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Topic: What laymen would think . . .
Message: Posted by: Irfaan Kahan (Apr 17, 2009 09:20AM)
Hey Guys

I just thought of a funny little game. List anything magical that you know, but next to them write down what you think the name of the thing would mean to a layman:

I'll start:

1) Double lift - What Pam Anderson did
2) Arscanio Spread - With toast please
3) Hofzinser Spread Control - Get ready for that rubber glove . . .
4) Tenkai Palm - More awesome than than the five fingered touch of death
5) Downs Palm - (I won't sink that low)
6) Buck naked - (I'll skip this one, too)
7) Greg Wilson - Greg Wilson! (Magician's note: No, not THAT Greg Wilson, the OTHER
Greg Wilson)
8) Slip Cut - Why would anybody want to do that!?

I'm to go home now and use my enormous amount of free time to see what else I can add to the list.
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Apr 17, 2009 10:02AM)
Dove Pan: Must be for cooking a French dish.
Svengali deck: The floor of a mystic's boat.
Chinese rings: That unPC joke about phoning Mr Wong.
Chop Cup: Impractical pork holder
Pompom pole: European Cheerleader
Rising wand: Matron!
Whiskey and Soda: Cheers!
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 17, 2009 10:18AM)
Transposition- How to get out of paying bills "It wasn't me, it was the other guy"
Sword basket - I wish I could put so-and -so in there
Zig Zag - The diet illusion
coin through coin- That's impossible
Hopping Half - I hope this guy doesn't want a tip, he already has enough money.
Message: Posted by: Thomas Wayne (Apr 17, 2009 11:50AM)
Small red balls - "Medic!"
Classic Pass - "You come here often?"
Palming it - "Is it [i]that[/i] lonely being a magician?"
Final load - "...and then he just grabbed his chest and died!"
Kepplinger holdout - "Why are you always so stingy with your kepplingers?"
Vanishing wand - "Uh huh. Is that anything like the sausage trick?"
Multiple shift - "Can't they get anyone else to deliver pizzas?"
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 17, 2009 02:13PM)
Elmsley Count - the guy that lives in the Elmsley castle.
Message: Posted by: Outbreak Monkey (Apr 17, 2009 06:50PM)
[quote]
Classic Pass - "You come here often?"
[/quote]
Reverse Pass - "Do you perform here often?"
Message: Posted by: Outbreak Monkey (Apr 17, 2009 07:18PM)
Short Card - A funny little guy
The count cop - The guy that raided the Elmsley castle (thanks for the castle Larry)
Faro Shuffle - An ancient Egyptian dance?
Second Deal - A counter offer?
Cups and Balls - Necessary for contact sports?
Milk Build - What cows get before milking?
Jog Shuffle - When you're too tired to run anymore..
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Apr 17, 2009 07:19PM)
Invisible pass -kissing her in the dark
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 17, 2009 07:24PM)
Assistants revenge = Assistants revenge
Zombie Ball = You get inside and go crazy
Chop Cups = Some kind of a kitchen gadget, "But we can't do this all day, folks"
Bill in lemon = A sneaky way to stick someone with the restaurant tab
Book test = Something I though I got away from when I graduated High School
Nail Wri***r = A way to scribble small notes on your nail so you can go shopping
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 18, 2009 07:03AM)
Ghost Deck..The main floor of the abandoned pirate ship...
Force Deck..The main floor of the Millenium Falcon...
R & S Deck..Your new deck after the little kid with the ice cream cone handled it...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Apr 18, 2009 05:15PM)
Hot Rod - a very fast chopped car.
Message: Posted by: Outbreak Monkey (Apr 18, 2009 10:31PM)
Greek Break - A Mediterranean get away..
Message: Posted by: Eric Woods (Apr 19, 2009 02:47PM)
Lota bowl - where you put your lottery tickets
Phantom tube - Is that tube for talking to ghosts?
Crystal casket - Made for those with too much money.
Flash - You know what they think.
Hold out - asking for a tip
gimmick - cleaver marketing
Message: Posted by: coolini (Nov 23, 2009 04:32PM)
Sponge balls(red is back in style)
Message: Posted by: Irfaan Kahan (Nov 24, 2009 05:03AM)
Breather Crimp - What the mechanic did to fix the car
Double Undercut - What the kid did to win the tournament in Karate Kid #73
False Transfer - Inadvertently getting the dead guys blood on your hand's whilst not involved with actual murder
Message: Posted by: Roger Kelly (Nov 24, 2009 05:23AM)
Oh no...I dread to imagine a Kelly Bottom Placement!
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 24, 2009 07:07AM)
Straitjacket - Straightjacket
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 24, 2009 07:54PM)
Flipper quarter....What state is that from?...
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Nov 24, 2009 08:10PM)
Marked Deck...the first level of the Titanic to drown.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 24, 2009 09:24PM)
Tenkai Pinch - what a Japanese masher does to a lady in an elevator
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 26, 2009 09:49AM)
Backclip..something you don't want the chiropractor doing to you...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 26, 2009 10:21AM)
Dove Loop --- A fancy street in a dove neighborhood
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 26, 2009 10:44AM)
A locater card...a card with a built in gps...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 26, 2009 06:55PM)
Silk Pull --- A runner in a silk
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 27, 2009 12:05PM)
Flash wallet...a wallet that takes pictures...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 27, 2009 12:17PM)
Coin shell --- what's left when money hatches out
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 27, 2009 04:58PM)
Fraidy cat rabbit..something you chase during hunting season...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 28, 2009 08:57AM)
Spring Bills --- A special appliance for handicapped ducks
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 30, 2009 11:07AM)
Ding Dong ... That's a big one
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 30, 2009 02:31PM)
Bottomless glass --- FREE BOOZE!
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 30, 2009 10:08PM)
Zombie gimmick - device to animate the living dead
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 1, 2009 02:44AM)
Cups and Balls - great drinking cups
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 1, 2009 03:38PM)
Dots Impossible..You have an accent...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 2, 2009 10:20AM)
The Lean ... "Are you a sailor?"
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 2, 2009 05:34PM)
Professor's Nightmare --- A world without chalk
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 2, 2009 10:54PM)
Drawer Box --- That's where I put my socks in.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 3, 2009 11:51AM)
Short card --- Little guy with a wild sense of humor
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 3, 2009 01:00PM)
Thumb Tip - Is this a Halloween Gag?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Dec 3, 2009 02:05PM)
Drawer box -- that's where I put my drawers, not my socks.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 4, 2009 06:30AM)
12 bloom feather bouquet -- that is a colorful feather duster.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 4, 2009 12:52PM)
Dissolving Knot --- rope that is not waterproof
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 4, 2009 01:39PM)
Mirror Box --- weird dressing table
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 4, 2009 03:15PM)
Tenyo..A Brooklyn guy adding 5+5 ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 4, 2009 10:09PM)
Break-away wand --- a piece of junk
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 5, 2009 06:33AM)
Dicey Dots .. Ground pepper...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 5, 2009 10:24AM)
Cups and Balls -- nice looking flower pots
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 5, 2009 01:58PM)
Mirror glass..something Jesse James used...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 5, 2009 03:57PM)
Hooked Coin --- a coined earned through bodily contact
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 5, 2009 09:35PM)
Dove Pan --- Nice looking fruit pan
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 6, 2009 06:08AM)
Chameleon silks ..What lizard wears when it goes out...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 6, 2009 09:23AM)
Changing Bag --- Sundays offering bag
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 6, 2009 11:42AM)
Mutilated parasol..a very old umbrella...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 6, 2009 01:28PM)
Vanishing Candle -- xmas toy
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 6, 2009 04:05PM)
Knots-Off Silk --- A jar full of old knots
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 6, 2009 09:31PM)
D'lites - xmas tree lights
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 7, 2009 08:49AM)
20th Century Silk --- decade old scarves
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 7, 2009 02:48PM)
Joker..Batmans enemy...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 7, 2009 05:53PM)
Flash Appearance --- accidentally caught with the curtains open
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 8, 2009 03:30PM)
Card index..one card in 2 decks...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 8, 2009 05:29PM)
Pinky Break --- brakes on a pink car
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 9, 2009 12:28PM)
Accordion flourish --- show off
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 9, 2009 01:31PM)
Nest of boxes..a giant birds' home...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 9, 2009 06:41PM)
Ring on a Stick --- how to guess the age of a tree
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 10, 2009 05:15AM)
The baby gag..Too much spinich on the spoon...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 10, 2009 06:01AM)
The false shuffle -- something fishy is happening
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 10, 2009 07:08AM)
Milk can escape..How did that can unlock the chains?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 10, 2009 11:23AM)
Hand cuff trick --- "Are you an ex-convict?"
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 10, 2009 01:20PM)
Linking safety pins....What are safety pins?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 10, 2009 03:22PM)
Wild Card --- Card printed naturally without governmental controls.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 10, 2009 08:17PM)
Blank card..Must have been bought when the card company was on strike...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 10, 2009 10:18PM)
Mismade Bill --- that is one rare collection.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Dec 10, 2009 10:33PM)
Getting personal, eh, James? ;)

Bill

Posted: Dec 10, 2009 11:34pm
How about the Mismade James?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 11, 2009 07:28AM)
Good thing he didn't say bill to sweatsock...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 11, 2009 10:33AM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-10 23:34, Bill Ligon wrote:
How about the Mismade James? :rotf:
[/quote]

Wow! Is that the latest in the market now? :lol:
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Dec 11, 2009 11:05AM)
Kellar tie -- the one you got for Christmas.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 11, 2009 11:11AM)
Multiplying bubbles --- you are very gentle with those bubbles.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 11, 2009 02:01PM)
Thumb tie..the one you got for fathers day...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 11, 2009 05:53PM)
Cardboard Connection --- joint made with a stapler
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 11, 2009 06:21PM)
Immaculate connection...getting hooked up in church...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Dec 11, 2009 08:19PM)
The pass -- When you got your face slapped.

The tourniquet -- Not recommended by the Red Cross first aid course any more.

The side steal -- a felony.

The glide -- a ballroom dancing step.

Change bag -- Where you keep your money.

Handkerchief pull -- a party game.

Stacked -- nice chest.

Paddle move -- a rowing technique.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 11, 2009 10:33PM)
French Drop --- its in the other hand
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 12, 2009 05:59AM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-11 23:33, JamesTong wrote:
French Drop --- its in the other hand
[/quote]

Or a paratrooper from Paris...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 12, 2009 10:09AM)
Dribble Glass --- Special container used by basketball players
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 12, 2009 11:40AM)
Cut-No-Cut Scissors --- Useless piece of junk.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 12, 2009 07:51PM)
Super-X ------ The autograph of a Nobel Peace Prize winner
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 12, 2009 11:29PM)
David Copperfield --- a story book novel
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 13, 2009 06:27AM)
Salad utensil from Italy.. Tongini... :) ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 13, 2009 01:27PM)
Linking Rings --- "my son could also do that!"
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 13, 2009 02:01PM)
De' Ring..what you place on de finger...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 13, 2009 06:43PM)
Devil's Hank --- something to decoy someone into trouble
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 13, 2009 06:59PM)
Magicians choice..."Ill have the tomato soup."...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 13, 2009 08:45PM)
Hot Rod Force --- Over aggressive date
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 14, 2009 05:25AM)
Wild Card...crazy comedian...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 14, 2009 06:03AM)
Break-away wand --- "Where did you buy this? You got screwed!"
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 14, 2009 07:38AM)
Collapsing chair..."You gain weight?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 14, 2009 11:15AM)
Misers Dream --- "Can you teach me how to do that so I don't have to be broke?"
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 14, 2009 03:12PM)
Ten + 1 + Einstein..Theory 11 ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 12:30AM)
James and math?

1 + 1 = 2

Posted: Dec 15, 2009 1:34am
Oops ... posted in the wrong thread.

Card Castle --- "How long did it take you to stack it?"
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 15, 2009 05:39AM)
Card Castle --- "You forgot the moat."...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 09:01AM)
Card Castle -- "I'm not impressed!"
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2009 09:34AM)
Chop Cup --- something from the martial arts (protective apparel for guys)
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 10:06AM)
Blooming Flowers --- interesting colorful feather duster.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2009 10:59AM)
Square Circle ---- An ellipse made to government specifications
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 11:08AM)
Fire Pan --- nice portable stove.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2009 12:45PM)
Fickle Nickel --- A coin you could never trust
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 15, 2009 07:52PM)
Mismade bill..one you earn illegally...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 09:32PM)
Fountain silks --- "Is that motorized?"
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 16, 2009 05:18AM)
Card Fountain --- "Is that motorized?" ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 16, 2009 06:26AM)
Card Fountain --- "That's a great toy I can buy for my kid."
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 16, 2009 07:31AM)
Rising card.."Is that motorized?" ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 16, 2009 08:45AM)
Six Shot Lotta --- A gal with a gun
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 16, 2009 10:00AM)
Run Rabbit Run..very popular during hunting season...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 16, 2009 11:46AM)
Torn and restored newspaper --- "I cannot see any sign of scotch tape on the papers"
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 16, 2009 10:50PM)
T & R Card.."Why did you tear it up in the first place?"...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 17, 2009 07:49AM)
Double Back Card --- Round Trip Ticket
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 17, 2009 08:31AM)
PK Ring - That is one cheap wedding ring
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 17, 2009 10:05AM)
Ring Flight.. a cell phone on a plane...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 17, 2009 11:21AM)
Ring to Salt Shaker --- Did you get this from IKEA?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 17, 2009 06:17PM)
Ring and string...tin cup telephone set...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 18, 2009 09:04AM)
The lean ... M J dance
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 18, 2009 03:06PM)
Marlo Magazine....An old detective novel...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 18, 2009 08:32PM)
Shim card... how you prop a card up when it's leaning
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Dec 18, 2009 08:53PM)
False put... you do a lot of golfing?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 18, 2009 09:34PM)
False Shuffle -- you shuffle the cards very strangely.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 18, 2009 09:46PM)
Appearing Cane --- A celebrity who misspells his name (Cain)
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 19, 2009 06:30AM)
Warped & restored..your back after the operation...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 19, 2009 07:14AM)
They look in the tree behind your house for the nest of wands...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 19, 2009 09:03AM)
Wrist Tie..Arrested again, eh?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 19, 2009 11:25AM)
Milk Pitcher ... where did the milk go?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 19, 2009 04:42PM)
Charming Chinese Challenge..You enter a karate tournament...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 19, 2009 06:20PM)
Mexican Turnover ---- A special western omelet
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 19, 2009 09:23PM)
Hospitality --- the magic bar tender
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 19, 2009 10:00PM)
Mercury fold... bending the planet
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 20, 2009 02:53AM)
Blendo Bag --- Nice baby blanket
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 20, 2009 04:37AM)
A double lift is when you lift two weights at one time.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 20, 2009 04:50AM)
Triple lift...two weights and one hernia...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 20, 2009 10:29AM)
6 cards repeat ... "You are insulting my intelligence!"
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 20, 2009 06:25PM)
Blendo .. a new clown name...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 20, 2009 09:07PM)
Card Flourishes ... "You are such a show-off!"
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 21, 2009 05:23AM)
Crimp..something in your knee...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 21, 2009 08:10AM)
Wooden card box ... nice cigar box
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 21, 2009 08:35AM)
Silk Pull --- runner (flaw) in a silk stocking
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 21, 2009 08:43AM)
Card Frame --- cute photo frame
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 21, 2009 09:49AM)
Reverse engineering..an engineer running backwards...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 21, 2009 09:50AM)
Vanishing radio --- that is one funny looking antique
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 21, 2009 02:25PM)
Rocky raccoon-a raccoon that can fight...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 21, 2009 06:54PM)
Third hand... you must be from Mars
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 21, 2009 09:19PM)
Stage hand --- not your real one
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 22, 2009 06:06AM)
Sonata gimmick.."It's not? Then what is it?"...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 22, 2009 07:35AM)
Zombie a creature that wants to eat you.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 08:02AM)
Stooge ... one of the 3 stooges
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 22, 2009 09:26AM)
Astro Sphere..a meteorite...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 09:57AM)
Coloring Book --- Lazy boy's dream come true.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 11:49AM)
Vanishing candle --- how convenient on a date!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 11:57AM)
Fickle Fire --- Cool looking lighter
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 22, 2009 12:42PM)
Card to wallet..putting away your visa...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 02:11PM)
Sure Shot dice box --- Yep, you're going to get killed
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 22, 2009 07:49PM)
Bongo hat- a hat with a drum on top
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 09:34PM)
Princess Cards --- Calling cards for the future queen
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 09:52PM)
Doll House Illusion --- My kids would like to have that too.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 10:32PM)
Blank Faced --- The look people have when they get the bill for a wedding
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 23, 2009 05:48AM)
Penguin Magic..An north pole mammel dressed in a tux, doing a card routine...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 23, 2009 07:50AM)
Square circle is a boxing ring
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 23, 2009 09:23AM)
Box Monster..King Kong in his cage...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 23, 2009 09:49AM)
Paddles --- Are those the optician's test equipments?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 23, 2009 12:35PM)
Paddle move .. rowing down the river...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 23, 2009 01:29PM)
Tissue paper to money --- I want to learn that!
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 23, 2009 09:17PM)
Tip Over Box --- one set in a high traffic area and bound to cause an accident
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 23, 2009 11:04PM)
Coffee Vase --- Nice flower vase
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 24, 2009 06:35AM)
Coins of Ishtar..Who's Ishtar?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 24, 2009 09:56AM)
Snow storm in China --- you just messed up my house.
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Dec 24, 2009 10:24AM)
Snowstorm - No school tommorow!
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 24, 2009 01:57PM)
Pom pom sticks..something cheerleaders use...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 24, 2009 08:58PM)
Vanishing candle --- you took away the only source of light in this place.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 25, 2009 06:07AM)
Memorized deck..I think it's a bicycle...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 25, 2009 07:12AM)
Miser's dream.... the story about Scrooge having a dream
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 25, 2009 08:07AM)
Aerial Fishing --- you just made my son's day.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 25, 2009 09:15PM)
Tossed Out Deck --- trashed deck of cards
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 25, 2009 09:35PM)
Square Circle --- that is one suspicious looking prop
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 25, 2009 09:43PM)
Force card --- credit card used to break into a locked door
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 26, 2009 08:07AM)
Color Changing Plumes --- Self cleaning feather duster
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 26, 2009 02:14PM)
Coin bender .. a vending machine...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 26, 2009 08:35PM)
Micro coins --- strange but unique coin collection
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 26, 2009 11:18PM)
Stacked deck ---- A cluttered porch
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 27, 2009 05:47AM)
Pop Eyed deck..something Olive Oyl sells...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 27, 2009 09:45AM)
Cigarette thru coin --- you just destroyed government property
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 28, 2009 05:52AM)
Phil deck..Give it back to him...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 28, 2009 10:41AM)
The Thing --- This is eerie
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 28, 2009 03:28PM)
Penetrating pen..a prison shank...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 28, 2009 08:42PM)
The milk pitcher --- that cone is really thirsty ... where did the milk go?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 29, 2009 06:01AM)
Windowmation-a window that opens and closes automatically...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 29, 2009 06:41AM)
Rope with 4 ends --- Ropes do not have four ends.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 29, 2009 09:53AM)
Ring on Rope --- long time since anyone cleaned
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 29, 2009 11:18AM)
Linking coat hangers --- why do you need to hang a hacksaw?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 29, 2009 12:47PM)
Cold reading..Looking through a magic book in the cooler...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 29, 2009 08:39PM)
Steamboat card --- A real live wire met on a cruise ship
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 29, 2009 08:41PM)
Needle through balloon --- why would you like to sew up a balloon?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 30, 2009 07:54AM)
Needle thru arm..You missed the vein...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 30, 2009 09:42AM)
Candle through arm --- does that hurt?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 30, 2009 12:38PM)
Marked cards .. something the godfather is after...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 30, 2009 01:10PM)
Devil's hanky ... Is there a black hole inside it?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 30, 2009 01:50PM)
Free choice --- you can pick without having to pay
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 31, 2009 06:13AM)
Pick a card...taking the lint off it...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 31, 2009 09:57AM)
Himber wallet --- is that genuine leather?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 31, 2009 10:15AM)
Chinese Egg Bag ---- One made in China
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 31, 2009 10:46AM)
Chinese Linking Rings --- Is that made in China too?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 31, 2009 01:50PM)
Cut deeper force..something done in a torture chamber...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 31, 2009 07:18PM)
Sleeve bouquet --- Embroidery down a shirt or coat sleeve
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 1, 2010 06:20AM)
Soft soap...How it comes out of the microwave...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 1, 2010 09:36AM)
Duck Bucket --- Last words you hear before she hits you with it.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 1, 2010 10:22AM)
Silk fountain --- where's the water?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 1, 2010 11:13AM)
Goblin Tube --- Use to keep air in a goblin
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 2, 2010 06:19AM)
Cd manipulation..trying to get it in the player right side up...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 2, 2010 01:46PM)
Ball Dropper --- A football player end about to need a career change
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 3, 2010 07:05AM)
6th finger..something David Roth was born with...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 3, 2010 08:54PM)
Diamond Cut Silk --- a smooth edge on a hard silk
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 4, 2010 08:03PM)
Billet switch..something that turns a billet on or off...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 6, 2010 02:11PM)
Pinky cut --- a small wound on the Pinky
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 6, 2010 07:48PM)
Pinky break..a busted little finger...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 6, 2010 08:47PM)
Crazy man's handcuffs --- straight jacket
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 7, 2010 03:17PM)
Wedge break..no more splitting wood...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 8, 2010 01:02PM)
Brain Wave --- Result of being too long under the hair dryer
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 9, 2010 12:53PM)
B'wave..someone who can't spell brainwave...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 10, 2010 04:08PM)
Goodbye silk --- One you won't be getting back
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 10, 2010 05:21PM)
Silk caddy..a luxury car...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 13, 2010 07:02PM)
Foo Can --- can for storing Foo
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 14, 2010 07:35PM)
Double lift..2 people using a tow-bar...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 16, 2010 05:15PM)
Chest of Choo --- Place to keep chewing tobacco
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 16, 2010 05:39PM)
Vanishing Leprachan..a small guy who won't pay the bar tab...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 17, 2010 08:40PM)
Hair restorer --- Used to save flat rabbits
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 18, 2010 05:47AM)
Push thru shuffle..Getting in line for a Stones concert...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 19, 2010 02:37PM)
A Tree of Hearts --- A decoration made by a gal with too many valentines.
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Jan 19, 2010 02:47PM)
[quote]
On 2010-01-14 20:35, joseph wrote:
Double lift..2 people using a tow-bar...
[/quote]
OR:
double lift.... picking up 2 hitch hikers

Posted: Jan 19, 2010 3:49pm
Silk cabby... a smooth taxi driver
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 19, 2010 02:50PM)
Double lift --- a huge elevator in England (probably near where Weight Watchers meets)
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Jan 19, 2010 02:55PM)
Hank ball... "He only has one?"

palmo... what hank does with the one he has left
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 20, 2010 02:34PM)
Looped egg --- One drunk enough to be in danger of falling off the wall
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 20, 2010 08:19PM)
Loops..what the magi throws his spectators for...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Jan 20, 2010 10:28PM)
Bottom deal.... buying drugs in the ghetto
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Jan 21, 2010 10:02AM)
Stripper deck..... the stage strippers dance on
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 21, 2010 10:04AM)
Climax Egg Bag --- A very happy lady
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 21, 2010 03:16PM)
Esp symbols..something Kreskin smacks when he is playing the drums...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 21, 2010 04:53PM)
Drum Head tube --- Part of very old amplified drums
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 23, 2010 05:59AM)
Tally ho deck..cards you bought from Robin Hood...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 26, 2010 08:35AM)
Double Lift --- Project taken on by the Maiden Form bra department
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 30, 2010 05:35AM)
Wild card..a joker card that looks like Priscilla Presley...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 30, 2010 09:56AM)
Happy Birthday silk --- It's time for therapy. You're talking to cloth.
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Feb 1, 2010 10:05AM)
Disecto.... what they do to frogs in a mexican high school science class
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 1, 2010 12:11PM)
Half dyed ---- Unpleasantly hanging on
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Feb 1, 2010 06:34PM)
Card fan.... how you keep your cards cool

Posted: Feb 2, 2010 5:36pm
Classic palm....... usually found on beaches in Florida or California (watch for falling coconuts)
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 6, 2010 06:00AM)
4 of a kind...quadruplets...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 6, 2010 08:34PM)
Chick pan --- a stylish pan ladies would like
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 7, 2010 08:55AM)
Spider vanish..a can of raid...
Message: Posted by: Magic Enhancer (Feb 7, 2010 09:28AM)
Magic Enhancer---- Well....ummmmmm....... Hehehehhe.

Robert Haas
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 7, 2010 12:34PM)
Holdout..someone who won't join the party...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 7, 2010 04:56PM)
Half Wild ---- split personality
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Feb 7, 2010 09:08PM)
Matrix -- the name of a movie
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 10, 2010 09:17PM)
Dirty deal..a 2 year old with a sucker and a deck of cards...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Feb 11, 2010 12:41AM)
Back Palm -- a contradiction
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 11, 2010 07:19PM)
Magic square..a nerd conjuror...
Message: Posted by: Magic Enhancer (Feb 13, 2010 11:27AM)
Linking Rings- MARRIAGE
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Feb 13, 2010 12:29PM)
Phantom Tube -- ghostly subway

Posted: Feb 13, 2010 1:31pm
Marked deck -- vandalized property
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 13, 2010 01:55PM)
Credit card surprise..Wife's bank statement...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 13, 2010 07:52PM)
Breakaway wand --- A wand to safely use in a dangerous trick and avoid injury
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 14, 2010 06:37AM)
Fiber optics..new way to tailor clothes...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 20, 2010 01:36PM)
Split Fan --- Undecided fan
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 20, 2010 02:17PM)
Thumb cuffs..Tom Thumbs handcuffs...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 21, 2010 07:53PM)
Sun and Moon coins --- Another way of saying "Heads and Tails"
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 23, 2010 06:18PM)
Asher twist...A ripoff Chubby Checker song...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 27, 2010 05:38PM)
Spring bills --- She's gone shopping again!
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 28, 2010 06:59AM)
Winter change..Coins you find in the snow...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 1, 2010 09:03PM)
Six shot Lota --- a young lady with a revolver
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 5, 2010 09:13PM)
Lotta Bowl - Broken toilet
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 6, 2010 06:07AM)
Ring & string..Something you better have on your parachute...
Message: Posted by: teedpop (Mar 9, 2010 05:53PM)
No cut scissors - Garbage
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 13, 2010 06:29AM)
Portable hole..Johnny on the spot...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 19, 2010 09:22PM)
Sponge Bunny --- One who borrows everything
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 20, 2010 06:24AM)
Goshman..What someone says after watching a great trick...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 20, 2010 01:13PM)
Double lift....picking up two illegal hitch hikers
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 20, 2010 03:19PM)
Triple lift..They have a friend...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 20, 2010 07:25PM)
Zombie ball: where high society zombies go to dance...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 21, 2010 06:03AM)
Poker face..Someone who got to close to the hot fireplace...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 21, 2010 08:29AM)
Gaff cards: What Bill Malone does when he coughs out cards.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 21, 2010 03:19PM)
Miracle Ring..a phone call for a paid show...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 21, 2010 05:25PM)
Blendo: something they sell on late night infomercials
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 25, 2010 03:11PM)
Broom illusion..Seeing your husband sweeping the floors...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 31, 2010 03:34PM)
Self Levitation ... a yoga exercise
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 2, 2010 08:16AM)
Bell bucket --- A bucket shaped like an upside down bell
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Apr 2, 2010 12:22PM)
Chair suspension --- hanging a chair off the ground.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 4, 2010 11:03AM)
Asrah..a new car model...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 11, 2010 04:21PM)
Dove pull --- Political influence by pacifists
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 17, 2010 05:51AM)
Bill tube..Night deposit box at the electric company...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 19, 2010 11:19AM)
Ace assembly

A group of guys named Ace.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 24, 2010 05:57AM)
Hofzinser .. The winning spelling bee word...
Message: Posted by: DATMagic (May 3, 2010 10:45PM)
Split Deck - a multi-level patio.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 4, 2010 10:10AM)
Liquid pull --- Free liquor to influence others
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 8, 2010 05:50AM)
Multum in Parvo..a city in Italy...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 15, 2010 05:37PM)
Electric Deck --- A very interesting security device that also results in a very entertaining video for court.
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 15, 2010 06:24PM)
Jumbo card..Rosanne...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 21, 2010 03:25PM)
Sun and Moon coin --- Tails really is!
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 22, 2010 04:52AM)
Split deck..the Titanic...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 22, 2010 06:50AM)
One ahead method --- System for passing out noses
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 23, 2010 06:17AM)
Parlor magic..Not finding any food or drink stains on the floor after the show...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 1, 2010 08:50AM)
Zombie Dump --- A crime scene you can identify by smell
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 4, 2010 02:55PM)
The glide...a box of white castles...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 19, 2010 06:58PM)
Black Art Well - Source of water surrounded by graffiti in a coal mine
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 20, 2010 06:30AM)
Mcdonalds Aces..The prize in a happy meal...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jun 22, 2010 12:00PM)
Zone Zero - Where out of wotk high school kids, hang out.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 27, 2010 06:29PM)
Linking coat hangers...How to get more clothes to hang off your treadmill bar...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 5, 2010 05:56PM)
A Ball clip ---- Poor sport in a ball game blocking from behind
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 8, 2010 09:34AM)
Billiard ball routine..Minnesota Fats running the table...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 8, 2010 01:25PM)
Cut and restored live extension cord ... this guy is trying to kill himself.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 9, 2010 06:51AM)
Invisible threads..Your birthday suit...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 9, 2010 01:50PM)
Rocky the Racoon ... that is one sexy chick
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 12, 2010 07:16AM)
Card warp..a card left in the rain...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 26, 2010 01:53PM)
Mismade Bill ... Is that a collector's item?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 31, 2010 06:57AM)
Tiger deck..where cats go to tan...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 9, 2010 02:31PM)
Card Shiner - Black eye for getting caught cheating at cards
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 9, 2010 07:17PM)
Card shim..what you use to open a locked door...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 29, 2010 05:41PM)
Split card --- A card that has multiple identities
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 4, 2010 08:48AM)
Multiple outs..a room with a lot of doors...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Sep 7, 2010 05:31AM)
Flash powder --- Leaving quickly after streaking
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 7, 2010 06:36AM)
Miniature deck...One that went thru the washing machine...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Sep 14, 2010 06:28AM)
Hold out --- uncooperative person who won't go with the group's idea
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 15, 2010 08:31PM)
X-Ray Deck...a deck of cards with their bones showing...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 8, 2010 12:41PM)
Bill Snatcher --- Guy who kidnapped Bill
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 9, 2010 06:56AM)
Breather crimp...a bent fish gill...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 25, 2010 07:07AM)
Folding Coin --- Coin going out of business
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 30, 2010 06:12AM)
Short card..a card with no money...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 17, 2010 09:10AM)
Double Load Dove Pan --- the dirty bird got you Twice!
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 17, 2010 05:03PM)
Mindreading Goose- Knowing who is going to get tagged in a game of Duck, Duck, Goose
Message: Posted by: Gary Fabjance (Nov 17, 2010 07:44PM)
Ultimate Oil and Water - BP oil spill
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 20, 2010 05:53AM)
Slop shuffle..mixing a deck of cards that you found in the above spill...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 20, 2010 11:47AM)
Zombie ball- a game with 9 players on each team played by the living dead.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 21, 2010 05:20AM)
Zombie foulard..an undead woman's shawl...
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 21, 2010 06:39PM)
Zombie gimmick...Hold still I just want to examine your lymph nodes.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 21, 2010 07:55PM)
Bill Tube - A tube you drop the bills you don't want to pay down.
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 22, 2010 12:56AM)
A foulard- a generic name for a mallard.
Message: Posted by: AGMagic (Nov 22, 2010 03:30PM)
Michael Ammar's "Bunny Cannon" - Do you use that thing to shoot them or to shoot at them?
Message: Posted by: AGMagic (Nov 22, 2010 06:22PM)
Sun/Moon move - something your teenage boy does on a night out cruising the boulevard with friends.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 22, 2010 07:34PM)
Dealing seconds..still hungry on thanksgiving...
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 22, 2010 10:41PM)
Ibidem-something Mike Tyson did to Evander Holyfields ear.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 24, 2010 06:45PM)
French drop --- Class quitter
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 25, 2010 05:23PM)
Impotent Magician... A distinguished, well known conjurer.
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 25, 2010 11:31PM)
Barium- What the audience does to the magician when he bombs.
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 27, 2010 12:30PM)
Quantum Bender- another name for The Hadron Collider
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 30, 2010 12:40PM)
False Count --- an undocumented guest (or White House party crasher)
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 30, 2010 01:48PM)
False Count--an imposter to nobility.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 30, 2010 10:48PM)
False Count --- Makes more effort impress others than a "No Count"
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 1, 2010 03:08PM)
False count-a politicians interpretation of a true count
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 1, 2010 06:55PM)
Slip cut --- Possible injury from running with scissors
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 4, 2010 07:21AM)
False count - George Hamilton playing Dracula...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 5, 2010 08:41PM)
Coin Pull ---- A heavy tipper
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 11, 2010 02:53PM)
Slop shuffle..letting some swine mix the cards...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 11, 2010 03:01PM)
Square circle= a psychological exam trick question.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 12, 2010 06:10AM)
Double lift..2 people on a t-bar...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 12, 2010 09:32AM)
Second deal - the deal that comes after the first.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 12, 2010 08:58PM)
Slip cut --- an injury caused by sweaty hands and a too sharp knife
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 12, 2010 09:50PM)
Dove toss - throwing the soap.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 14, 2010 02:46PM)
Square knot --- A well defined defect in a bad piece of lumber
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 14, 2010 02:47PM)
(lol, better than where you put it the first time)

Super X - a type of ammunition.
Message: Posted by: Gary Fabjance (Dec 15, 2010 08:19AM)
Airborne Glass - What to watch out for in a bar fight.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 15, 2010 10:44AM)
French Drop- Your girlfriends pierced tongue ball falls off while kissing her.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2010 08:24PM)
Airborne Glass --- the reason NASCAR cars have no side windows.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 15, 2010 08:34PM)
Flip over- an accrobatic exercise
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2010 08:36PM)
Tip over box - One you know better than to stand on!
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 15, 2010 08:36PM)
Sub trunk - cheap luggage.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2010 08:42PM)
Sub trunk --- a baby elephant's trunk
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 15, 2010 08:44PM)
Sub trunk (a hidden compartment underneath your car trunk)
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2010 09:29PM)
Coin slide --- dropping quarters into a juke box.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 15, 2010 09:30PM)
Pull- what you do to a door when push doesn't work.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 16, 2010 10:55AM)
False count --- planning for filing taxes
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 16, 2010 11:24AM)
Dove vanish- what happens when you leave the cage door open and the cat in the house.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 16, 2010 04:39PM)
Hooked coin --- one earned by the oldest profession
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 16, 2010 07:13PM)
Flipper coin-- a token used at Sea World.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 17, 2010 10:06AM)
Shell - the kind of gasoline used in your car.
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 17, 2010 04:57PM)
Pee under which cup ?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 17, 2010 07:08PM)
Chop Cup - companion of the Kitchen Magician.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 18, 2010 06:18AM)
Braco's Ball..an alternative to the policemans ball...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 18, 2010 11:36AM)
No bounce ball - something to do with Baseball's infield fly rule.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 19, 2010 06:14AM)
Sponge balls..balls that you begged for...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 19, 2010 03:37PM)
Front palm- a tree in your front yard.
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 19, 2010 11:05PM)
Extractor - Your very old farm equipment
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 19, 2010 11:11PM)
Aga - half of lady gaga
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 20, 2010 06:08AM)
Asrah..a cool name for your horse...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 20, 2010 12:20PM)
Ladder suspension- what happens when you are left hanging on to the edge of the roof after the ladder falls.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 20, 2010 12:32PM)
One-ahead --- Method for estimating numbers of noses
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 20, 2010 12:53PM)
Kid show- a show starring Mickey Rooney and all the gang.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 20, 2010 10:10PM)
Shuffle Pass --- the way laws are made in Congress
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 21, 2010 04:45AM)
Dynamike -- terrorist attack
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 21, 2010 05:50AM)
Temple screen..What Asians change their clothes behind...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 21, 2010 10:48AM)
Buddah Papers- a weekly publication of the United Buddhist, Inc.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 21, 2010 12:01PM)
Square circle --- description of government compliance to be politically correct
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 21, 2010 12:10PM)
Dynamike- a tag line used by Jimmie Walker on the TV series Good Times.
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 21, 2010 12:24PM)
Jimme Walker - a less expensive libation than Johnnie Walker.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 21, 2010 01:07PM)
Sander Magic- a device for smoothing woodwork.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 21, 2010 01:46PM)
Second deal --- Buying the repo
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 21, 2010 01:49PM)
Ring and rope- a call from a telemarketer
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 21, 2010 06:31PM)
Hospitality- A place where doctors admit their patients.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 21, 2010 06:34PM)
Floating ball- something you take to the beach
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 21, 2010 09:07PM)
Ring and Rope --- Saturday night wrestling stage
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 21, 2010 09:15PM)
Double exchange- taking something back to the store twice.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 24, 2010 06:02AM)
Bicycle deck..where you store your bikes on a cruise ship...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 24, 2010 09:46AM)
Himber wallet- a wallet for a himber as opposed to a herber.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 25, 2010 09:18AM)
Jumbo chinese coin..what a sumo wrestler spends at the market...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 25, 2010 04:14PM)
Astrosphere- An old football stadium in Houston.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 26, 2010 02:01AM)
When they see Dynamike approach stage, they think a "pimp show" is about to start.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 26, 2010 06:51AM)
10 Exact Cuts..an old method of torture...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 26, 2010 08:43AM)
Professor's Nightmare --- fear I will take another class from them
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 26, 2010 06:16PM)
Professor's Nightmare--Bob's fear that he will have to go back to teaching.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 26, 2010 09:38PM)
Slip knot --- used to tie up a boat you plan to steal later.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 27, 2010 09:43AM)
Total recall- a device used by telemarketers to redail numbers that hung up.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 27, 2010 09:54AM)
Bill snatcher --- your kids while you are receiving change at McDonalds
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 27, 2010 10:40AM)
Pull- what it says on the door you are trying to open by pushing.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 27, 2010 11:09PM)
Paddle move --- smart thing to handle getting done if it's near her and she's mad
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 28, 2010 05:44AM)
Double lift -- 2 shots of Ole Homocide whiskey on New Years Eve...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 28, 2010 10:55AM)
Back Palm- what my mother always gave me when I smarted off to her.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 28, 2010 11:22AM)
When Fr. Photius arrives at a house to perform, and the parent say, "No, I requested a magician, not Santa Claus."
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 28, 2010 11:37AM)
(ROFL, you posted that one on the wrong thread, Dynamike)

Micro cup- what a cheap bartender gives you when you order a drink.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 28, 2010 01:34PM)
Chop cup --- protective gear for judo class
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 28, 2010 01:51PM)
Switch-a-roo ..Dynamike changing into a clown...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Dec 28, 2010 02:21PM)
Chop Cup .., "But we can't do this all day".
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 28, 2010 03:10PM)
Dynamo - The brother of Dynaenie , Dynameanie, and Dynaminie
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 28, 2010 05:11PM)
Paper Engine..What powers your paper airplane...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 28, 2010 05:14PM)
Dynamo- The leader of Dynalarry and Dynacurly
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 28, 2010 09:12PM)
Double Count --- holds a position of royalty in two countries
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 28, 2010 09:19PM)
Magician's choice - a cut below magician's prime.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 28, 2010 09:54PM)
Self-working trick --- working for personal satisfaction without an audience
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 28, 2010 11:09PM)
Sleight-of-hand. Use part of your hand.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 29, 2010 06:21AM)
Key card .. how one enters his hotel room...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 29, 2010 08:20AM)
A "Z" wallet is shaped like a Z on the back and front.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 29, 2010 09:27AM)
Elevator cut .. someone late for work...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 29, 2010 09:28AM)
Invisible Thread is impossible to see.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 29, 2010 09:44AM)
Sleight-of-hand --- not much help!
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 29, 2010 10:17AM)
Mentalist - A psychic
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 29, 2010 03:10PM)
Mentalist- a list you make in your head of things you need at the store.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 29, 2010 04:11PM)
Magic Café - A restaurant off the freeway.
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Dec 29, 2010 04:45PM)
Slush Powder = Wall Street Bonuses.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 29, 2010 04:59PM)
Awakening - An antique trick that has recently been found.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 29, 2010 06:02PM)
Invisible thread - a thread on the forum everybody talks about but you can't find.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 29, 2010 06:31PM)
A Magnetic Coin - A Canadian Coin.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 29, 2010 07:20PM)
Shim Coin- the opposite of a sher coin.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 30, 2010 02:14AM)
A dove production - an incubator
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 30, 2010 05:31AM)
Dove production .. a movie made by doves...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 30, 2010 08:36AM)
Blammo Box - A box used as a muffler.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 30, 2010 10:58AM)
Die box - a coffin
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 30, 2010 04:17PM)
Spider Pen - A spider the writes with it's web.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 30, 2010 08:41PM)
ITR - a typo for Its
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 31, 2010 06:07AM)
Disposable deck .. one you can flush down the toilet...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 31, 2010 09:33AM)
The ink came off the deck from shipping when looking at a blank deck.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 31, 2010 12:09PM)
Ring on rope- what you pull to flush
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 1, 2011 05:43AM)
Endless chain..the unemployment line...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 1, 2011 09:27AM)
Siberian Chain Cuffs- a decorative cuff link worn by Siberians
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jan 1, 2011 02:49PM)
Mismade Bill - Bill, before he started AA
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 1, 2011 04:46PM)
Monte- A Brittish Feild Marshal in WWII
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jan 1, 2011 08:44PM)
Afghan Bands,

Some kind of rubber band made from Alpaca.

Or "battle of the bands" in Afghanistan.

Or Band Aids for Afghanis
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 1, 2011 08:49PM)
TUC- What you do with your kids when you put them in bed at night.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 2, 2011 05:56AM)
Change cap .. magicians tip box...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 2, 2011 02:59PM)
Copper-Silver : A strange amalgam much like nickel silver.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 2, 2011 04:19PM)
Incomplete faro..a mummy with no arms...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 2, 2011 04:51PM)
Pass- something that gets you into the magic show free.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jan 2, 2011 07:23PM)
Suspension - levitation
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 2, 2011 07:36PM)
Suspension- a type of bridge
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jan 2, 2011 08:04PM)
Copper Silver Brass - jewels of a treasure chest
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 2, 2011 09:55PM)
Flipper coin- the coin they use to determine which team kicks off in a football game.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 3, 2011 09:23AM)
Goblin Tip --- Information sought by gambling ghosts
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 3, 2011 01:09PM)
Spirit writer- an author who only writes when he is three sheets to the wind.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 3, 2011 07:36PM)
Glow Plug --- Flashy slow horse
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 3, 2011 07:40PM)
Exposure- what the magician got arrested for doing in the parking lot.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jan 4, 2011 10:00AM)
Center Tear – The middle tear on a person’s face while crying.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 4, 2011 12:51PM)
Seigfried and Roy - Roy Rogers with a German side kick.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jan 4, 2011 03:33PM)
Cold Reading – Reading a book that is frozen with ice.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 4, 2011 03:55PM)
Gwynne Trunk - A trunk for keeping your gwynnes in.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jan 4, 2011 04:51PM)
Nail Writer – A strong metal nail we use to engrave our property.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 4, 2011 08:58PM)
Slip knot- a knot you tie in a woman's slip.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jan 4, 2011 09:06PM)
Clairvoyance – An French female emperor.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 5, 2011 08:42PM)
Haunted deck --- porch where funny sounds are heard
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jan 6, 2011 04:48AM)
Biokinesis – When two or more of the performer’s kin are in the audience.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 6, 2011 09:44AM)
TT - Texas Tech
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 9, 2011 04:29AM)
Chicago Opener --- Mythical Political transparency in Chicago
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 9, 2011 06:34AM)
Or...Chicago opener..what Al Capone & Bill Malone use on their beer bottles...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 10, 2011 08:56PM)
Sub trunk --- spare kept by active elephants
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 11, 2011 12:09PM)
Dealing Seconds- selling clothing with small blemishes.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 11, 2011 03:03PM)
Diamond Cut Silk --- silks cut with classy equipment
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 11, 2011 03:17PM)
Bottom deal - lowest price available
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 13, 2011 05:11PM)
Blank Card Silk --- A bang gun with fake ammunition
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 13, 2011 10:53PM)
Baffling bra- your explaination when your wife finds a strange bra in your glove compartment.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 14, 2011 10:24AM)
Electric deck --- a dangerous place to walk with wet bare feet
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jan 14, 2011 02:06PM)
Wiz Wizzo - you figure it out.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 14, 2011 03:40PM)
Color changing deck- what happens to the deck in your back yard after about a year.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 15, 2011 05:21AM)
Homing card .. a card stuck to a pigeon...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 15, 2011 05:54PM)
Left spread - the sandwich spread you put on the left piece of bread.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 16, 2011 05:51AM)
Bullet Train..the NY subway...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 16, 2011 05:54AM)
Center tear --- Yep, these pants ripped right up the middle along the seam
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 16, 2011 08:36PM)
Tenkai pinch - what a japanese woman feels on a crowded train.
Message: Posted by: scottds80 (Jan 16, 2011 11:57PM)
Crystal casket - for those wanting to have an elegent burial.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 17, 2011 09:00AM)
Thumb palm .. where you hide your thumb...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jan 17, 2011 10:19AM)
Thumb palm: a deformed hand
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 19, 2011 09:02AM)
Crystal Casket --- result of all the Crystal "hamburgers" you've eaten on the road
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 23, 2011 06:26AM)
Portable hole .. Johnny on the spot...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 23, 2011 05:46PM)
Reverse Spread --- What it looks like from under the covers
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 29, 2011 06:23AM)
D'lite .. What you turn on with d'switch...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 29, 2011 10:31AM)
Bell Bucket --- Bucket from the phone company
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 30, 2011 05:46AM)
Cold reading .. an Eskimo mentalist...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 1, 2011 10:34PM)
"The End" Silk --- Last silk on the row
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 5, 2011 07:16AM)
Okito box..fight night in China...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 5, 2011 04:29PM)
Silk Serenade --- Make believe music
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 6, 2011 05:50AM)
Magic dvd .. a dvd that floats or disappears...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 6, 2011 08:03AM)
Dove Pan --- Camera effect done with Dove soap
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 6, 2011 04:09PM)
Chinese sticks..the outskirts of Peking...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 6, 2011 04:49PM)
Billet Switch --- Swapping restaurant checks with the next table
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 12, 2011 01:51PM)
Chink-a-chink..what your tip box sounds like...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 14, 2011 07:58AM)
Rainbow streamer --- live video from someone tripping out
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 18, 2011 11:55PM)
Rising card..a comedian on his way to the big time...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 19, 2011 05:15PM)
Squeaker --- someone walking in cheap shoes
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 26, 2011 06:57AM)
Top change..changing your sweaty tee shirt...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 27, 2011 08:43PM)
Dealing seconds --- Used car dealer
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 5, 2011 06:28AM)
Rice bowl..a new college football stadium...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 6, 2011 06:15PM)
Color Changing Sand --- The sand under the oil leak from your car
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 9, 2011 07:11PM)
Pom pom sticks .. what cheerleaders hang their pom poms from...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 9, 2011 08:42PM)
Hooked Coin --- Funds acquired by means not to be revealed
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 19, 2011 09:49AM)
Brett Daniels..a famous whiskey...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 20, 2011 10:16PM)
Rough Card --- One from a bad neighborhood
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 26, 2011 06:48AM)
Fanning powder..something you sprinkle on your fanning after a shower...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 27, 2011 06:46AM)
20th Century Silk --- a Retro Scarf
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 28, 2011 02:54PM)
10 exact cuts..how you want your ham sliced...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 29, 2011 10:33PM)
A trick by Lance --- A trick with a long stick
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 2, 2011 05:57AM)
Single lift..a one person t-bar...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 2, 2011 01:37PM)
Vanishing Knot --- Reason for painting lumber
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 9, 2011 06:37AM)
Appearing knot .. The paint wore off...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 9, 2011 11:29AM)
Key Card --- has the magnetic strip that gets you into the building
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 10, 2011 05:37AM)
Crimp..something you get when you eat too much...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 10, 2011 05:12PM)
Reverse Printed Cards --- Cards with the fronts and backs printed on the wrong side.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 16, 2011 06:01AM)
Reverse faro .. an Egyption backing up...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 16, 2011 06:01PM)
Flash Pot --- and outdoor toilet
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 17, 2011 05:46AM)
Memorized deck .. a sailor learning his ship...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 17, 2011 06:14PM)
Fray Check --- Reading the Police report about the fight
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 23, 2011 03:17PM)
Knuckle busters .. Vito's henchmen...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 23, 2011 04:37PM)
Concealed Reel --- The new fishing equipment you are not ready to show your wife
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 16, 2011 09:36AM)
Dealing seconds --- playing with inferior cards or other merchandise
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (May 22, 2011 09:30AM)
Four aces - a quartet composed of Calvin Klein models
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 22, 2011 08:23PM)
Rice Bowl --- A Texas bowling alley
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (May 23, 2011 10:41PM)
Elevator card - a classic movie scene starring Jerry Lewis
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 27, 2011 10:52PM)
Pinky break --- a very painful hand injury
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Jun 3, 2011 01:18PM)
Flourish - using a substitute for flour in in French receipe
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 4, 2011 06:56AM)
Multum in parvo..something the priest recites during mass...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 6, 2011 12:46PM)
Bounce / No Bounce Ball --- A dance celebrating Government checks after the 2012 election
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Jun 6, 2011 05:14PM)
Billet switch - A technique developed and used by Chicago politicians for over 40 years. Recently made antiquated by cyber - criminals.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 6, 2011 08:21PM)
Arabic Number --- A quantity description that is always subject to change
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 11, 2011 06:08AM)
Mouth coil..someone who is tongue-tied...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 13, 2011 05:59AM)
Hooked Coin - payment for services
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 5, 2011 05:17AM)
Talking skull .. a rock band with no talent...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 5, 2011 12:40PM)
Table load --- How much food is on the table
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 6, 2011 06:05AM)
Card counting .. making sure all your old maid cards are there...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 6, 2011 01:38PM)
Professor's Nightmare --- Getting a magician in his class
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 7, 2011 05:56AM)
Pea can..something you should always take on a long trip...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 8, 2011 05:24AM)
Egg Gimmick --- Excuses used by lazy chickens
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 21, 2011 06:18AM)
PK ring..an engraved wedding band...
Message: Posted by: mrmetropolis (Jul 23, 2011 06:07AM)
Double undercut - Advanced boxing move.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 24, 2011 05:35AM)
Mexican turnover .. a new item at Dunkin Donuts...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jul 26, 2011 06:33PM)
Not quite the exact topic but

I'm painting chairs for the chair suspension and two woodworkers in my complex have come to the conclusion (on their own) it's some kind of Light And Heavy trick.

They've never seen the entire illusion or parts, just the chairs, Funny.... So I agreed with them.
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Jul 29, 2011 12:57AM)
Flash paper - the daily news at the local nudist club.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 30, 2011 01:18PM)
Silk Winder --- A character more elegant than a Stem Winder
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 6, 2011 05:56AM)
Misers Dream.. a rich guys plan to make another million or so...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 16, 2011 09:06PM)
Dove Loop --- Practice flight path for doves
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2011 03:24PM)
Tip-Over box --- Usually the unstable one on the top of the pile. It is predetermined to do the most damage when it falls.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 14, 2011 10:45AM)
Second Deal - The one after we learned how poor the first deal was
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 14, 2011 01:27PM)
Cheat sheet - ask any high school junior
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Nov 14, 2011 03:19PM)
Face card - a card that's tattooed on your face
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 17, 2011 07:51AM)
Blamo box - The crushed package delivered by mail
Message: Posted by: dkarahan (Nov 22, 2011 07:25PM)
Impression device - how to create a good first impression
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 27, 2011 05:02PM)
Clipped coin --- A coin with a straight edge
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 5, 2011 10:12AM)
Mexican Turnover - A really serious wreck
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Dec 10, 2011 09:14PM)
Diminishing Balls = a mortar and pestle.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 10, 2011 09:19PM)
Pointless .. The reason for this thread...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 10, 2011 10:38PM)
Magician's Choice --- A method of grading rabbit and dove meat
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 25, 2011 04:37AM)
Sun & Moon .. Frank Zappa's kids?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 30, 2011 11:42AM)
Snow Powder --- Boy! Are you going to get busted!
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 31, 2011 05:19AM)
Vent puppet .. a doll who releases frustrations...
Message: Posted by: zmg013 (Dec 31, 2011 11:11AM)
Thumb tip - what a waiter with a lisp says after getting a really big tip.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 1, 2012 06:18PM)
Half-Dyed --- Graying lady doing her hair in a rush
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 2, 2012 05:58AM)
Half Pass .. just looking at a girl and not saying anything...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 4, 2012 09:28PM)
Table load --- All the good stuff on the table at a banquet
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 7, 2012 04:56AM)
Bullets after dark.. a normal night in Flint...
Message: Posted by: braabesflaben (Jan 7, 2012 09:01AM)
Extreme burn 2.0, some programme to burn cd's faster
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 7, 2012 09:26AM)
Half-Dyed --- A steak that is just too rare and moving
Message: Posted by: braabesflaben (Jan 7, 2012 11:16AM)
False pass- fake ID
Message: Posted by: braabesflaben (Jan 7, 2012 01:00PM)
Dye tube, a new telemarketing product
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 7, 2012 03:43PM)
Gimmicked Cup --- Falsies for a jock
Message: Posted by: braabesflaben (Jan 7, 2012 04:20PM)
Chop cup, chinese specialty
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 8, 2012 06:07AM)
Rising Card .. an up & coming comedian...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 13, 2012 02:52PM)
Rope Joint --- a club where the escape artists and the S&M crowd meets
Message: Posted by: braabesflaben (Jan 13, 2012 04:10PM)
Blackout - britney spears album
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 22, 2012 06:28AM)
Oblique palm .. Someone with arthritis...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 28, 2012 06:06PM)
Hold out --- The girl at the end of the bar
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jan 28, 2012 07:46PM)
I know he did something but I don't know what.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 28, 2012 09:20PM)
Mental photography .. a madman with a camera...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 4, 2012 10:17AM)
Coin Pail ---- A decorator accessory covered in coins
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 9, 2012 01:44PM)
Rope with three ends --- another waste of taxpayer money to bailout political contributors
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 11, 2012 05:52AM)
Fake take .. a movie scene rehearsal...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 13, 2012 07:41PM)
Double Lift --- Twin elevators in a building in Great Britain
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 26, 2012 05:38AM)
Table hopping .. Running across the banquet room
without touching the floor...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 1, 2012 04:58PM)
Automatic force --- Gravity!
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 3, 2012 10:17PM)
Edge grip..hanging from the window sill...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 4, 2012 04:41PM)
Egg dropper --- A careless hen
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 4, 2012 06:57PM)
Dealing seconds..a waitress serving more food...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 4, 2012 07:54PM)
Billiard Shell --- Shot fired at a pool table
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 17, 2012 06:15AM)
21 trick .. something someone underage should not perform or watch...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 20, 2012 09:48PM)
One ahead method --- government scheme for funding Social Security
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 24, 2012 11:16AM)
Black Art --- Art paid for with Federal Grants
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 13, 2012 01:42PM)
Magic Outs --- Outs charged against a team apparently via magic since nothing has happened.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 19, 2012 07:19AM)
Dove Split --- half a bar of Dove soap
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 4, 2012 04:24PM)
4-color change ---- A street light with a turn arrow
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 12, 2012 06:03AM)
Split deck .. cards used by a contortionist...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 12, 2012 08:46AM)
Split Deck ---- The deck after the daily earth quake
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 13, 2012 05:40AM)
Flash paper .. what a streaker's business card is made of...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 13, 2012 07:23AM)
Flash Paper --- Life of documented bills passed by the House of Representatives and sent to the dead beat Senate
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 19, 2012 08:01AM)
Coin Dropper --- a clumsy cashier
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 20, 2012 09:33PM)
Gypsy Thread --- post on the forum about gypsies
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 27, 2012 09:52PM)
Electric Deck --- A dangerous place to dance
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (May 28, 2012 11:12PM)
Flash paper - a chronicle of the streaking phase that was popular on college campuses in the 1970's.
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 29, 2012 06:07AM)
Gypsy curse .. something you get when you don't pay the fortune teller...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 30, 2012 07:58AM)
Flaming Book --- Politically Incorrect report on actual failures of functions in government with names!
Message: Posted by: Jon Blakeney (May 31, 2012 02:43AM)
Top change-----new hair cut!
or the first coin in your pocket.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 31, 2012 01:42PM)
Finger Palm ---- A very small palm tree
Message: Posted by: Wravyn (May 31, 2012 05:00PM)
Invisible Deck---- A glass bottom boat
Message: Posted by: Jon Blakeney (May 31, 2012 06:32PM)
A floating table-----------De'bris floating in the water after a ship wreck.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 1, 2012 12:27PM)
Silk Fountain ---- Place where the girls go to show off their new clothes
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 15, 2012 06:31AM)
Marked Deck ---- Designated area for the chopper landing
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 21, 2012 06:34AM)
Malini egg bag --- bag to hold eggs layed by a Malini
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 27, 2012 02:02PM)
Flash paper --- the future of any papers required of US Agencies by Congress
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 28, 2012 11:29PM)
Mexican turnover --- a Quesadilla
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 30, 2012 05:54AM)
Loops .. the train ride in downtown Chicago...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 2, 2012 07:46AM)
Dove pocket --- someting a dove hunter hopes he needs.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 8, 2012 08:04PM)
Dealing Seconds --- time it takes a salesman to close a sale
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 16, 2012 10:12PM)
Fake hand ---- half-hearted applause
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 8, 2012 05:59PM)
Egg Dropper --- a very private part of a chicken
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 12, 2012 06:02AM)
Magic Marker --- An IOU from a magician for props bought
Message: Posted by: bowers (Aug 12, 2012 10:01AM)
Newtons nightmare when things start falling up.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 13, 2012 10:40AM)
False count --- one your lawyer thinks you might beat
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 13, 2012 05:48PM)
Predicta Total: What Congress does with the yearly budget. Hank ball: Henry Aaron's baseball in the Hall of Fame. Coin ladder: the steps on the Lincoln Memorial on the U.S. penny. Zombie Ball: A dance for Dracula types. Card fan: a cooling device for baseball players in St. Louis. 20th Century silks: what my grandmother wore. Servante: Alfred in Batman movies. Cube on Release: sugar at Starbuck's. Professor's Nightmare: Obama's tax plan. Linking Rings: a toast at a wedding reception. Knife thru Coat: a felony charge.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 25, 2012 08:46PM)
A Hank Ball --- A dance where Hank Williams music will be played.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 21, 2012 06:16PM)
School for Scoundrels --- Law School!
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 5, 2012 06:35PM)
Phantom tube ---- A tube that is not there
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 26, 2012 08:14AM)
Chop Cup --- The one you need to wear for martial arts.
Message: Posted by: DavidG (Jan 13, 2013 03:39PM)
Change bag - a Beg for some change...
Message: Posted by: AllAboutMagic (Jan 13, 2013 08:13PM)
How is any of this funny??? Not Magic, Not Humorous. You guys must really hate your wives to waste this much time on these threads that have nothing to do with the spirit of this forum.
Message: Posted by: DavidG (Jan 14, 2013 04:15PM)
[quote]
On 2013-01-13 21:13, AllAboutMagic wrote:
How is any of this funny??? Not Magic, Not Humorous. You guys must really hate your wives to waste this much time on these threads that have nothing to do with the spirit of this forum.
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Image Duplication - Laymen may refer to this definition as Post Duplication http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/search_post.php?topic=330272&forum=24&post=7819318
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 30, 2013 08:05PM)
Hank Ball ---- Something Hank did not plan to leave behind.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 9, 2013 08:35PM)
Double Lift --------- a support Bra
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 21, 2013 05:15AM)
Foo Can -------- Empty can from a Chinese grocery store
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 22, 2013 07:45AM)
Spell Checker --- Snoop's for mentalists
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 27, 2013 05:57AM)
False count .. a guy in a Dracula costume ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Sep 12, 2013 06:59AM)
Break Away Wand --- A piece of magical safety equipment
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Sep 29, 2013 05:02AM)
Hank Pull ----- Someone who can get into the Hank Williams Museum free
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 13, 2013 06:02AM)
Zone Zero .. That little space between the Koreas. ...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Oct 17, 2013 12:51AM)
A stooge is either Moe, Larry, or Curly
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 20, 2013 05:32AM)
Close up and Personal .. a new cologne. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 22, 2013 04:08AM)
Roughing Fluid --- A few drinks before the fight
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 25, 2013 07:11AM)
Forced Number ------ The number of people in the audience not there of their free will
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 25, 2013 02:04PM)
Origami .. a state out west...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 25, 2013 02:46PM)
Stripper deck ---- Cards with the Queens well exposed
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 26, 2013 05:15AM)
Split deck .. A deck used by contortionists. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 26, 2013 07:50AM)
Double Face deck. ---- A deck of cards obviously made for two faced politicians
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 27, 2013 07:45AM)
Pop Eyed Eye Popper Deck .. a deck with pretty bright colors. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 28, 2013 02:59AM)
Flash Pot ---- Apparently one resulting in embarrassing publicity
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 30, 2013 02:09PM)
Card warp..dealing at light speed...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 31, 2013 04:03AM)
Hooked coin --- A coin whose acquisition should not be explained
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 31, 2013 01:36PM)
Twisted sisters .. nun contortionists...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 1, 2013 02:53PM)
Snow powder --- Snow that isn't packed
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Nov 1, 2013 10:51PM)
Square circle is a cave man wheel
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 2, 2013 04:44AM)
Dove to Rabbit --- a short flight between two very small towns in Texas
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 2, 2013 05:40AM)
Needle thru deck..the aftermath of a tornado. ...
Message: Posted by: DavidG (Nov 6, 2013 05:10PM)
Penguin magic. now they are black. now thy are white
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 9, 2013 05:34AM)
Double lift..2 cranes working together ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 9, 2013 10:51PM)
Bottom Deal --- What to expect of a used car dealer
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 10, 2013 07:32AM)
Bottom placement..stuff the kids
threw under the couch. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 11, 2013 07:08PM)
Mechanic's Grip --- Stagehand who helps a mechanic
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 14, 2013 10:08AM)
Spring Skunk --- A skunk hiding but not unnoticed in the spring flowers.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 15, 2013 08:56AM)
Evening show.. a streaker working nights. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 23, 2013 06:09AM)
Monkey Bar ---- Tropical night club
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 23, 2013 02:20PM)
Mexican Turnover..a pastry containing hot sauce...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 24, 2013 05:32AM)
20th Century Silk --- Vintage Silk
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 24, 2013 07:39AM)
Square circle..a rasslin' ring. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 26, 2013 10:23AM)
Budda tube ----- Oriental TV
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 26, 2013 01:48PM)
Fanning powder..the talc you sprinkle on your
fanning after a shower. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 27, 2013 06:44PM)
Black well ---- a well in coal country
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 28, 2013 07:59AM)
Black Art .. a painting done at midnight. ...
Message: Posted by: bowers (Dec 5, 2013 05:36PM)
Sleight of hand.
A gentle touch.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 10, 2013 10:44AM)
Silk Cylinder ------------- Silk stocking
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 14, 2013 03:40AM)
A Ghost tube is where Casper lives.
Message: Posted by: arthur stead (Jan 5, 2014 12:03AM)
Genii Tube: where Barbara Eden lives.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 5, 2014 06:22AM)
Greed..a magician working at Mcdonalds & Wendys...
Message: Posted by: arthur stead (Jan 5, 2014 04:35PM)
Metamorphosis: a caterpillar changing into a butterfly.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 6, 2014 06:56AM)
Coin Slide --- Play ground slide at a coin operated park
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 6, 2014 08:23AM)
Back palm..what you get at the spa...
Message: Posted by: arthur stead (Jan 6, 2014 06:30PM)
Force ... coercion with the threat of violence.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 8, 2014 07:39PM)
Short card ---- missing card that never got dealt.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 9, 2014 08:23AM)
Double face card..
a card that turns on you. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 5, 2014 09:55AM)
Double face card --- A typical political statement
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 8, 2014 06:41PM)
The cost of an invisible deck --- Near nothing!
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 11, 2014 04:37PM)
Roughing Fluid --- A degreaser
Message: Posted by: ummer21 (Dec 12, 2014 07:46AM)
Riffle Shuffle-Some Kind of Dance from the 1930s
False Cut-I left the barber looking wierd
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 12, 2014 02:21PM)
Multum in Parvo .. some magician from Italy. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 13, 2014 08:49AM)
Flash bill --- Showing your guests how much it costs to entertain them
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 18, 2014 01:54PM)
Card splitting ..
a comedian leaving the room...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 18, 2014 07:28PM)
Out of This World card trick --- One done by the astronauts
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 19, 2014 01:24PM)
Cheek to cheek .. dirty dancing...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 19, 2014 04:26PM)
Double Lift --- A building in London with two elevators
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 22, 2014 07:11AM)
False shuffle .. an new dance...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 26, 2014 07:23AM)
Slush Powder --- Powder bought with left over government funds
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 6, 2015 07:46AM)
False Count --- The count your lawyer pleads you guilty to, to avoid the serious count you should be convicted on immediately
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 10, 2015 05:32AM)
Card fan .. someone who collects cards...
Message: Posted by: Irfaan (Jan 10, 2015 11:47AM)
Are you kidding me?

I started this thread 6 years ago. Since then I've been remarried, gained 22kg, and quit professional magic (I don't have stage skill).

I can't believe this is still going - wow. Here's to the next 6yrs guys!
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 14, 2015 06:15AM)
:) ..

chop cup .. what a UFC fighter wears for protection. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 24, 2015 06:43AM)
Hooked Coin ---- Bribe to a politician
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 25, 2015 07:58AM)
Pick pocket..a cheap lawyer...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 16, 2015 11:40AM)
Restored Rope ---- Returned to the vendor for a refund
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 16, 2015 03:41PM)
Restored rope..storing your professors rope
away for the 10th time...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Feb 16, 2015 06:48PM)
Thumb Tie - a tie Sr Wenches would wear.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 17, 2015 02:41PM)
Silk Serenade ..
What you sing to put your silks to bed. ...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Feb 18, 2015 03:14PM)
Die tube
The Channel Tunnel between the UK and France, if it should flood.
Message: Posted by: RLMASKI87 (Feb 20, 2015 02:23PM)
Tenkai palm- some secret kung-fu move
Message: Posted by: RLMASKI87 (Feb 20, 2015 02:25PM)
Back palm- like a face palm, but your hand is backwards
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 16, 2015 07:53PM)
Pom Pom Sticks
A Pom Pom you peel and stick
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 17, 2015 10:50AM)
Chinese sticks .. Something you eat chinese food with. ...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 19, 2015 04:18PM)
Ball Manipulation
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 20, 2015 01:35PM)
..cough..
lota bowl .. just another college football playoff location. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 5, 2015 08:24PM)
"Ditched Deck" ---- A deck with a crease in it.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 25, 2015 07:51AM)
Deck shell..where the turtle keeps his cards....
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 26, 2015 04:38PM)
Hot rod
A. A fast car that's customized
B from the 50s, A stolen gun
C A new type fishermans pole
D A guy named Rod who attracts the ladies
E Fuel rods in Fukushima Daiichi
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 26, 2015 06:13PM)
Cups & Balls .. What football players buy at the sports shop. ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Sep 7, 2015 08:34AM)
Electronic Dove in Balloon ---- Animation of a dove explorer riding in a balloon
Message: Posted by: bigfoot (Sep 8, 2015 08:28PM)
Sylvester pitch....a cat playing baseball, thuphering thuckatash!!!
Svengali deck...the level of the boat where you get taken advantage of!
Stripper deck....the level of the boat where I'll be if you need me. :)
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 16, 2015 09:03AM)
Back Palm..what your wife gives you for
Buying too much magic...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Nov 16, 2015 05:50AM)
100 foot rope tie
How your tree surgeon keeps his rope wound.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 16, 2015 09:20AM)
Silk caddie .. the guy who wheels your silks around,
and suggests what color to use...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Nov 16, 2015 11:59PM)
[quote]On Sep 8, 2015, Bigfoot wrote
Stripper deck....the level of the boat where I'll be if you need me. :) [/quote]

That may be. I'll be on the poop deck.
------------
Great name for a trick "poop deck"
Now I wonder who Will ..... Put ... It...... Out.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 21, 2015 07:20AM)
Fanning deck .. Something that cools you off when you are sweating...
Message: Posted by: Revel Rob (Jan 25, 2016 06:42PM)
Tenyo: A gangsta response to "what's 5 + 5".
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jan 26, 2016 02:36PM)
Rope Tie
A big A rope with a Windsor knot
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jan 26, 2016 03:14PM)
Dynamike

A terrorist.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 30, 2016 02:58PM)
Juggler..that vein in your neck...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Feb 2, 2016 08:29PM)
One ahead.

About to win a marathon race.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Feb 2, 2016 08:56PM)
Nail Writer – A strong metal nail we use to engrave our property.
Center Tear – The middle tear on a person’s face, crying by being amazed by a mentalist.
Remote Viewing – One hour of us viewing our act with a remote control after performance.
Clairvoyance – An french female emperor.
Telepathy – When a messenger gets on the telephone and signals the cameramen to start recording for the performance.
Metal Bending – When a machine is bending the stage props in shape. (microphone, poster tripod, curtain rings, etc.)
Sightless Vision – When a person wakes up from being hypnotized and remembers nothing.
Cold Reading – Reading a book that is frozen with ice.
Psychic – A person with a cloned brain.
Biokinesis – When two or more of the performer’s kin are in the audience.
The Outlaw – A person who performs mentalism in the Wild, Wild West.
Peak Wallet – When a person glances in his/her wallet to check if they have enough money for a mentalist performance.
Electric Touch – The shocking information people gossip about a mentalist.
Thought Transmitter – A machine that translates thoughts of two people when wired together.
Mindvention – Once a year conventions about how the mind was invented.
Mental Epic – Special TV episodes dealing with the mind.
Swami – A swarm of pencils being thrown in the air.
Book Test – The book test given to a magician to find out if he can be a mentalist.
PK Ring (Phony Kale Ring) – When a person gets a phony telephone ring about being promoted to Kale for mentalism class.
Billet Switch – When mentalist switch sleeping quarters to perform in different locations. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billet
ESP – Environmental Software for Professional mentalist.
Sixth Sense – The common sense of a sixth grader.
8th Sense – The common sense of an eighth grader.
Body Language – When a mentalist sends a signal to stage crew to take intermission.
13 Steps – The thirteenth step of a pyramid.
PSI (Pet Sitter International) – A company you can call to babysit your pets while you leave to watch a mentalist perform. http://www.petsit.com/
Pro Thumper – Football games played by professional mentalist.
Telekinesis - Your telekinephews sisters
Message: Posted by: Charles Gaff (Feb 3, 2016 12:51PM)
Cups and balls... reproduction integrity device.
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Feb 9, 2016 10:18PM)
# 2 pencil. A pencil that goes #2
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 25, 2016 07:23AM)
Egg bag..an old hen...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 2, 2016 02:36AM)
Flash Paper, a publication the Flash puts out.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 5, 2016 03:37PM)
Shirt pull .. how to undress your kid at bedtime...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 24, 2016 08:21AM)
You have a envelope marked "Knots-Off"
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 25, 2016 05:15AM)
Why is that guy posting at 5:am, doesn't he have a normal job?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 25, 2016 06:50AM)
You should know by now
we aren't normal...
Message: Posted by: friend2cptsolo (May 21, 2016 08:17AM)
P.A.T.E.O.= PATIO??
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 15, 2016 07:00AM)
Matrix .. that movie with all the bad acting...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jun 19, 2016 11:24PM)
Matrix, Trix you only do in May
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 23, 2016 07:21AM)
Square circle .. what rasslers fight in...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Aug 19, 2016 07:27PM)
Bullet Catch
The ejector on a rifle.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 20, 2016 06:59AM)
Bill tube..where a dollar goes when you swallow it...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Aug 20, 2016 01:22PM)
Foo Can
A can you throw all your grease
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 26, 2016 02:09PM)
Seconds..

..another helping at the Chinese buffet...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 29, 2016 07:32AM)
Kennedy half .. Jackie O ...
Message: Posted by: Russo (Oct 29, 2016 11:53AM)
At finish of spot card "if you see too many - don't drive home"
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Oct 31, 2016 08:08PM)
Lota Bowl - It’s like the Rose Bowl but there a lota more of them
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 10, 2016 07:56AM)
Explosion.. drinking too much prune juice...
Message: Posted by: TJ Fritts (Dec 14, 2016 10:34PM)
Expanded Shell... Hollowpoint Ammunition...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 15, 2016 07:18AM)
Expanded Shell .. an overweight clam...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jan 31, 2017 01:09AM)
Hot Spot, standing under a spot light.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jan 31, 2017 09:46PM)
A magician is the lowest cost job to have.
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Feb 6, 2017 12:06AM)
[quote]On Jan 31, 2017, Dynamike wrote:
A magician is the lowest cost job to have. [/quote
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Feb 6, 2017 12:09AM)
Mirror box. The area in a clothing store where you see how you look.
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Feb 6, 2017 12:12AM)
Spring flowers lay dormant all winter.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 6, 2017 09:54AM)
Vanishing deck ..

Part of a ship in the Bermuda Triangle...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Feb 10, 2017 08:56PM)
Nudist Deck
Any cruise in the Netherlands
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 17, 2017 08:28AM)
Split deck ..
What a gymnast magician uses...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 17, 2017 08:28AM)
Split deck ..
What a gymnast magician uses...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Feb 17, 2017 05:28PM)
Must be twins.

What does a lay person think about being called a Lay Person?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 23, 2017 07:39AM)
Chink a chink..

The sound of pennies dropped into a
magicians tip bucket...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Feb 26, 2017 09:15PM)
Multiplying bottles
That’s when you don’t toss your empties
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 4, 2017 07:54AM)
Double lift ..

The equipment needed to levitate Mama June...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 16, 2017 05:41AM)
Passing water
Enough said
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 20, 2017 05:45PM)
Holey Moley ..
The contents of Father Photius' wallet...