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When you are "spray painting" cards on your floor.

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When you think U.F. Grant was a Civil War general.
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When the gear stick of your car always has rubber bands around it and you're always discovering 3" lengths of rope or knots in your suit pockets.
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You know you are a bizarre magician when you see a hemorrhoid outbreak as a chance to use real blood in your performance.
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When you go on a date, and getting lucky means that she picked the force card.
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When you can spell magician!
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On Nov 22, 2017, Dan Ford wrote:
When you can spell magician!

That's Grate.
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I went to the Magic Cafe and all I got were these lousy
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Mrs. Rook calls out "Honey, there's a disembodied thumb in the dryer again!"
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