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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Cats sitting on stage waiting for your dove productions.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Finding grape juice in your chop cup...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Looking out into the audience and recognizing them all from seeing their shows.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
A momentary lapse during Russian Roulette
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Watching someone else do your routine.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your dog eating 14 sets of Marshall Sleevers... 20 minutes before leaving for a show.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Drinking down a nice glass of Moo milk by mistake...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagicB1S Inner circle Knoxville Tenn. 1039 Posts |
Thinking you have invented a trick to find out it is already in production (jay Leslie I will pm you)
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"
"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong" www.Themagicchest.webs.com bobswislosky@yahoo.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Being asked, "Why are you doing magic?"
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Being asked what is it you think, you're doing?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Than a magician too pooped to magish.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Taking a blue deck out of a red box...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Showing up to a gig to see they hired someone else because they couldn't get you on the phone two hours earlier - (when you were at another party)
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Doing MisMade Flag in the wrong order.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Than a magician whose entire training came from you tube.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicB1S Inner circle Knoxville Tenn. 1039 Posts |
Being Three pages into this thread and still no sign of DynaMike
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"
"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong" www.Themagicchest.webs.com bobswislosky@yahoo.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Having to read everyone else's posts to be informed of Dynamikes whereabouts.
Jay Leslie
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MagicB1S Inner circle Knoxville Tenn. 1039 Posts |
60 degrees last week and 10 inches of snow this week... I thought the calender said it was spring
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"
"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong" www.Themagicchest.webs.com bobswislosky@yahoo.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Finding out that your Spring Snake and your Rocky Racoon had a baby which you call WeinerRacoonSpringSnakeThingamagig.
And you can't decide to build a special snake basket or have it climb up your leg... and your arm... and your neck
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Putting you hand in your pocket for your loaded TT just to find that it is loaded with the WRONG thing!
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