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Ok, so the way I figure is if I'm ever going to go down in the annal's of magic for the being the greatest magician ever, I must go ahead and take credit for the being the originator of the cups and balls. When I see someone doing it I walk off muttering something about thief and rip offs. What do you think, will it work? *wonders exactly how many magicians have done this* |
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I had the idea of doing this some time ago. You really should be more original.... *walks off muttering to himself about magicians stealing his ideas.* |
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| Thief! |
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| POLICE!!! |
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Magician; "Next I will be performing cups and balls." you; "I invented Cups and Balls." magician; "I bought these cups off of the internet." you; "I invented the internet!" magician; "from 'some-fake-online-magic-store-that-I-am-making-up-as-I-write-this- message.com'" you; "I started 'some-fake-online-magic-store-that-I-am-making-up-as-I-write-this- message.com'!" magician; "shut up" you; "I started shut up!" Or "Hey that cup and that ball touched! You owe me a dollar!" |
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| Hey I just told you that over Instant Messanger. You really ARE a thief. Not only do you stakes claims on magic, you stake claims on what people say ppppppbbbbbbtttttt. :P |
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| Not true, I invented the sorry Steve part. Besides I invented ppppppbbbbbbtttttt. |
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| Ya, well I invented magic back before Merlin. What now huh? |
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| Excuse me but I invented merlin.......you stepped WAY out of line by mentioning him!!! |
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| Okay, just for the record. The Cups and Balls were invented by "Schlump the geek" 2253 B.C. and he published it in his lecture notes "Geeky Magic Vol. 2". Nobody bought it, so he died of a broken heart. |
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| I invented Schlump the geek. |
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I'm stealing all these posts and publishing them in my own book! I'll make Tens!!!!! <Evil Laugh!> (What a room!) :o) Skip |
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| Hey! I invented stealing!!! :) |
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| And I invented the inventions that you stole when you stole them! |
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| I invented inventing. |
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| Yea.......well.......I........okay I got nothing |
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I Still get dibs on cups and balls nobody touches, they are mine! *Caresses his Royal Magic cups and balls and sets them next to his T.V. Magic cards* |
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| Well I guess we all learned a valuable lesson......wait......what was the valuable lesson? |
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| I have no idea what the lesson was but I bet that Tony S stole it... |
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[quote] On 2005-07-12 15:35, Skip Way wrote: I'm stealing all these posts and publishing them in my own book! I'll make Tens!!!!! <Evil Laugh!> (What a room!) :o) Skip [/quote] I get 5's on that, it's called royalties. |
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[quote] On 2005-07-13 16:03, Justin McWilliams wrote: I Still get dibs on cups and balls nobody touches, they are mine! [/quote] Yes but everyone knows that Cups and Balls are an unauthorized version of my much more original Beakers and Marbles routine. |
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Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn is what I got out of it.......than again I like saying that for just about every post that can....BUT IT STILL APPLIES Tony S.....stop stealing my lessons!!!!! |
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I invented Unicorns AND leapfrog. Sorry to (ahem) horn in on this, folks. I saw some fun and had to jump in. :bigsmile: JM :jesterhat: :cyclops: |
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| Fine then, if you invented leapfrog than Im publishing an idea where your feet are touching instead of apart therefore making just enough variation in the jump to be my own. Ill call it..........leaphog. |
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| If your going to invent LeapHog. why not have it being where you jump over a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle. |
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| HEY, I started this post and it has gotten way out of hand. Wait, I didn't start it, yes I did, no I didn't. See, you got me arguing with myself!!!! |
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| Hey man quit stealin my post. |
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| It was my idea in the first place. You just used your position as a fromer grammar host and me being in the Army to beat me to it. |
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[quote]On 2005-07-16 13:11, The Donster wrote: If your going to invent LeapHog. why not have it being where you jump over a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle.[/quote]Me and some of my pals already did this... we called it Bleep Hog... Typical biker mouths. |
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[quote] On 2005-07-16 20:32, JesterMan wrote: [quote]On 2005-07-16 13:11, The Donster wrote: If your going to invent LeapHog. why not have it being where you jump over a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle.[/quote]Me and some of my pals already did this... we called it Bleep Hog... Typical biker mouths. [/quote] C'mon guys think......its obviously been taken AND MY idea is TOTALLY impromptu so it wins. |
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| Back in the early 800's I invented impromptu. |
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| Fine then blazes, you me and the guy who invented stealing will go into buisness (since I started that one) |
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People steal magic all the time. Alex Elmsley stole something from me and had the NERVE to put it into print 40 years before I was BORN!! A real jerk to say the least. I am still mad about that one so I can imagine how angry you must be at all the cups and ball theives arround. I actually think it is funny when someone complains about someone else stealing what they have rightfully taken! |
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Look you guys, I'm not happy, 22.74 years ago I invented stupidly long forum discussions based on a single joke. I don't deserve it. The only thing I've ever stolen is a vowel from Dannydoyle. U. There it is, sorry about that, restore it to it's rightfll place. ***, he's stolen mine now. George P.S.I also pinched a y off him, next I'll steal his where and how. |
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Shame magicgeorge.....pure shame, thanks for coming clean |
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| Justin might have invented cups and balls, but they're my balls now and I'm rather attached to them. He can have the cups back--I never liked them anyways. |
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Hmmmm steel, wooden, sewn. Please be specific on which balls so I can claim the other kind Thanks |
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| Two words, "Pom Poms" |
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I stole the pom poms! [quote] On 2005-07-19 17:54, God-glorified wrote: Fine then blazes, you me and the guy who invented stealing will go into buisness (since I started that one) [/quote] Excellent - just be careful; I might steal the profits! |
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Hmmmm, Tony, Stealing was actually invented by Winona Ryder's great-great-great-great (77 more) Grandmother. This person was actually responsible for there being no room at the inn, as she had stolen the towels, sheets, pillows and the remote from the last available room. The irony was, she had stashed all this stuff away in manger, out back, so that place was actually quite cozy. The one complaint was that she had also stolen a very bright halogen oil lantern, and many people thought it was so bright that they mistook it for a star overhead. However, I now own the rights to stealing. |
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| Jester - That's ok, I've stolen the rights to stealing from you! |
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I wonder if I pester steve enough if he'll make this one a sticky bun. You know as an example of the sad sad face of magic and how we easily rip each other off. Maybe he shouldn't it would chase newbies away. |
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Oh I thought it would just go to prove to everyone magicians have quite a bit of time on their hands.......(If they only knew!!!!!) Copyright 2005@ God Glorified productions (just in case) ;) |
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Well we do have plenty of time on our hands, we must be slightly touched in the head. Who else would sit there for hours on end farting around with cards, coins, cups, balls and other simple objects? |
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| Well Im getting paid 9 an hour at a shop in NJ to do so so Im quite content |
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| What shop is that if you don't mind? I didn't realize you live in Jersey. I'm a Jersey boy myself. |
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| Houdini magic shop in the Quater of Tropicana |
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| BLIB |
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| BLIB? |
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| I though that was a good as anything else posted. LOL |
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Does it mean something, LOL Im terrible at computer lingo! HAHAHA |
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Mention TMC to a magican he'll say "The Magic Café" Mention TMC to a layman he'll say "The Movie Channel" Just a thought |
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To Steal and Idea , or routine from one magician .. Is Plagerisim , to steal from many ..... Research? Fyi whilst reading this post My hired band of Gypsys are pilfering Your foo cans. Keet ;) |
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Stealing foo cans is ok, just as long as they aren't pilfering poo cans. Sorry bout the potty mouth! |
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| Its ok justin sometimes you just cant resist |
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| I invented Black Magic. |