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Topic: Brett Loudermilk's Glass Nail
Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 9, 2007 12:46PM)
If anyone has any inquiries, orders, burning questions, etc.

Please call:

My assistant Richard will answer.

I will be away from my computer for a few days (it died, and I'm typing this from a library).

So just call.

Message: Posted by: Todd Robbins (Apr 9, 2007 05:23PM)
The glass nails are a thing of beauty. I have one and have been playing around with some ideas for it. Brett has a number of ideas too. If you are looking for something different for you Blockhead routine, this is it.

And for the most glorious regular Blockhead nails, contact Nippulini. He can make any size you need.

These two guys can take your act to a higher level.

Todd Robbins
Message: Posted by: Gemeanii (Apr 9, 2007 07:30PM)
While I'm still new to this whole community, I can only add (while I await my New Nasal Nails to be made to order) that Brett is perhaps one of the most personable folks I've yet to encounter... I can say no less for Nips.

Thanks guys,

You've both made me feel welcome and part of a greater world.
(Feeling like there's hope for fittin' in...)

Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 9, 2007 08:39PM)
Todd, thank you for the kind words.

Steve, the same to you!

My computer lives

Message: Posted by: jondark445 (Apr 9, 2007 09:07PM)

Any shots of these suckas?

Message: Posted by: thegreatnippulini (Apr 10, 2007 07:44AM)
Well, garsh fellas..... thanks (*blushes*)

Hey Brett, good to see your computer back amongst the living.
Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 10, 2007 07:48PM)

Shoot me a PM or call sometime after 2:15pm during the week, call anytime on weekends.

Message: Posted by: Danny Borneo (Apr 11, 2007 01:32PM)
Just got mine today and I have to testify to the grandiose beauty of the Original Glass Nail. Brett you're a genius, I will get much use from this and am glad to be among the privileged proud owners of one of these true works of art. Thanks man.

Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 11, 2007 01:59PM)
Thanks Dan!

Glad you like it!

Message: Posted by: Gemeanii (Apr 12, 2007 07:12PM)
I want mine... (Whining)

Brett, you get updated prices yet?
Money burning a hole in my pocket...

(hey, can anyone do that... ?)

Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 12, 2007 09:42PM)

call me tomorrow sometime after 10am.

Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 16, 2007 02:34PM)
To everyone who has ordered a nail!!!!!

They are finished!
I will not be shipping them out today or tomorrow.

I need boxes, I just ordered some so when I get them, I'll send the nails out.


Message: Posted by: Stephon (Apr 16, 2007 07:34PM)
Did you get your PayPal thing worked out?
Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 17, 2007 01:33PM)
Yeah... I did!

Message: Posted by: Stephon (Apr 17, 2007 06:15PM)
Message: Posted by: thegreatnippulini (Apr 20, 2007 07:39AM)
Brett, how did YOU get an assistant?
Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 20, 2007 02:01PM)
Well, it's a long story.

Call me and he'll answer the phone, that's all I can say.

Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 24, 2007 01:30PM)

All orders will be shipped out today!

Message: Posted by: FacadeTheStiltBoy (Apr 24, 2007 07:42PM)
When are you going to get some pictures of them online?
Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 25, 2007 01:30PM)
Ummm, since I such a procrastinator...I'll do it tomorrow.

Message: Posted by: aggieman (Apr 25, 2007 04:37PM)
If I ever get around to learning block head I will be sure to order one from the both of you. :)
Just from the sounds of it, they are great.
Message: Posted by: Gemeanii (Apr 26, 2007 07:28PM)
Wow, Glass is Great... Gorgeus Glass Glowing from my... (can't think of a G word for nose).

But seriously, Brett, these are GREAT nails, witha great fit.

Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 26, 2007 07:56PM)

I'm glad you like them.

Message: Posted by: Harley Newman (Apr 26, 2007 10:32PM)
Gnose. The G is silent.
Message: Posted by: Stephon (Apr 28, 2007 08:04PM)
Just got my Official Brett Loudermilk Glass Nails, and I have to say they are superb!

They look awesome and the workmanship is first rate. Can't wait to try them out in a show.

Thanks, Brett!
Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 29, 2007 09:39AM)
You are very welcome.

Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Apr 29, 2007 01:57PM)
Another review is in!!!
By Bill Pack
The other day a new addition for the act came in the mail. Glass Nails!

Iíll get to the maker in a moment. The nails are made from Pyrex. They look great and slide in smooth. One of their amazing properties is that they conduct light, much like fiber optics. When the nail is deep in my nose, I can put a flashlight in my mouth and light up the nails.

Cool. Iím the Human Lite-Brite.
(Lite-Brite is a registered trademark of blah, blah blah.)

The maker of these wonderful new tools is Brett Loudermilk, The Freak Prodigy. I found out that he made these in the sideshow section on the Magic Cafť.

Back to the commercial, Brett has made an incredible product. I urge anyone reading this that does the blockhead act already to purchase some nails from him. Don't waver. For a few bucks, it will make your act better. Even if you just perform it for fun, these nails add a lot to the show. Here is his e-mail: bretteloudermilk@gmail.com

Hey, get your freak on.

Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (May 19, 2007 08:24PM)
I'm still selling these!!!!

I'll be on tour starting June 11th. nails will not be avalible again until October.

Get now while you can!

Message: Posted by: Freak Prodigy (Jun 3, 2007 05:53PM)
Last Call for nails.

I'm leaving in a week.