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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The egg in my egg bag hard boiled itself...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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TheAmbitiousCard Eternal Order Northern California 13425 Posts |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
It's so hot that rattlesnakes see roadrunners as a source of shade.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
It's so hot it feels like dry ice is on my skin.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Fish are hiring camels to help them find water.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
It's so hot it feels like winter time.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
We built a fire to cool off.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
It feels like I am sleeping in flash paper burning.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Roll-on deodorant just rolls off.
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Iris Caraway New user 52 Posts |
It's so hot, even the props are sweating.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
I have to wear thermal socks!
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gman Special user Lancaster, pa 751 Posts |
Man it is so hot...I'm sweating like...Nichole Richie at an all you can eat buffett
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
I have to perform in an igloo.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
We had to make ice cubes from pexiglass.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
My spring bills burst into flames.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The Morgans in my change purse melted into a medallion..
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That by the time the magician produced the rabbit it was cooked medium well.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can bend your non gimmicked bolt...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That Mark wore Nani's costume on stage.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..that the masked dork's mask welded
to his face...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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