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Billybonkers Loyal user Diamond Bar L.A 251 Posts |
So I know a couple of jokes when you hold up letters to the kids and ask what they are.
For example "What letter is this? "Y" "Because I'm asking you that's why!" Any more that you guys know? |
Ken Northridge Inner circle Atlantic City, NJ 2392 Posts |
When I was a kid we used say,
"How many letters are in the alphabet? 23. L & M got kicked out for smoking and P got flushed down the toilet." Who thinks this is inappropriate today?
"Love is the real magic." -Doug Henning
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Billybonkers Loyal user Diamond Bar L.A 251 Posts |
Thanks Ken, I like those lines, not sure I can use the smoking one but the P one is great! Thanks.
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jimgerrish Inner circle East Orange, NJ 3209 Posts |
"ABC Stung Revisited" in The Wizards' Journal #21 has a new method of operation, but uses the same old reason for vanishing the letter "B" - If you play around with B's, you might get STUNG!
Jim Gerrish
magicnook@yahoo.com https://www.magicnook.com Home of The Wizards' Journals: https://magicnook.com/wizardsTOC.htm |
thomhaha Regular user northfield IL 162 Posts |
Google "alphabet jokes" and you'll find more like Ken's. (What begins with t, ends with t, and is full of t? a teapot.)
There used to be a bunch of colored foam letters that were word plays - could easily be adapted to display cards. Brown E Blue J Grey V Red C Black I Pink I |
Gerry Walkowski Inner circle 1450 Posts |
Ken,
Years back I heard that same joke about how many letters being in the alphabet. The answer was 24 because ET went home. Gerry |
Russo Inner circle So.California / Centl.Florida / retired Florida 1165 Posts |
B-stung --C-who? --G-whiz --I-you? -- J-is your boy friend? --K-is your girlfriend? -- O-Ohhhh?? - P (look on the floor?) -- T-no thank you ,I'll just have Milk --U (me??) Y (I don't know -or What??) I use these when Having a youth teach my Vent friend the alphabet. Have fun Ralph
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Gerry Walkowski Inner circle 1450 Posts |
What comes after 'O'?
Yeah! |
johnpert Veteran user Ontario, Canada 322 Posts |
P-U for "stinky" gets a chuckle.
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Red Shadow Inner circle 1788 Posts |
Check out this routine by Oliver Meech:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNNCfiCTfN8 |
Red Shadow Inner circle 1788 Posts |
I also have a spelling game / routine on my Children's Show Routines DVD.
http://www.amazingstephen.co.uk/shop-pro......Routines Or $15 on Penguin Magic. |
Futureal Inner circle 1695 Posts |
Mark Lewis has a routine called The Letter but last I heard he had retired, I heard he got married.
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Hawkan Elite user Sweden 495 Posts |
The Letter is a great bit, but I think the question was about letters of the alphabet.
HÃ¥kan |
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
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On Jun 11, 2018, Futureal wrote: No, he got banned. |
Al Kazam the Magic Man Inner circle Living in Perth Western Australia 1042 Posts |
His letter routine is a fantastic bit of comedy and a great way to open a show. If only he was a nicer chap!
Magic guy in Perth Australia
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