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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Finding a hole in your pocket instead of your load
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Waiting till the 31st for your next show.
Jay Leslie
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ATL New user 53 Posts |
Realizing your thumb tip is stuck and you're meant to move into card routine next.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The audience thinks you're dragging cheap toilet paper on the bottom of you shoe when it's really expensive flash paper, which ain't no joke.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Finding a load in your pants instead of in your pocket.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Classic palming a razor blade...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
There's nothing worse than a double post...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Realizing that handful of raisins you just popped into your mouth from your pocket were actually rabbit pellets.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On Dec 30, 2015, Father Photius wrote: Thinking "Hay, That's a great idea... Just add water and you have an instant rabbit"! (See you next year)
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Empty pockets on New Year's Eve.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ATL New user 53 Posts |
Empty house on New Year's Eve.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Being set up for an 11pm show 6 hours early because you don't want to set up during their meal.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Showing up for your 11pm show and realizing that nobody is going to watch because they are all aready too drunk.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
I'm there, right now!!!
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..than today's hangover...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On Dec 26, 2015, jay leslie wrote: And doing just that in record time.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
LOL, Jay , the man who breaks his NY resoultions before the New year.
Trying to manipulate a greased coin.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Nothing worse then leaving your house at 6:00 am for a library showcase where, ten years ago, there were 6 magicians and now there are 23. Yuck.
It's not very funny now but I'll look back on this and not laugh... And even though I won't laugh, I won't smile either... But even though I won't smile, I'm not too thrilled about it either. But even though I'm not too thrilled. I still have to get up early because it beats working in an unheated warehouse where the landlord raised my rent 60 dollars, just this very day of joyful not-smiling, not-laughing and non-thrillness. I hope you found this amusing so one of us gets a laugh (that's one out of the four who reads these posts)
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I got a chuckle, Jay.
Than a 4 year old child who in total awe of you producing your gimmicked ooin, suddenly grabs and runs off with it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Nothing worse then a small child giving you a big hug.................. with their hands covered in cake.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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