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Nala Nosmoht
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... our spot is by the beach in beautiful White Rock B.C. Canada.
last weekend down there unloading our accoutrement for our sets I heard a loud "CRACK" ... and felt extreme pain in my right foot!
WOW! it really hurt,... looking around to see who shot me .. ISIS! No one anywhere near me, looking at my shoe which was splattered with icky stuff, I
noticed a few inches away on the pavement a very large broken Clamshell, with large Clam hanging out, ... and squawking overhead an angry kamikaze Seagull I believe, telling
me to get away from his lunch! I was dive bombed! very painful lump on my foot as I limped over to our pitch.
I don't believe it was intentional, ... but I know they don't like our occasional use of an amp!
If dropped a split second earlier it would definitely put me to sleep for a while.
Ohh the perils of street performing!
D. Yoder
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I hope your foot heals quickly. Not sure which would be worse - being hit by a predigested clam or by the remains after digestion. I have had the latter happen to me. It was a smelly mess right on the top of my head and I smelled like guano for the rest of the day.
gallagher
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Hmmm,..?
Chasing Clams down ocean boardwalks,
..in order to taste 'the perils' of Street Performing. (!)
hmmp!

Now we can imaging why so many sailors have wooden legs.
,...and stinky feet.

This maybe does not pertain...
and it DOES NOT speak for the culture,..
But.
Germans believe,
if you get hit with pigeon droppings(!),
you're blessed!

So, with that,
I'll simply sign off,
...and wish everyone a fine day..
and some big 'drops'. 🙂🙂 😘😳
gallagher
gallagher
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P.s.: I meant to write,.
"the PEARLS of Street Performing",...

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