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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
(Not what I heard)
It's so bad you bus station for a ticket to ride.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
(There's all kinds of stories, but every year he borrowd from the bank and generally took him about 3 mo. to pay it back. He never had money, or didn't keep it if he had it. My granddad constantly told the story of how he borrowed a couple of hundred from him (and that was big money then) to buy an elephant that turned out to just be a ruse by a con man. But he always paid back his loans, not always fast, but always paid them back.)
That Dynamike had to quit billing himself as a two bit magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The bad economy
Dynamike and I share our suits
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
And they fit!!!
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
The host of the bakery paid you
for your gig..in dough...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That Jay has to steal the toilet paper out of the restroom at every one of his gigs.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
And he wraps the paper around himself because an actual roll would make him look like a pregnant worm.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You win the big game and they pay you $1/year
for 30,000,000 years...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You win a 100 million dollar lotto, only to find out that is no longer enough to buy a lotto ticket with.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The economy is so bad I can't see spending 25 dollars to make something I can make myself.... As soon as I buy that machine for 2,000
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
David Copperfield works your wedding for the
free potato salad and cold cuts...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Cold cuts
Sounds like a name for a center tear
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You now use double sided washers and
washer shells...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Quote:
On Mar 22, 2016, joseph wrote: You mean like a Sears Kenmore wit a delicate cycle?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I now accept pesos in payment.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
The Castle now charges $4,000 per visit...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The USA is the only failing economy that does not understand that DEBT is a FOUR LETTER WORD.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
I used to let the phone ring 4 times, now I pick up while they’re dialing.;
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Ford Motor company is producing a horse drawn carriage
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You can’t afford to check your PMs
Jay Leslie
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