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Rickfcm Veteran user lower Michigan 382 Posts 
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede........
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Mirror Images Inner circle Michigan/USA 1980 Posts
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What is red, orange, and green and has a tail
I don't know....you tell me Michael p.s. talk about corny eh
Steven and Michael, The Mirror Images
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.....
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Sonny Vegas Regular user Chicago, Illinois - USA 199 Posts
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Q: What's black and yellow, wears lipstick, fish net nylons and answers to the name of Billie?
A: A 'Queen' Bee |
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magicsteve99 New user 53 Posts
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What happens to baby chickens whose parents die?
They are shipped to Foster Farms! If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, would her name become Ella Vader? It wouldn't hurt you to laugh. |
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juggler13 New user 97 Posts
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What is yellow and has husks? Corn! You said make them corny.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path......
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Hobie the Magical Hobo Clown New user Niagara, Ontario 68 Posts
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Not sure if this one is here or not but here goes.
What has four legs and flies? A dead horse or cow or sheep or well you know what I mean
One Mustn't study a magician to closely,
Never look up his sleeve, Never look under his hat, Just sit back and let him do his act. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance......
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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I think I'll leave that last joke a-loin.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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I agree.....It was Boar-ing......
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts
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It's driving me to drink... I think I'll have a glass of swine...
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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Yes Lets Leave it A-Loin but if the Pig was Very Big. we might have to watch out for the Pigs-Knuckles. although the Pig's name was Ink because he kept running out of the Pen.
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boynextdoor Regular user Lancaster 129 Posts
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Quote:
On 2004-10-04 14:57, Mike Wild wrote: Did anyone say, "What's a grecian urn? I Told you! About 2.50 an hour..."?
Trapeze above the Grand Canyon. Be impressed.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Bacteria: The rear entrance to the Caféteria.......
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts
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Then a Fronteria must be the Front Entrance to a Caféteria.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.......
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PhatDad New user 91 Posts
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A man walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is tucked up in bed. The man says 'This is the pig I SHARE THE BED with when your not here' His wife says 'I think you'll find it's a sheep not a pig' The man says 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep' I edited the above a little bit to make it child safe. 
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Phil Thomas Inner circle Newark, Ohio 1117 Posts
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A redneck calls in sick to work. "Boss, I don't think I'll be in to work today. I feel horrible." The boss replies "when I feel really sick, I always demand sex from my wife. Afterwards I feel great and don't even feel sick anymore. You should try that." The redneck takes the advice that his boss has given him. A couple of hours later the redneck calls his boss back. "Dang boss! You were right. I did what you said and I feel great! By the way, you sure do have a nice house!"
Phil
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."
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