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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
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On 2004-11-06 11:57, YVRDave wrote: That is brilliant. I have not heard that one before. Is that yours? If it is can I use it?
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Thinking versions of MMISD:
MMISDT: He bought 13 variations of the Bill In Lemon looking for a different result... MMISDT: When he tries to read minds, he just fills in the blanks... MMISDT: When he did a show at the zoo, the Ostrich put her head in the sand and the magician wondered how it had disappeared! MMISDT: He uses wet sponge balls for clean finish. Doug
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
- He went to the doctor to surgically attact his Thumb tip.
- He stole his own watch and pickpocketed the pen out of his own top pocket. -put a blingfold on the spectator and asked them to predict what card they picked.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24312 Posts |
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On 2004-11-30 05:44, Wolflock wrote: You are joking aren't you? That's one of the oldest lines in the world. It's older than "Does this ring have an opening in it? No? Yes, it does, right here. If it didn't have that, it would be a plate." My magician is so dumb he thought An Elmsley Count was English nobility. A coin roll was something you bought in a deli. A square circle was a weird kind of mandala. He was so dumb that he had his "cut, no cut" scissors repaired. He thought one of his linking rings was broken.
"The Swatter"
Founder of CODBAMMC My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups." www.cupsandballsmuseum.com |
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
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You are joking aren't you? That's one of the oldest lines in the world. It's older than "Does this ring have an opening in it? No? Yes, it does, right here. If it didn't have that, it would be a plate." I am not joking. *sigh* Just shows how slow information is in getting to Deepest Darkest Africa. Well at least now I can become part of the MMISDT. HEE HEE.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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dlcmagic Special user 887 Posts |
He thinks the "Professor" is that guy on reruns of Gilligan's Island.
He thinks the hindu shuffle is some sort of strange dance. Thinks the force is something from Star Wars. Thinks that to make a woman float you need 1 woman, a large glass, some ice cream and root beer ! |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Took a blonde out of the freezer because he wanted frosted flakes for breakfast
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
Thinks a fan is something you turn on when it is hot out.
Thinks a hotshot cut is something the cowboys did with a gun instead of a knife. Confuses himself with cups and balls. Thought that the masked magician was pretty good.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On 2004-11-04 19:00, Oddboggle wrote: I saw Harry Anderson do that on "Saturday Night Live." 'Course, it was a stuffed rabbit so it might not count. On the other hand, would you want to put the hat on afterwards if it hadn't been a stuffed rabbit?
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
He went out and bought a club and a fan so he'll have his own Fan Club.
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
*Wolf starts beating Don up with the club*
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Turns the Club Wolfie is Using into a Club Sandwich and begins Eating it.
Posted: Dec 7, 2004 7:02am ------------------------------------------------ Is so stupid that he seen a sign that Read Look ForWard and he began asking around For Ward. |
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BenSchwartz Elite user Southern California 499 Posts |
Is so stupid he actually thought that one of these jokes were actually funny....
"The experience of astonishment is the experience of a clear, primal state of mind that they associate with a child's state of mind." ---- Paul Harris
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Gee aren't They Funny ?
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
I think they are.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
So did I but when I was born I was born a blonde
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Nick Wait Inner circle Lichfield, UK 1042 Posts |
These are great, where do you get them from?
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Wards Back New user Baker's Acres, Ca 83 Posts |
Donster:
Who's looking for me????
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
LOL WArd Is so stupid that he seen a sign that Read Look ForWard and he began asking around For Ward. Looking For Ward = ForWard
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
I could not pull a rabbit out of a hat so I pulled a hair out of my ***. Did you know that that part of you and your eyes are connected? Pull a hair out of that region and see how your eyes water.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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