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When I asked them to get my cups & balls, they brought me 3 clear cups and my spongeballs.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He did a show on credit for the US Government.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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He tried to make a trap door for his vanishing rat - from a rat trap.
Then he produced what was left from his rat box.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought he would appear to be more modern with an electric wand.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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He passed by a mellon stand and bought the whole thing just to support his sword through neck.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was shocked that tennis shoes and bowling shoes were really made for humans.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He thought tonte was the Lone Rangers side kick
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He wondered if a bald man would need after shave.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He could not understand the audience reaction when he began to perform his ant circus routine at the annual Clark Pest Control conference.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When told that his tire was flat, he asked if they could be taught to sing higher.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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He electrified his travelling Electric Chair Escape with a Voltswagen
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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..and then had it shock mounted...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He went to a Penguins game to find a hat trick.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought the little town near Colon, MI was called SemiColon.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He thought a 50% split with his agent was usual and customary.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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He got a hernia while floating his assistant.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He thought Daniel Boone wore a rocky raccoon hat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He believes in economic recovery through maximizing unemployment.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He really tried to cut the Presidents Chief of Staff in half.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He believes that the way to reduce the price of oil is to buy it from someone else.
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