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Topic: The longest, corniest joke ever!
Message: Posted by: Lyndel (Jan 22, 2009 08:17AM)
[img]http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/56%20That%27s%20Some%20Huge%20Corn.jpg[/img]
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 22, 2009 09:13AM)
WOW! I wonder what that corn is made of? Is it compressible? LOL
Message: Posted by: Magic Enhancer (Jan 22, 2009 09:13AM)
I wonder if they have those things that stick in the end of the corn so you don't have to get your hands messy. I think they call them pitchforks or something...lol

Robert Haas
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Jan 22, 2009 09:17AM)
Forklifts. :rolleyes:
Message: Posted by: Lyndel (Jan 22, 2009 10:07AM)
Can you imagine how much butter that would take?


Lyndel
Message: Posted by: Magic Enhancer (Jan 22, 2009 11:14AM)
How the f- did they cook it? Hehehehe.
Message: Posted by: Matthew W (Jan 22, 2009 11:24AM)
Is that the big ear of corn from "All That"?
Message: Posted by: Fast Eddie P. (Jan 22, 2009 06:07PM)
Is that an ear of corn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Message: Posted by: Ireland (Jan 22, 2009 06:18PM)
Freud was right!
Message: Posted by: suspectacts (Jan 22, 2009 09:20PM)
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On 2009-01-22 11:07, Lyndel wrote:
Can you imagine how much butter that would take?
Lyndel
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That's what she said!
<< Not normally my sense of humor but it seems somehow apt>>
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Jan 22, 2009 09:49PM)
Can you imagine the pain if you got that corn caught between your teeth?
Message: Posted by: Lyndel (Jan 23, 2009 10:37AM)
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On 2009-01-22 22:49, magicoftomh wrote:
Can you imagine the pain if you got that corn caught between your teeth?
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Let's not even talk about the after effects of eating corn that big - when you go to the bathroom to take a deuce!


Lyndel
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 24, 2009 06:45AM)
How big would the kernels be if you popped it?...
Wait, how big does the microwave oven have to be?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 25, 2009 04:34AM)
Besides the humor part of it ... I am wondering if that is for sale. Could be useful for some shows.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 25, 2009 06:19AM)
This is "earmarked" to be a classic....
You can force the corn with a "stalked deck"...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 25, 2009 06:28AM)
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On 2009-01-25 07:19, joseph wrote:
This is "earmarked" to be a classic....
You can force the corn with a "stalked deck"...
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LOL That's a good one, Joseph
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Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Jan 25, 2009 10:41AM)
Ear, ear!
Message: Posted by: AaronTheMagician (Jan 25, 2009 03:18PM)
Must be something new from the Goshman line...
Sure hope it's supersoft and can multiply...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 26, 2009 12:24PM)
Talk about a bunch of corn ball replies!
Message: Posted by: Lyndel (Jan 26, 2009 12:29PM)
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On 2009-01-26 13:24, Father Photius wrote:
Talk about a bunch of corn ball replies!
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I agree Padre! ...And not one mention of the chick with the sexy legs in the photo...


Lyndel
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Jan 26, 2009 03:14PM)
Lyndel, they don't call us magic geeks for nothing!

;) Bill
Message: Posted by: BIGmagiclV (Jan 27, 2009 08:31PM)
You call it corn. We call it a giant maize!
Message: Posted by: manks123 (Jan 31, 2009 11:53PM)
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On 2009-01-22 19:07, Fast Eddie P. wrote:
Is that an ear of corn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Haha lol

Stefan