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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Lol I think that one might be for Adults.
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
*Wolfie gets ready to slash his wrists*
Wolflock
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Wolfie No Slashing your wrists. Blood causes Rust and we don't want no rust on the Razor/whatever your cutting your wrists with.
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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts |
What do you get when you cross a mongoloid with a one-legged guy from Warsaw? A Polaroid one-step!
(utter silence) Sheeseh! Everyone's a critic! Allright wise-guys, here are some jokes so corny and obvious, I'll bet you can guess the answers!! Earlier today 3 convicts escaped when a police paddy wagon colided with a cement truck. Police and civilians are warned to be on the lookout for _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _** _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. A man walks into a psychiatirst's office, stark naked. "Doctor, I think I'm insane" he says. the doctor replies "Well, I can clearly see you're _ _ _ _!" I was out walking the other day when I came upon 3 deep holes in the ground, and I said "_ _ _ _, _ _ _ _, _ _ _ _." Did you hear about the 2 tankers which collided at sea? One was carrying red paint, the other was filled with brown paint, and the passengers were all _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ for weeks! Mama sent her husband in for an operation. Shortly after performing it, the Federal postal authorities arrested the surgeon, because he had _ _ _ _ _ _ mama's _ _ _ _. And here's a freebie...."what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?"....."7:30!" I'll bet you all thought the answer was "time to get a new fence' didn't you? HAH!! BOY were you EVER way off! (laughing) 'time to get a new fence!!' Psshhh!! I hope you have better luck at magic then you do at guessing punchlines!
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
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On 2004-12-02 22:24, The Mighty Fool wrote: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please do not approach this gentleman. From the above mentioned you can see that he is clearly an extremely dangerous man. If you see him coming, RUN!!!!!!!!!! Lol. Thanks Mighty Fool Regards Wolflock
Wolflock
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Guessing the punchlines. 1 Hardened Criminals 2 insane 3 ???????????? 4 Marooned 5 ????????????? any clues as to what 3 and 5 are ?
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The Mirror Images Inner circle Michigan/USA 1980 Posts |
Did you hear about the gay migit....
He came out of the cupboard
Steven and Michael, The Mirror Images
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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts |
Donster,
You tagged 1 & 4, but 'insane' dosent fit in the number of blanks provided. here's a clue on #2: The word 'You're' could be replaced with 'your'. And whats another way to say someone's insane? #3: All 3 words in the answer are identical. What's another name for a deep hole? #5: What does the postal authority deal with? What gender is a husband?
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
3.) WELL WELL WELL
Wolflock
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The Mighty Fool Inner circle I feel like a big-top tent having 2140 Posts |
Kudos to Wolflock!
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
Opened Mamma's Male
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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Ben Shawcross New user Cardiff UK 85 Posts |
A zoo with no animals - that gets 1st prize from me!
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.' On the other hand, you have different fingers. I accept no responsibility. |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
2)Nuts ;D
I finished it so I get a go... A man was staggering through the desert croaking the usual "water,water" when he came across a few small stalls. He asked the guy, at the first stall he came to, if he could buy some water. The man replied that he only sold custard. He asked the guy, at the second stall he came to, if he could buy some water. The man replied that he only sold jelly. He asked the guy, at the third stall he came to, if he could buy some water. The man replied that he only sold cake. The man said to the stallholder, "Isn't it strange that all these stalls are here in the desert and none of them sell water?" The stall holder replied "Yes, it's a ------ -------". George |
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Dredz Loyal user La Famiglia! East Coast 257 Posts |
Where does the white go when the snow melts??????
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Did anyone get #2 yet ?
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BalukMagic Veteran user Toronto, Canada 319 Posts |
No,
MAgician: Whats you name? Girl: Alex. Magician: Oh that was my name when I was a little girl. I nice line to say |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
When they ship out styrofoam, what do they pack it in?....How does teflon stick to the pan?.....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
They pack it in a Box. and teflon sticks by spraying it on. ????????????
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
LOL. Don, you really need Help.
Desert Dessert???
Wolflock
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
A teflon free pan means food won't stick. I beleive they spray it on.
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