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braabesflaben New user 83 Posts 
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When your first trick was the production of the universe from your dovepan.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your numbers are all Roman numerals.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You store your chattering teeth next to yours...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your card deck is carved in stone
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You once produced a sabre tooth tiger and
made a mammoth vanish...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You played in the original Atlantis Hotel.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You got your silks from Marco Polo.
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braabesflaben New user 83 Posts
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When you can't use "grandpa patter" because no-one will believe there is someone even older than you.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You can only do magic in black & white.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Al Jolson showed you your first magic trick when you were both in the second grade.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You perform extreme burn with confederate bills...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The last city you performed at was Constantinople.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your portable phone is in a canvas shoulder carrybag.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You know the difference between Flustration and Elmsley
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The batteries in the case are for your hearing aid.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Every once in a whilke you made an gramatical Arron to see if Bob is playing attention.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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When the above line reads fine to you...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You thought the first ten mistakes in a sentence would get my attention.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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When you get frustrated you get your knickers in a bunch.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When you truly believe that silk magic and liquid tricks are necessary to perform in every show.
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