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Actually we've passed the Nazi hump and we've arrived at Kevin Bacon, who worked with an actress who worked with a producer who knew the producer of the television series I worked on, so now it's all about me.

:eek:
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Well why didn't ya just say so mate?
In that case, http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......m=32&153
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On 2013-11-01 17:12, mastermindreader wrote:
Okay- we've gone from overweight trick-or-treaters getting notes instead of candy, to TPing the note writer, to Nazis, and from there to Holocaust survivors. How many more steps before we get to Kevin Bacon?


Kevin Bacon was in Footloose with Chris Penn, who was in Reservoir Dogs with Tim Roth, who was in Pulp Fiction with Ving Rhames, who was in Con Air with John Malkovich, who was in Rounders with Matt Damon, who was in The Constant Gardener with Angelina Jolie, who was in Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt, who hunted Nazis in Inglorious Basterds.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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Oh no! We've entered a Nazi loop!
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She is probably just one the thousands of civilians who are part of a growing busybody army, with police-style powers to fine and to demand personal information which is a result of an extremely dangerous trend of police powers being handed out like sweets on Halloween.
 
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Kevin Bacon was in Footloose with Chris Penn, who was in Reservoir Dogs with Tim Roth, who was in Pulp Fiction with Ving Rhames, who was in Con Air with John Malkovich, who was in Rounders with Matt Damon, who was in The Constant Gardener with Angelina Jolie, who was in Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt, who hunted Nazis in Inglorious Basterds.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRZ6iOU-Gwg
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On 2013-11-01 14:59, critter wrote:
Best not to mention what I do for extra TP on my grad school budget... Smile

It pays to save those old newspapers and used coffee filters. Smile

As cub scouts and boy scouts camping out we were taught to live with nature. Leaves.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

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They also taught us how to identify Poison Ivy.
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I was kicked out of the Cub Scouts for breaking the nose of the den mother's son. It's okay though- he was fat.
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What did you do, sit on his face?
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It was this whole... thing... stuff happens.
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I was fat when I was a kid until I was about 13, then I shot up and turned into to a long skinny one.
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I was scrawny until my 20s, started with a pooch, eventually got up to right around "morbidly obese" and now I've lost about 40 or 50 pounds (I don't weigh myself, but 4 pants sizes) and would consider myself about average. My amazing fiancée is a curvy, fluffy girl who also happens to be the most beautiful one I've ever seen.
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I remember at one of my son's birthday parties, one kid told one too many fat jokes about this other kid, and POW! Of course I broke it up, which didn't amount to much because the kid who got hit was laying in a clump on the ground, and the kid who hit him was just calmly walking away. Mostly I was thinking... "Well, that's pretty much no surprise."
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On 2013-11-01 18:09, mastermindreader wrote:
Actually we've passed the Nazi hump and we've arrived at Kevin Bacon, who worked with an actress who worked with a producer who knew the producer of the television series I worked on, so now it's all about me.

:eek:

Missed my chance to chime in earlier- my Bacon number is 4:
My high school fencing instructor fenced with Bruce Dickenson, who was in the band Iron Maiden with Nicko McBrain, who was in Scum Rocks! with Kevin Bacon.

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I worked with a fight team whose directors had been trained by F. Braun McAsh. McAsh choreographed Roger Daltrey's fights in the Highlander television series. Daltrey wrote and performed in Quicksilver with Kevin Bacon.
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Oh, I can do even better! I was onstage as an audience volunteer with Penn Jillette, who was in Toy Story with Tom Hanks, who was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon.
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On 2013-11-02 00:43, Michael Baker wrote:
They also taught us how to identify Poison Ivy.


That's an easy one;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPUTKnLsl38

...or, if you're old enough;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfRITVdz4k

AND if we COMBINE them!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7IDBu1cxAw
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If she was truly concerned about juvenile obesity, then she should have handed out no candy at all, raisins or non-edible treats for all.
That she specifically picked on overweight children and then chose to give them notes as opposed to the above mentioned alternates speaks to me
that she was picking on children and not really showing concern.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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