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What does the vet have outside his office front door ?
A welcome mutt
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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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What is long and skinny and short and round ?
Spaghetti and meatballs
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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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What did the doctor say to his patient who swallowed a camera?
Lets see what develops.
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Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat? ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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What do cats read in the library ?
Catalogs
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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What did Columbus say to his men before they sailed?
Get in the boat.
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If #2 pencils are the most popular, why are they still #2? ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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How do sailors break up with their girlfriends?
They drift apart
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Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He is so contrary , he tried to have The Law of Thermodynamics repealed.
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Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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What animal can jump higher than a house?
All of them. A house can't jump.
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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What doesn't exist but has a name?
Nothing
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Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live. ...
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TomBaker Regular user 160 Posts
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In honor of tomarrow...
"If Valentines Day is for couples, what day is for the single man????.... Palm Sunday" 
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blackstone99 Regular user 169 Posts
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My mother bought be two ties for my birthday. One red and one blue. I wore the red one at her house the next day. And what did she say when she saw me?
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