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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
It's 4:30 am because all your sleeping pills have mysteriously vanished.
Wait, let me look in the freezer or the trash can and maybe they'll return.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You turn up your hearing aid to make
sure your click pass tings...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
All your tricks involve Red Buttons
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You still audition for the Ed Sullivan show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You bring out a vanishing horse and everyone yells “We’ve seen that one before"
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You reject the 4 pm show because it's
past your bedtime...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you prefer baby food to pizza for dinner
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You take your bow and your 4 assistants
straighten you back up...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You do the torn and restored mortgage trick
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You smile at the audience and your teeth fall out.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You call your bird
Poly Dent
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The emcee introduces you, and you forget your name...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You wear a Kovari Passing Water as an excuse in case…. just in case.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your half hour show has 12 restroom intermissions...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You only pass cards, gas is out of the question
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You are hired to perform the wedding of the great grandson to whom you did a birthday party show for the grandfather when he was sick.
He could have been six but just thinking about it makes him sick b
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have to get up three times a night and twice during each show to go to the bathroom.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You perform the multiplying prune juice bottles...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your legs are so bow legged you can easily his a fishbowl
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can no longer bend at the waist to take a bow.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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