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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
Meanwhile, Rachel was just leaving the hospital after breaking her elbow at Monterey. She stared at the excessively high medical bill in her hand, thinking: "I sure hope my Obamacare covers this."
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magicalaurie Inner circle Ontario, Canada 2962 Posts |
"Dr. Watson, I presume. " said magicalaurie, rolling her eyes once more.
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TomBoleware Inner circle Hattiesburg, Ms 3163 Posts |
Tom, "but magicalaurie, what in the world would a Dr want with a dead cat?" This makes no sense to me,
I need my black cat back bad. You better keep an eye on your dog, or whatever that thing is, that's for sure. People around here are just not right."
The Daycare Magician Book
https://www.vanishingincmagic.com/amazekids/the-daycare-magician/ My Blog - https://boleware.blogspot.com/ |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
Meanwhile, back in 1967 and examining her medical bill, Rachel realized, "Wow, there is no Obamacare here! I can even afford to pay this out of pocket it's so inexpensive in 1967."
Then she faced the fact that she had left her money and credit cards behind. And not only that, even if she did have them, her Discover card didn't exist yet. She felt herself losing control and wondered, "WTF do I do now?"
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
Curiously, the person who had the answer to that was Maxwell Smart. But where was he?
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
It seems that Max was trying to 86 on 99.
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
But Rachel had a different number in mind ...
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
"Oh 69!" she screamed. But, she didn't stop to realize that with 77, you get eight more. Who would ever think that a calculator could lead to such joy?
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
Meanwhile, back in the future, Emmett had an epiphany. For some strange reason, the number 13 popped into his head, and everything became clear to him ...
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
Emmett slogged up the stairs to apartment 13. He knocked, tremblingly.
The door opened. "Dr. Schroginger, I have some bad news about your cat. And a few new questions. What do you know about Alice, Wonderland and time travel?"
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
"Herr Arno," Dr. Schroginger replied, "Vat do you know about mein missig cat! Dot cat hash been vit me vor doitteen yeahs and I vould app-d-d-d-d-d-shiate vat you know." Wringing his hands, the good doctor followed with, "And Vye, Herr Arno, do you care vat I know about time travel or Alice in Vunderland, are you plannig a voyage to 1967?"
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
Emmett gasped.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
Doctor Schroginger immediately knew his cat had croaked. He was not happy.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
"Emmett," he said, "We better drop some acid so we can meet Alice and Rachel down the rabbit hole."
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
Continuing, the good doctor said, "If you vant to get a buzz, Herr Arno, do der acid und havink der time of your life, but if you vish to solve der mistedddddy of der d-d-d-d-d-d-d abitt hole, you should get your vits about you."
"So, Herr Arno," Doctor Schroginger admonished Emmett, "you do realize dat der d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-abbit hole haas nutting to do mit der Alice in Vunderlande ding? Surely, such a be-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-i-l-l-iant vun as yourzelf knows dat, no?"
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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magicalaurie Inner circle Ontario, Canada 2962 Posts |
"Well, you certainly manage to keep your vits about you at 2:25a.m., Doctor. How do you manage? It's dark out, you know." Emmett unwittingly replied.
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magicalaurie Inner circle Ontario, Canada 2962 Posts |
"Vatch dis, young man, and you vill understand." the good doctor informed.
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
So the good doctor pulled out an automatic, atomic powered, portable and adjustable hole making device. Laughing he proceeded to make holes of various depths into the ground. He was having a grand old time, when from one of the holes out crawled,
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
Rachel, dragging a dead cat followed by a very confused Jimi Handrix. Rachel gave the man a shove back into the hole. Out crawled two government agents. Rachel gave them a push into the hole where they vanished.
She looked around. "Who are you and where's that Emmett?" barked Rachel. "What year is this?" "Who are you?" she demanded of Watson, slamming the cat to the ground. Dr. Schrodinger gaped at the flat furball on the ground. "Pussy, my pussy...Are you dead? Are you alive? Vill Ve ever know?" Rachel grabbed the Doctor's weapon and chucked it into a hole, where it disappeared along with the holes. "Emmett!" Murmurred Rachel, "Emmett" she purred, catlike. "We have to talk." Emmett squealed like a pinioned rat.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
As he woke up from his sleep, bathed in sweat, saying to himself...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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