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terryisaacs
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says,
"My dog can shuffle a deck."
The other replies,
"That's good but my gosh, can't you find an easier way to shuffle!?"

Hope this qualifies, since I'm adding " 't " to the blank after can.
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
yachanin
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "my rabbit can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "that's good but my rabbit can perform multiplying rabbits for real!".

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Samuel Catoe
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My hamster can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my goldfish can shuffle his feet!"

Sam
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Samuel Catoe
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My dog can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my dog can shuffle his playlist. That dog love his Pussy Cat Dolls."
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Ado
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My dog can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my dog can pass a deck in less than 24 hours."

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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My pet fly can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my own prefers coins: she can do three flies."

P!
Ado
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My koala can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my kangaroo can do card to pocket."
Larry Barnowsky
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(a)ndy
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Not an official entry as I have used up my 3 attempts but here is one more. Just for a bit of fun because I'm enjoying the entries so far and like the challenge of the theme.

Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My orangutan can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my tarantula can levitate a bank note, my raven can vanish a coin, my kangaroo has a topit, my racoon does Brooke Shields impressions, my T-REX can read impressions from a business card, my hawk (2.0) does an awesome ambitious card ending and my shark, well he's just a cheat - a real card shark. Welcome to the Magic Farm."
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I like my kangaroo has a topit
Huzzah
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "my dog can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "that's good but my cat can vanish a coin so well, even Michael Ammar couldn't topit".
Huzzah
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "my son can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "that's good but my son once posted on the Magic Café and got Harry Lorayne to respond without advertising one of his books".
Larry Barnowsky
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Contest will end Thursday Oct. 19.
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Two magicians are sitting at the bar and one says "My Lizard can shuffle a deck" the other replies That's good but my Dragon can eat lit flash paper.


Two magicians walk into a bar and one says "My lizard can shuffle a deck" the other replies " that's great but my Cardboard can make chameleons"

Two magicians walk into a bar and one says "My bear can shuffle a deck". The other replies "that's great but my Yogi can produce a Boo boo."
"and these two go in my pocket"
terryisaacs
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Two magicians walk into a bar and one says "my pet cat can shuffle a deck" The other replies, "That's good but my pet cat can get a big laugh with his ironic name............................PUNch-Line."
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "my bengal tiger can hindu shuffle a deck". The other replies, "that's good but my caterpillar can wow audiences with a magnificent transposition!
malamoney
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My previous entry could have the following sentence appended to the end.

"He calls it the butterfly effect..."
Larry Barnowsky
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Contest ends tonight midnight EST. Smile
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The Book of Destiny http://www.barnowskymagic.com/bookofdestiny.html

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21ST CENTURY COIN MECHANICS and Counting On Deception www.barnowskymagic.com
Claudio
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My chimpanzee can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That’s good but my hedgehog can do a terrific card stab".

Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My chimpanzee can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That’s good but my swordfish can do a terrific card stab".

Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My dog can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That’s good but my giraffe can do a wonderful card rise".
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