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Samuel Catoe
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Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My St. Bernard can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That’s good but my porcupine does a heck of a needle through the arm".

Yeah I know the contest is over, but I couldn't resist the pull.
Author of Illusions of Influence, a treatise on Equivoque.
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Larry Barnowsky
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The winning entry was submitted by Ado: Smile

Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My koala can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my kangaroo can do card to pocket." Smile

Ado also submitted the following:

Two magicians go into a bar. One says, "My pet fly can shuffle a deck". The other replies, "That's good but my own prefers coins: she can do three flies." Smile

Congratulations to Ado!
Ado will receive a signed copy of Counting On Deception

For those who have submitted entries, you have a choice of two consolation prizes.
One year supply of used flash paper. Smile
Or
33% off the price ($45 plus shipping) of Counting On Deception (discount will be refunded to your Paypal account after ordering)

Thanks for everyone's participation.

Larry Smile
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Rachmaninov
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Congrats Ado, but the best joke of this thread is the used flash paper offer !!!!!! So congrats Larry !
(a)ndy
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Congratulations Ado, your koala/kangaroo joke was one of my favourites too.
Andy Young
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That is very generous Larry.

Thank you
Larry Barnowsky
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Thanks Andy and thanks for the order.

Haven't heard from our winner ADO yet. Smile Need his address to ship the book.

Larry
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Ado
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It's been a busy week, but here I am!
I'm honoured that my jokes were appreciated, and excited about getting Larry's book.

Thanks to all the others who participated! You gave me good laughs and motivation!

P!
BlackZ
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Super... congratulation to the winner!
Larry Barnowsky
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I shipped Ado's book yesterday. Thanks to everyone to submitted entries and those who enjoyed the contest.

Larry Smile
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The Book of Destiny http://www.barnowskymagic.com/bookofdestiny.html

Kingdom of the Red Book and DVD http://www.barnowskymagic.com/kotr1.html

21ST CENTURY COIN MECHANICS and Counting On Deception www.barnowskymagic.com
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