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Topic: Car Commandments....
Message: Posted by: harris (Jun 22, 2007 09:41AM)
Any others not mentioned in the decree?

1. Though shall not say it was yellow
2. Thought shall not say I was just trying to say(sign language) he was # 1
3. Parting of the red sea...does not give you inspiration and license to go between to Red Trucks
4. add yours here...
Message: Posted by: Lyndel (Jun 22, 2007 10:06AM)
Thou shalt carry jumper cables...

Thou shalt not drive a hunk of junk that breaks down in front of my car at the drive-thru...

Thou shalt not ask the officer if he's that guy from the Village People...


Lyndel
Message: Posted by: BSutter (Jun 22, 2007 10:21AM)
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On 2007-06-22 11:06, Lyndel wrote:

Thou shalt not ask the officer if he's that guy from the Village People...

Lyndel
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Okay. You got me. :)

Bill
Message: Posted by: harris (Jun 22, 2007 11:25AM)
Excuse me Ocifer.....

aside anyone see the puppeteer with the Village People as Puppets Dancing..

Priceless...

Harris
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jun 22, 2007 01:10PM)
Thou shalt not play thy Ipod so loud that other people can hear it.
Message: Posted by: Eric Buss (Jun 22, 2007 03:37PM)
Thou shalt not pull onto a freeway doing 20 miles an hour.
Message: Posted by: Patriot (Jun 22, 2007 06:18PM)
Thou shalt cut two inches off of the tailpipe of your new car...oh wait...that's the OTHER guys! My bad! As you were...
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Jun 23, 2007 01:13AM)
Thou shalt knoweth the on ramp to the freeway is where you accelerate to freeway speed, not once you have entered the freeway causing the guy behind you to have to curse your very existence.
Also, in the name of everything holy, you need not slow down almost to a stop to get on the off ramp, for the Devil causes you to do stupid things like that, jerk.

If thou hast a cell phone in one hand and looking for whatever stupid thing you dropped while steering with your leg and making others hate the fact that procreation was allowed in another set of commandments, please take the next opportunity to leg steer your car into a ditch.

Also, simply because I am stopped beside you on my motorcycle, I do not necessarily want to race. Sorry add "Though Shall" somewhere there.

If you are a woman driver who insists on continuing being one, please just be careful. There are kids out there.

Also, If thou are my wife, please, for the love of god, just because the cell phone rings you don't have to sacrifice everyone in the car and neighboring ones to dive for the phone hidden in your purse under the seat, the back seat.....

Amen
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Jun 23, 2007 11:39AM)
(If you are a NYC driver) Thou shalt stay out of the fast lane on route 80 in NJ.

(If you're a chick) Thou shalt not apply eyeliner, smoke, talk on the phone [i]and[/i] scream at the kids in the back seat, WHILE DRIVING.

Thou shalt not flip me the bird just because I am cursing you out for being a BAD driver.


more to come...
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Jun 23, 2007 07:23PM)
I would venture this commandment 80% of all drivers shall not do so.

Selah
Message: Posted by: styck13 (Jun 23, 2007 10:08PM)
[quote]Thought shall not say I was just trying to say(sign language) he was # 1
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Whereas this as already been mentioned once, we did this subject on the radio last week.. one of our listeners worded it perfectly.

"Thy lord shall be the only one to fly birds"
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jun 24, 2007 12:59AM)
Oh yes , nearly forgot,
Thou shalt not turn up the base on ur car sound system so high that it is breaking out the windows of cars two blocks away.