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What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede........
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What is red, orange, and green and has a tail

I don't know....you tell me

Michael

p.s. talk about corny eh
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What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.....
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Q: What's black and yellow, wears lipstick, fish net nylons and answers to the name of Billie?

A: A 'Queen' Bee
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What happens to baby chickens whose parents die?
They are shipped to Foster Farms!

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, would her name become Ella Vader?
It wouldn't hurt you to laugh.
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What is yellow and has husks? Corn! You said make them corny.
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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path......
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Not sure if this one is here or not but here goes.

What has four legs and flies?

A dead horse
or cow
or sheep
or well you know what I mean
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Never look up his sleeve,
Never look under his hat,
Just sit back and let him do his act.
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How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance......
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I think I'll leave that last joke a-loin.
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I agree.....It was Boar-ing......
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It's driving me to drink... I think I'll have a glass of swine...


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Yes Lets Leave it A-Loin but if the Pig was Very Big. we might have to watch out for the Pigs-Knuckles. although the Pig's name was Ink because he kept running out of the Pen.
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Quote:
On 2004-10-04 14:57, Mike Wild wrote:
How about, "Can anyone tell me... what's a Grecian Urn?"... "About $2.50 an hour I've been told...". Context is a coins to glass or cup routine. Glass or cup is shaped like an urn.


Did anyone say, "What's a grecian urn? I Told you! About 2.50 an hour..."?
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Bacteria: The rear entrance to the Caféteria.......
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Then a Fronteria must be the Front Entrance to a Caféteria.
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How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.......
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A man walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is tucked up in bed.
The man says 'This is the pig I SHARE THE BED with when your not here'
His wife says 'I think you'll find it's a sheep not a pig'
The man says 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'

I edited the above a little bit to make it child safe. Smile
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A redneck calls in sick to work. "Boss, I don't think I'll be in to work today. I feel horrible." The boss replies "when I feel really sick, I always demand sex from my wife. Afterwards I feel great and don't even feel sick anymore. You should try that." The redneck takes the advice that his boss has given him. A couple of hours later the redneck calls his boss back. "Dang boss! You were right. I did what you said and I feel great! By the way, you sure do have a nice house!"

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