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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The supreme court can afford to make a decision based on law.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You shave with the razors from your blade swallowing trick...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You make "two bean soup" from the beans in the eye trick.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
The ceo pays you for your show in monopoly bills...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That the democrats are soliciting campaign contributions from the Republicans.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your grandpa pulls washers from your ear...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
CNN is cutting back on its faked and hyped news stories for lack of sponsors.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You had to lay off your secretary after she refused your attempt to lay her off.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your D'lite is solar powered...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The DNC refused to pay 15 an hour for protestors at the Republican Convention.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You buy magic with your food stamps...
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The Wacky Wizard New user 54 Posts |
You make your own magic wands out of sticks from your yard.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You save your contracts to reuse as toilet paper.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You can’t afford to get new fleas for your old circus
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You are willing to accept payment for a show in Iran for $400million all paid in cash.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your wife cuts your allowance from $1 a week to 50 cents...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your Zig Zag is so old it can’t Zig anymore.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Jay Leslie is accepting Home Depot cupons in payment for the props he builds.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You sell invisible thread in a Ponzi Scheme except… there ain’t no thread.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That you lobby congress to declare the desire to be a magician as a disability under SSI
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