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Topic: Open Call for Unusual Performers
Message: Posted by: Todd Robbins (Mar 29, 2007 08:24AM)
There is an open call today, Thursday-March 29 and tomorrow Friday- March 30 from 12 to 4 for a Howard Stern pay-per-view event to be taped outdoors in NJ on April 5th.

The call is for unusual variety performers. Just about anything sideshow related and off beat is acceptable. They are also looking for stilt walkers and cross dressers.

The pay ranges from $250 to $500 depending upon how much you are used in this production.

That address is:

New York City Casting
212 Bowery (btw Prince & Spring. F train is closest)
New York, NY.

Good luck,
Todd Robbins
Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Mar 29, 2007 01:36PM)
D@mn my location!


Brett.
Message: Posted by: Danny Borneo (Mar 29, 2007 01:43PM)
Same here (more a combination of that and work though), would love to make it out to this but not in the cards right now. But still, thanks for the heads up Todd.
Message: Posted by: MagicSanta (Mar 29, 2007 09:18PM)
Guess it really isn't important then. I say pack your knapsack and grab your walking stick and head to New York! You are young, you're wild, and you're free, find the inner weirdo in you and GO JOIN HOWARD! I can't because I've no skill or talent that would interest him.
Message: Posted by: Todd Robbins (Mar 29, 2007 09:46PM)
You tell 'em Santa.
Message: Posted by: thegreatnippulini (Mar 30, 2007 07:27AM)
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On 2007-03-29 22:18, MagicSanta wrote:
Guess it really isn't important then. I say pack your knapsack and grab your walking stick and head to New York! You are young, you're wild, and you're free, find the inner weirdo in you and GO JOIN HOWARD! I can't because I've no skill or talent that would interest him.
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I can't because I don't have breasts or a vagina..... this is what his interns told me 6 years ago when I had a call to be on the original radio show.
Message: Posted by: Danny Borneo (Mar 30, 2007 08:36AM)
[quote]
On 2007-03-29 22:18, MagicSanta wrote:
Guess it really isn't important then. I say pack your knapsack and grab your walking stick and head to New York! You are young, you're wild, and you're free, find the inner weirdo in you and GO JOIN HOWARD! I can't because I've no skill or talent that would interest him.
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Trust me the urge is there, problem is.....so is my mortgage (ugg, what a dirty word), so this time it's a no go. And don't feel bad nips. I have not tits or vagina either, that would be whole different act in itself.
Message: Posted by: Destiny (Mar 30, 2007 08:43AM)
We don't have '****' on the Café - we have 'breasts'.
Message: Posted by: Danny Borneo (Mar 30, 2007 09:14AM)
Apologies for that
Message: Posted by: Destiny (Mar 30, 2007 09:29AM)
Hey - I wasn't offended - but others might be. Best be cautious.

Destiny
Message: Posted by: Stephon (Mar 30, 2007 09:33AM)
Yeah, watch your language, ya' tit!
Message: Posted by: Danny Borneo (Mar 30, 2007 10:05AM)
Duly noted, I'm such a boob
Message: Posted by: MagicSanta (Mar 30, 2007 01:32PM)
No one has to go, but if I was a young man and had the time to take a couple days to do it I would. Guess times have changed. The boobs and vagina excuse doesn't wash with me. That is like saying you went to the sporting good store and they had a sale on football equipment rather than baseball equipment and because of that you are not going to the fishing equipment sale out of spite. The rule of the new century "when opportunity knocks, whine about it"
Message: Posted by: Destiny (Mar 30, 2007 01:42PM)
Agreed MagicSanta - if they didn't want blokes this time round surely they would specify that rather than have lots of cross dressing stiltwalking side show dudes show up they'd have to waste time chasing away from the cross dressing stiltwalking side show dudettes.

I'd be there but it's a long way to go from Australia for $500 and I can't stilt walk.

Destiny
Message: Posted by: Kondini (Mar 30, 2007 02:31PM)
Well just got out of Hospital having had the gender change,,,but still no sign of the B***** plane ticket they promised me......you could say I am somewhat gutted!!
Message: Posted by: Destiny (Mar 30, 2007 02:48PM)
I'd say you're perfectly cut out for the job!

Destiny
Message: Posted by: gsidhe (Mar 30, 2007 02:52PM)
Ouch.
G.
Message: Posted by: Caveat Lector (Mar 30, 2007 06:25PM)
[quote]
On 2007-03-30 08:27, thegreatnippulini wrote:
[quote]
On 2007-03-29 22:18, MagicSanta wrote:
Guess it really isn't important then. I say pack your knapsack and grab your walking stick and head to New York! You are young, you're wild, and you're free, find the inner weirdo in you and GO JOIN HOWARD! I can't because I've no skill or talent that would interest him.
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I can't because I don't have breasts or a vagina..... this is what his interns told me 6 years ago when I had a call to be on the original radio show.
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Either do I and I was on the radio show as well as the TV show. Nip, you cannot go through their interns because they are just tools and have no connection to getting you on the show. You have to get to the producer which is Gary, he makes the calls. Now that they have moved to satellite you might have a better chance. I have also been on O&A and they love the freaks. PM me for the contact if you would like to contact them.
Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Mar 30, 2007 07:30PM)
I'd go, but again...I'm poor, I don't think Howard could get me much money, seeing that I don't have a vagina...or "breasts".


Nips...when you do your act..."You make Dolly Parton look Flat", I would say that, at times you have boobs.


Brett.
Message: Posted by: MagicSanta (Mar 30, 2007 11:12PM)
Okay, time to start the weirdo railroad.... a series of homes open to Brett to get him from NC to NYC (hey, it is only one letter off) w/out costing him a lot of bread. If Nevada was part of the route I'd put him on the couch.
Message: Posted by: Destiny (Mar 31, 2007 12:46AM)
I think he should roll there like an Indian Holy Man.

He could accept sponsorships and raise money as he rolled for poor anorexic self mutilating side show aspirants from Charlotte NC.
Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Mar 31, 2007 02:50AM)
Wouldn't that be a great publicity stunt?!

Brett.