

The Castle now charges $4,000 per visit...

The USA is the only failing economy that does not understand that DEBT is a FOUR LETTER WORD.

I used to let the phone ring 4 times, now I pick up while they’re dialing.;

Ford Motor company is producing a horse drawn carriage

You can’t afford to check your PMs