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Topic: VIRUS WARNING Forward
Message: Posted by: Slim Price (May 9, 2005 02:38PM)
Subject: VIRUS WARNING!!!!!
>
> There is a new virus. The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from
> your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch
> it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life
> completely.
>
> If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends
> and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after
> three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from
> your system.
>
> Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should
> you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
> infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is
> the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.
>
> Then retry.
>
> I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive, so I'm headed
> for the bar anyway . . . it never hurts to be safe.
> --
> Cheers!
Message: Posted by: TheHungryMagician (May 9, 2005 08:15PM)
LOL! Jose Cuervo meets Norton!
Message: Posted by: irossall (May 10, 2005 05:45AM)
I was immunized many years ago against this virus so WORK has no effect on me. The vaccine was called Tequila and many shots are required before it has any effect on WORK. Booster shots are required on a regular basis and the effect of the shots can be enhanced with a much larger dose of medication called Cerveza :cheers: .
Iven :patty:
Message: Posted by: ryay (May 11, 2005 06:38PM)
Haha very funny, problem is I'm not old enough to get into a bar yet.