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Canceling your show to watch the nfl game..
and it's Cleveland vs Jacksonville...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Practicing your cigarette act in case they call.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Being half way through a trick before you realize you are doing the patter for a different trick.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Having your mind go blank halfway through
your blank deck routine...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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A spectator with funnier lines then you.
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Being awake at 3:00 and no one to share your latest idea with.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No one in the audience, including the volunteer who remembers the selected card.
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Dr_Bagelman Regular user Among the Dead 119 Posts
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...trying to come up with something witty, and blanking.
Before we begin any good experiment, we must remember to hydrate.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A political joke in your show that bombs
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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..a six year old fooling you with a trick out
of a Mark Wilson magic set...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Not knowing the vanishing ulcer trick
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Realizing you left the lock pick in your other pants.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Passing around your Morgan and getting a Kennedy back...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Having a case of shingles and waiting a week before the contractor can fix the hole in your roof.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Realizing that you bet on Cleveland.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Pulling the voting lever the day after the election...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Following the company goofball who is hilarious…… but only because he’s a goofball.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Realizing that the hundred dollars bills you just got paid with all have Jay's picture on them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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..and realizing those bills fetch 30 cents each at auction...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Writing “Magic for any occasion” on your card and getting booked for a wake.
Jay Leslie
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