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terryisaacs Regular user 110 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says,
"My dog can shuffle a deck." The other replies, "That's good but my gosh, can't you find an easier way to shuffle!?" Hope this qualifies, since I'm adding " 't " to the blank after can.
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
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yachanin Inner circle Cleveland, OH 2105 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "my rabbit can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "that's good but my rabbit can perform multiplying rabbits for real!".
Regards, Steve
"Impossible? Your audience will think so..." TM
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Samuel Catoe Inner circle South Carolina 1268 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My hamster can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my goldfish can shuffle his feet!"
Sam
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Samuel Catoe Inner circle South Carolina 1268 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My dog can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my dog can shuffle his playlist. That dog love his Pussy Cat Dolls."
Author of Illusions of Influence, a treatise on Equivoque.
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Ado Inner circle New York City 1033 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My dog can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my dog can pass a deck in less than 24 hours."
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Ado Inner circle New York City 1033 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My pet fly can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my own prefers coins: she can do three flies."
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Ado Inner circle New York City 1033 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My koala can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my kangaroo can do card to pocket."
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Larry Barnowsky Inner circle Cooperstown, NY where bats are made from 4770 Posts |
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(a)ndy Regular user New Zealand 164 Posts |
Not an official entry as I have used up my 3 attempts but here is one more. Just for a bit of fun because I'm enjoying the entries so far and like the challenge of the theme.
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My orangutan can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my tarantula can levitate a bank note, my raven can vanish a coin, my kangaroo has a topit, my racoon does Brooke Shields impressions, my T-REX can read impressions from a business card, my hawk (2.0) does an awesome ambitious card ending and my shark, well he's just a cheat - a real card shark. Welcome to the Magic Farm." |
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magicthree Special user 619 Posts |
I like my kangaroo has a topit
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Huzzah New user 53 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "my dog can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "that's good but my cat can vanish a coin so well, even Michael Ammar couldn't topit".
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Huzzah New user 53 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "my son can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "that's good but my son once posted on the Magic Café and got Harry Lorayne to respond without advertising one of his books".
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Larry Barnowsky Inner circle Cooperstown, NY where bats are made from 4770 Posts |
Contest will end Thursday Oct. 19.
You still have time to enter. |
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Dollarbill Inner circle Colorado 1005 Posts |
Two magicians are sitting at the bar and one says "My Lizard can shuffle a deck" the other replies That's good but my Dragon can eat lit flash paper.
Two magicians walk into a bar and one says "My lizard can shuffle a deck" the other replies " that's great but my Cardboard can make chameleons" Two magicians walk into a bar and one says "My bear can shuffle a deck". The other replies "that's great but my Yogi can produce a Boo boo." |
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terryisaacs Regular user 110 Posts |
Two magicians walk into a bar and one says "my pet cat can shuffle a deck" The other replies, "That's good but my pet cat can get a big laugh with his ironic name............................PUNch-Line."
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
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malamoney New user 86 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "my bengal tiger can hindu shuffle a deck". The other replies, "that's good but my caterpillar can wow audiences with a magnificent transposition!
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malamoney New user 86 Posts |
My previous entry could have the following sentence appended to the end.
"He calls it the butterfly effect..." |
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Larry Barnowsky Inner circle Cooperstown, NY where bats are made from 4770 Posts |
Contest ends tonight midnight EST.
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Claudio Inner circle Europe 1927 Posts |
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My chimpanzee can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That’s good but my hedgehog can do a terrific card stab".
Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My chimpanzee can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That’s good but my swordfish can do a terrific card stab". Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My dog can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That’s good but my giraffe can do a wonderful card rise". |
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Larry Barnowsky Inner circle Cooperstown, NY where bats are made from 4770 Posts |
Winner will be announced here in a few days.
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