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Topic: Help with variations on an old chestnut
Message: Posted by: Victor Brisbin (Dec 6, 2002 01:10AM)
I'm looking for variations on this line: "I wept because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no socks."

Thanks, VB :cyclops:
Message: Posted by: Thomas Wayne (Dec 6, 2002 03:23AM)
"I wept because I had no woman until I met a man who had no hands."

You're welcome, TW
Message: Posted by: Dan Watkins (Dec 6, 2002 01:42PM)
"I wept because I had no hands until I met a man who had no goat"

Continue on...

Dan
Message: Posted by: Peter Marucci (Dec 6, 2002 02:47PM)
"I wept because I had no shoes until I met a man who had a pair -- so I took his!"
:lol:
Message: Posted by: wayman (Dec 6, 2002 05:08PM)
I wept because I had no woman until I met the man who married my ex!
Message: Posted by: Zorak (Dec 7, 2002 08:46PM)
I wept because I had no shoes, until I realized I am the King of Clubs!
Message: Posted by: harris (Dec 14, 2002 03:05PM)
I wept because I had no shoes,
until I met a man with no Nikes.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
she had no children,

She KNEW what to do.

Harris Deutsch
Laughologist and Nearly Normal Magician