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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You are happy to pay off your mortgage with your
magic salary at 93 years old...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You used to hate sitting and making phone calls, now you can’t stand up to get to the car.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your walker doubles as a magic table.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You love the t&r AARP card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You need viagra to do your rising card trick.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your assistants are four sea hags...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You always turn your head to the left to cough
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The trailer you haul you show in has a turn signal that is always stuck on showing a left turn.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You and Betty White can do the substitution
trunk trick in under 45 minutes...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You're still hoping for a contract to do the borscht belt.
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use a recording of your joints creaking, as a sound effect, for Halloween shows.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Your wife ask why are you unable to use your magic wand any more.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Your magic word is "Viagra."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your newest, latest trick is a bullet catch .... From a musket.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You have no more teeth to do the bullet catch.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can't remember how to begin
the one card monte...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You’re appearing golf putter is really a……. golf putter
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your sharpie is a fountain pen...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You are not a 40 miler, just a 40 footer
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I look in the mirror every morning.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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