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Topic: Beware of what you say!!!
Message: Posted by: almagic (May 7, 2005 08:31AM)
That's something we magicians need to keep in mind of what we say when out with magician friends...

We were in a shopping mall and was trying on some jackets... and we are talking quite loudly, and I said "well, this jacket is nice. Has lots of pockets and is very good for STEALING" the salesman look at us with a shocking look!!

Once we were walking in a crowd and my firend got an great idea for his zombie routine, and yelled out "Tonight I'm going to try lighting up my zombie on fire" Everyone was starring at us all the way...

You guys happen to come across such thing.. Is very funny!!!
Message: Posted by: The Mac (May 7, 2005 09:58AM)
Lol! I think it was on Ellusionist forums this guy was asking for advice about a penetration trick and he started his post with "last night I was practising the penetration on my sister"

That had me ripped for a long while!
Message: Posted by: The Donster (May 7, 2005 05:48PM)
How about buying a long sleeve shirt. and asking will this keep me from Flashing at All ?
Message: Posted by: JJDrew (May 8, 2005 02:49PM)
If you hang out with performers too much, you forget how weird it can sound when you start an anecdote with, "I was juggling knives the other day when..."
Message: Posted by: Lyndel (May 8, 2005 03:45PM)
I told a fellow magician over dinner about a time when "I was doing a gig in a bar and my TT fell on the floor."

I caught the lady at the next booth surveying both of my hands for the damage...


Lyndel
Message: Posted by: The Donster (May 8, 2005 04:40PM)
Lyndel Be Careful your TT might of Fell into someones Food ;)
Message: Posted by: Lyndel (May 8, 2005 06:13PM)
Donster,

LOL! My story would have been perfect if it had taken place at Wendy's huh?!


Lyndel
Message: Posted by: The Donster (May 8, 2005 07:28PM)
I told someone that they are putting Body parts in the Kids Meals at wendys Now. strange part is she beleived me. but saying stuff like this is only for Fun. and to be Honest Wendys Burgers are made from Real Meat. lets hope they keep it that way.
Message: Posted by: Avrakdavra (May 12, 2005 02:15PM)
Better his TT than his PP.
Message: Posted by: The Donster (May 12, 2005 02:40PM)
I hate to ask but what is his PP. pm me if it cant be put here.
Message: Posted by: Lyndel (May 12, 2005 06:32PM)
Prestidigitation Pocket... It's like a topit, but shaped different.


Lyndel
Message: Posted by: Alym Amlani (May 13, 2005 03:49AM)
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On 2005-05-07 10:58, macGyver(south Africa) wrote:
Lol! I think it was on Ellusionist forums this guy was asking for advice about a penetration trick and he started his post with "last night I was practising the penetration on my sister"

That had me ripped for a long while!


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that's the funniest thing I've heard all week!!!
Message: Posted by: Sonny Vegas (May 13, 2005 08:24AM)
PP...?
Peter Pan?...Paula Poundstone?...Pierre Plante?...Pricilla Presley?...Pink Panther?...Patti Paige?...Penelope Pitstop?...Peter Parker?
Message: Posted by: MagikDavid (May 14, 2005 10:23PM)
I'm ROTFLMAO... You guys are so funny!!!!
Message: Posted by: Magicusa (Jun 11, 2005 09:21PM)
I love macGyver post!