In celebration of... well, reading... "Variation 9000" has landed.

What the heck is it?

The third installment of ye ol' "ala McCartney" series.

What the deuce is that?

Bang-bang magical development... at about the same pace Sir Paul cranks out a new tune (e.g., whilst waiting for his tea to cool). In other words, a great way to hide inchoate material in print.

No Holly Gruel this time... more of an odd mathematical approach to an age-old plot. Am I doing a good job of selling this? Well, it's free upon request... but only to the truly dedicated. PM me for the PDF PDQ...