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Topic: REALLY bad pick up lines...read 'em and groan.
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jan 25, 2007 05:09PM)
Hey, Valentine's day is just around the corner, so here's some of the worst of the worst#

# Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
# Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
# Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
# Do you have any raisins? No? How 'bout a date?
Message: Posted by: thoughtsexplorer (Jan 25, 2007 05:23PM)
# Thought that I could love no other - that is until I met your brother.

# Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
# But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

# Of loving beauty you float with grace - if only you could hide your face

# Kind, intelligent, loving and hot - this describes everything you are not

# I want to feel your sweet embrace - but don't take that paper bag off of your face

# I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ***, I'm good at telling lies!

# My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life

# I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming

# My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

# My feelings for you no words can tell, except for maybe "go to hell"

# What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime
Message: Posted by: Cinnamon (Jan 25, 2007 07:23PM)
Are you a condom? Because I feel protected when I'm with you.

I'm calling the police! Why? Because you took my heart with you!

Are you a bicyle card? Because everytime I see you, I want to get my hands on you.

I really think you are beautiful..(insert more mushyness here).. you know, last time I went to a shrink, he said I am a congenital liar, but that's okay! I love you for who you are!
Message: Posted by: magician211 (Jan 26, 2007 02:35PM)
Is your father a thief? Because I want to know who stole the stars from the sky and stuck them in your eyes*gives a wink*
Message: Posted by: Margarette (Jan 26, 2007 03:15PM)
Pick a card....
Message: Posted by: Lyndel (Jan 26, 2007 04:19PM)
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jan 26, 2007 04:44PM)
Your skin wouldn't be softer if I threw you in a damp hole, and repeatedly made you rub your body with lotion.
Message: Posted by: Jaz (Jan 26, 2007 04:46PM)
Care to bang the drum slowly?
Message: Posted by: SeaDawg (Jan 26, 2007 04:59PM)
I do search and rescue for a living and you look like yo might need to be saved...

Do you realize that you are going to guest star in all my fantasies forever?
Message: Posted by: Lyndel (Jan 26, 2007 05:18PM)
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jan 26, 2007 05:48PM)
Groan!!!!
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Jan 26, 2007 08:34PM)
I like the put downs better...a friend of mine had the best one ever at a bar in Tahoe...she said to the guy..."I already have one assh**le in my pants...I don't need another one."

Bang zoom zing.
Message: Posted by: Cliffg37 (Jan 27, 2007 09:40AM)
How do you like your eggs?
Message: Posted by: cardone (Jan 27, 2007 11:26AM)
"Get your Coat" ..........
Message: Posted by: elmago (Jan 27, 2007 02:08PM)
Did it hurt? ... When you fell from heaven?

Would you hold it against me if I said you had a nice body?

Why don't you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that comes up.

Are thoses real?

Nice shoes, wanna f**K?

From an episode in Taxi.
"Lets cut through the puleminaries and get married."

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Can I have a quarter? I'd promise my mom to call her when I found the woman of my dreams.

From Napolean Dynamite:
"I hope you are not drinking 1% milk because you think you are fat. You are not. You could drink whole milk if you wanted to."
Message: Posted by: hkwiles (Jan 27, 2007 03:21PM)
In my 30's a friend introduced me to one of his young female staff, trying to be smooth I said,
"where have you been all my life? "
to which the young girl replied..
"half your life I haven't been here!"

touchee !
Howard
Message: Posted by: Patrick Differ (Jan 27, 2007 10:14PM)
Nice day for weather.