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Peter Marucci Inner circle 5389 Posts |
How about "frying their socks"?
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CamelotFX Special user Minnesota 596 Posts |
What a mixed metaphor! On the other foot, I think that "fried socks" might go well with filet of sole and shoestring potatoes.
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Nicholas Special user I predict that I now have 900 Posts |
Holy "mackerel"; with all this cooking hype, I don't know if the "real work" is enough to "fry" the pants off anyone or not. I guess I'll go out and get "pickled," just for the "halibut." Then I can come back with a fresh head and try to sort out the wheat from the chaff. That way I should be able to tell which effects are really "hot." I only want real "reputation makers."
(My apologies for this post. I guess it's pretty "fruity.") |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Stop it with the PUNS! Few made me laugh. In fact.. No pun in ten did!
(No pun intended) |
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DoctorAmazo Special user Florida 643 Posts |
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On 2004-11-05 07:54, Peter Marucci wrote: At least you didn't try AND be amusing... |
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Wards Back New user Baker's Acres, Ca 83 Posts |
Peter,
I don't "try to" convict them; I "try to" FRY them. (Occupational hazard) btw, My favorite 'defense attorney' line was the one where he asked the judge: "How is my client expected to get a fair trial with all this evidence against him?!" /"Use a pun...go to prison"
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
Chris. |
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Sergeant Regular user 129 Posts |
This trick is guaranteed to fry your audience. No skill required. No practice required. The amazingly hilarious script is included and works for every performer, every time, guaranteed. This is a totally new principle that has never been seen before. Imagine this a bucket of gasoline is shown, then thrown on a volunteer. Before you can say presto chango, your audience is fried. No matches or lighter . . a totally new method.
This has been a closely guarded secret in the secret magic underground that no one knows about. So secret in fact that only a handful of super secret magicians have even seen this very powerful and secret effect. Only the very privileged and upper echelon magicians know about this amazingly super secret …er uhh … secret. Only now, will the creator of this effect let it go. We had to pry it out of his hands with loads of money. Lucky you. A very limited supply has been obtained and will only last as long as the money lasts. So order now. Order two for only double the price so that you will have an extra to put in your magic drawer right next to the first one that you will not use. PS no refunds. |
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Wards Back New user Baker's Acres, Ca 83 Posts |
Sergeant:
Sounds like that effect must be immediately followed with a vanish......YOURS!
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
Chris. |
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Sergeant Regular user 129 Posts |
Does that mean I can put you down for two?
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Nicholas Special user I predict that I now have 900 Posts |
He's gotta be crazy for giving that one up to the magic fraternity!
Nicholas |
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Wards Back New user Baker's Acres, Ca 83 Posts |
By the way Sergeant,
I think I've come up with a perfect name for the effect: "ARSON!" :firedevil: /"It'll 'fry' your audience!"
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
Chris. |
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