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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You wouldn't dare do a dancing cane routine.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When you think Bicycle cards are the new brand.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
Books you purchased on pre-order have now entered the public domain.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When you can watch a dozen magic videos and name the book they all came from thirty years ago.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
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On 2012-05-30 19:12, Bob Sanders wrote: Ha! There a a few folks like that on the Café.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
You know you're an old magician when you look like you're badly palming a coin when your hands are empty.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can do cut and restored rope without a change bag.
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Jon Blakeney Special user Australia 657 Posts |
What was the question again?
'What the eye's see the heart must believe"
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
This is too hard for you to do.
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Jon Blakeney Special user Australia 657 Posts |
You know you're an old magician when...your nose hair and ear lobes are as long as your tails!
'What the eye's see the heart must believe"
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
When the next box you get in will probably not be an illusion.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Nd you escape from it, after a week.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have ordered a Tip-Over Casket.
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MaxfieldsMagic Inner circle Instead of practicing, I made 3009 Posts |
When you grew up doing street magic in Greenwich Village - on dirt roads.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your mismade flag says "Don't Tread on Me".
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Close up magic means your eyes are 2 inches from your hands...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think Morgan dollars are the new ones.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
All of your silks were bought before it was legal to get the good ones from China.
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magicHart Special user Las Vegas, Nevada 548 Posts |
You remember "David Copperfield" as a book you read in high school!
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