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Hey Guys I just thought of a funny little game. List anything magical that you know, but next to them write down what you think the name of the thing would mean to a layman: I'll start: 1) Double lift - What Pam Anderson did 2) Arscanio Spread - With toast please 3) Hofzinser Spread Control - Get ready for that rubber glove . . . 4) Tenkai Palm - More awesome than than the five fingered touch of death 5) Downs Palm - (I won't sink that low) 6) Buck naked - (I'll skip this one, too) 7) Greg Wilson - Greg Wilson! (Magician's note: No, not THAT Greg Wilson, the OTHER Greg Wilson) 8) Slip Cut - Why would anybody want to do that!? I'm to go home now and use my enormous amount of free time to see what else I can add to the list. |
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Dove Pan: Must be for cooking a French dish. Svengali deck: The floor of a mystic's boat. Chinese rings: That unPC joke about phoning Mr Wong. Chop Cup: Impractical pork holder Pompom pole: European Cheerleader Rising wand: Matron! Whiskey and Soda: Cheers! |
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Transposition- How to get out of paying bills "It wasn't me, it was the other guy" Sword basket - I wish I could put so-and -so in there Zig Zag - The diet illusion coin through coin- That's impossible Hopping Half - I hope this guy doesn't want a tip, he already has enough money. |
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Small red balls - "Medic!" Classic Pass - "You come here often?" Palming it - "Is it [i]that[/i] lonely being a magician?" Final load - "...and then he just grabbed his chest and died!" Kepplinger holdout - "Why are you always so stingy with your kepplingers?" Vanishing wand - "Uh huh. Is that anything like the sausage trick?" Multiple shift - "Can't they get anyone else to deliver pizzas?" |
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| Elmsley Count - the guy that lives in the Elmsley castle. |
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[quote] Classic Pass - "You come here often?" [/quote] Reverse Pass - "Do you perform here often?" |
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Short Card - A funny little guy The count cop - The guy that raided the Elmsley castle (thanks for the castle Larry) Faro Shuffle - An ancient Egyptian dance? Second Deal - A counter offer? Cups and Balls - Necessary for contact sports? Milk Build - What cows get before milking? Jog Shuffle - When you're too tired to run anymore.. |
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| Invisible pass -kissing her in the dark |
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Assistants revenge = Assistants revenge Zombie Ball = You get inside and go crazy Chop Cups = Some kind of a kitchen gadget, "But we can't do this all day, folks" Bill in lemon = A sneaky way to stick someone with the restaurant tab Book test = Something I though I got away from when I graduated High School Nail Wri***r = A way to scribble small notes on your nail so you can go shopping |
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Ghost Deck..The main floor of the abandoned pirate ship... Force Deck..The main floor of the Millenium Falcon... R & S Deck..Your new deck after the little kid with the ice cream cone handled it... |
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| Hot Rod - a very fast chopped car. |
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| Greek Break - A Mediterranean get away.. |
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Lota bowl - where you put your lottery tickets Phantom tube - Is that tube for talking to ghosts? Crystal casket - Made for those with too much money. Flash - You know what they think. Hold out - asking for a tip gimmick - cleaver marketing |
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| Sponge balls(red is back in style) |
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Breather Crimp - What the mechanic did to fix the car Double Undercut - What the kid did to win the tournament in Karate Kid #73 False Transfer - Inadvertently getting the dead guys blood on your hand's whilst not involved with actual murder |
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| Oh no...I dread to imagine a Kelly Bottom Placement! |
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| Straitjacket - Straightjacket |
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| Flipper quarter....What state is that from?... |
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| Marked Deck...the first level of the Titanic to drown. |
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| Tenkai Pinch - what a Japanese masher does to a lady in an elevator |
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| Backclip..something you don't want the chiropractor doing to you... |
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| Dove Loop --- A fancy street in a dove neighborhood |
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| A locater card...a card with a built in gps... |
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| Silk Pull --- A runner in a silk |
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| Flash wallet...a wallet that takes pictures... |
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| Coin shell --- what's left when money hatches out |
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| Fraidy cat rabbit..something you chase during hunting season... |
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| Spring Bills --- A special appliance for handicapped ducks |
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| Ding Dong ... That's a big one |
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| Bottomless glass --- FREE BOOZE! |
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| Zombie gimmick - device to animate the living dead |
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| Cups and Balls - great drinking cups |
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| Dots Impossible..You have an accent... |
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| The Lean ... "Are you a sailor?" |
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| Professor's Nightmare --- A world without chalk |
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| Drawer Box --- That's where I put my socks in. |
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| Short card --- Little guy with a wild sense of humor |
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| Thumb Tip - Is this a Halloween Gag? |
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| Drawer box -- that's where I put my drawers, not my socks. |
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| 12 bloom feather bouquet -- that is a colorful feather duster. |
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| Dissolving Knot --- rope that is not waterproof |
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| Mirror Box --- weird dressing table |
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| Tenyo..A Brooklyn guy adding 5+5 ... |
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| Break-away wand --- a piece of junk |
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| Dicey Dots .. Ground pepper... |
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| Cups and Balls -- nice looking flower pots |
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| Mirror glass..something Jesse James used... |
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| Hooked Coin --- a coined earned through bodily contact |
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| Dove Pan --- Nice looking fruit pan |
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| Chameleon silks ..What lizard wears when it goes out... |
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| Changing Bag --- Sundays offering bag |
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| Mutilated parasol..a very old umbrella... |
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| Vanishing Candle -- xmas toy |
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| Knots-Off Silk --- A jar full of old knots |
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| D'lites - xmas tree lights |
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| 20th Century Silk --- decade old scarves |
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| Joker..Batmans enemy... |
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| Flash Appearance --- accidentally caught with the curtains open |
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| Card index..one card in 2 decks... |
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| Pinky Break --- brakes on a pink car |
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| Accordion flourish --- show off |
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| Nest of boxes..a giant birds' home... |
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| Ring on a Stick --- how to guess the age of a tree |
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| The baby gag..Too much spinich on the spoon... |
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| The false shuffle -- something fishy is happening |
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| Milk can escape..How did that can unlock the chains?... |
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| Hand cuff trick --- "Are you an ex-convict?" |
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| Linking safety pins....What are safety pins?... |
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| Wild Card --- Card printed naturally without governmental controls. |
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| Blank card..Must have been bought when the card company was on strike... |
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| Mismade Bill --- that is one rare collection. |
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Getting personal, eh, James? ;) Bill Posted: Dec 10, 2009 11:34pm How about the Mismade James? |
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| Good thing he didn't say bill to sweatsock... |
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[quote] On 2009-12-10 23:34, Bill Ligon wrote: How about the Mismade James? :rotf: [/quote] Wow! Is that the latest in the market now? :lol: |
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| Kellar tie -- the one you got for Christmas. |
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| Multiplying bubbles --- you are very gentle with those bubbles. |
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| Thumb tie..the one you got for fathers day... |
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| Cardboard Connection --- joint made with a stapler |
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| Immaculate connection...getting hooked up in church... |
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The pass -- When you got your face slapped. The tourniquet -- Not recommended by the Red Cross first aid course any more. The side steal -- a felony. The glide -- a ballroom dancing step. Change bag -- Where you keep your money. Handkerchief pull -- a party game. Stacked -- nice chest. Paddle move -- a rowing technique. |
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| French Drop --- its in the other hand |
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[quote] On 2009-12-11 23:33, JamesTong wrote: French Drop --- its in the other hand [/quote] Or a paratrooper from Paris... |
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| Dribble Glass --- Special container used by basketball players |
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| Cut-No-Cut Scissors --- Useless piece of junk. |
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| Super-X ------ The autograph of a Nobel Peace Prize winner |
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| David Copperfield --- a story book novel |
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| Salad utensil from Italy.. Tongini... :) ... |
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| Linking Rings --- "my son could also do that!" |
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| De' Ring..what you place on de finger... |
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| Devil's Hank --- something to decoy someone into trouble |
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| Magicians choice..."Ill have the tomato soup."... |
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| Hot Rod Force --- Over aggressive date |
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| Wild Card...crazy comedian... |
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| Break-away wand --- "Where did you buy this? You got screwed!" |
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| Collapsing chair..."You gain weight?... |
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| Misers Dream --- "Can you teach me how to do that so I don't have to be broke?" |
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| Ten + 1 + Einstein..Theory 11 ... |
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James and math? 1 + 1 = 2 Posted: Dec 15, 2009 1:34am Oops ... posted in the wrong thread. Card Castle --- "How long did it take you to stack it?" |
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| Card Castle --- "You forgot the moat."... |
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| Card Castle -- "I'm not impressed!" |
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| Chop Cup --- something from the martial arts (protective apparel for guys) |
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| Blooming Flowers --- interesting colorful feather duster. |
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| Square Circle ---- An ellipse made to government specifications |
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| Fire Pan --- nice portable stove. |
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| Fickle Nickel --- A coin you could never trust |
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| Mismade bill..one you earn illegally... |
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| Fountain silks --- "Is that motorized?" |
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| Card Fountain --- "Is that motorized?" ... |
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| Card Fountain --- "That's a great toy I can buy for my kid." |
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| Rising card.."Is that motorized?" ... |
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| Six Shot Lotta --- A gal with a gun |
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| Run Rabbit Run..very popular during hunting season... |
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| Torn and restored newspaper --- "I cannot see any sign of scotch tape on the papers" |
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| T & R Card.."Why did you tear it up in the first place?"... |
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| Double Back Card --- Round Trip Ticket |
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| PK Ring - That is one cheap wedding ring |
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| Ring Flight.. a cell phone on a plane... |
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| Ring to Salt Shaker --- Did you get this from IKEA? |
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| Ring and string...tin cup telephone set... |
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| The lean ... M J dance |
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| Marlo Magazine....An old detective novel... |
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| Shim card... how you prop a card up when it's leaning |
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| False put... you do a lot of golfing? |
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| False Shuffle -- you shuffle the cards very strangely. |
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| Appearing Cane --- A celebrity who misspells his name (Cain) |
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| Warped & restored..your back after the operation... |
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| They look in the tree behind your house for the nest of wands... |
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| Wrist Tie..Arrested again, eh?... |
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| Milk Pitcher ... where did the milk go? |
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| Charming Chinese Challenge..You enter a karate tournament... |
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| Mexican Turnover ---- A special western omelet |
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| Hospitality --- the magic bar tender |
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| Mercury fold... bending the planet |
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| Blendo Bag --- Nice baby blanket |
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| A double lift is when you lift two weights at one time. |
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| Triple lift...two weights and one hernia... |
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| 6 cards repeat ... "You are insulting my intelligence!" |
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| Blendo .. a new clown name... |
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| Card Flourishes ... "You are such a show-off!" |
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| Crimp..something in your knee... |
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| Wooden card box ... nice cigar box |
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| Silk Pull --- runner (flaw) in a silk stocking |
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| Card Frame --- cute photo frame |
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| Reverse engineering..an engineer running backwards... |
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| Vanishing radio --- that is one funny looking antique |
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| Rocky raccoon-a raccoon that can fight... |
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| Third hand... you must be from Mars |
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| Stage hand --- not your real one |
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| Sonata gimmick.."It's not? Then what is it?"... |
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| Zombie a creature that wants to eat you. |
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| Stooge ... one of the 3 stooges |
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| Astro Sphere..a meteorite... |
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| Coloring Book --- Lazy boy's dream come true. |
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| Vanishing candle --- how convenient on a date! |
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| Fickle Fire --- Cool looking lighter |
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| Card to wallet..putting away your visa... |
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| Sure Shot dice box --- Yep, you're going to get killed |
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| Bongo hat- a hat with a drum on top |
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| Princess Cards --- Calling cards for the future queen |
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| Doll House Illusion --- My kids would like to have that too. |
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| Blank Faced --- The look people have when they get the bill for a wedding |
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| Penguin Magic..An north pole mammel dressed in a tux, doing a card routine... |
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| Square circle is a boxing ring |
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| Box Monster..King Kong in his cage... |
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| Paddles --- Are those the optician's test equipments? |
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| Paddle move .. rowing down the river... |
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| Tissue paper to money --- I want to learn that! |
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| Tip Over Box --- one set in a high traffic area and bound to cause an accident |
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| Coffee Vase --- Nice flower vase |
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| Coins of Ishtar..Who's Ishtar?... |
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| Snow storm in China --- you just messed up my house. |
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| Snowstorm - No school tommorow! |
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| Pom pom sticks..something cheerleaders use... |
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| Vanishing candle --- you took away the only source of light in this place. |
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| Memorized deck..I think it's a bicycle... |
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| Miser's dream.... the story about Scrooge having a dream |
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| Aerial Fishing --- you just made my son's day. |
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| Tossed Out Deck --- trashed deck of cards |
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| Square Circle --- that is one suspicious looking prop |
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| Force card --- credit card used to break into a locked door |
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| Color Changing Plumes --- Self cleaning feather duster |
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| Coin bender .. a vending machine... |
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| Micro coins --- strange but unique coin collection |
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| Stacked deck ---- A cluttered porch |
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| Pop Eyed deck..something Olive Oyl sells... |
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| Cigarette thru coin --- you just destroyed government property |
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| Phil deck..Give it back to him... |
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| The Thing --- This is eerie |
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| Penetrating pen..a prison shank... |
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| The milk pitcher --- that cone is really thirsty ... where did the milk go? |
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| Windowmation-a window that opens and closes automatically... |
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| Rope with 4 ends --- Ropes do not have four ends. |
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| Ring on Rope --- long time since anyone cleaned |
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| Linking coat hangers --- why do you need to hang a hacksaw? |
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| Cold reading..Looking through a magic book in the cooler... |
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| Steamboat card --- A real live wire met on a cruise ship |
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| Needle through balloon --- why would you like to sew up a balloon? |
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| Needle thru arm..You missed the vein... |
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| Candle through arm --- does that hurt? |
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| Marked cards .. something the godfather is after... |
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| Devil's hanky ... Is there a black hole inside it? |
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| Free choice --- you can pick without having to pay |
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| Pick a card...taking the lint off it... |
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| Himber wallet --- is that genuine leather? |
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| Chinese Egg Bag ---- One made in China |
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| Chinese Linking Rings --- Is that made in China too? |
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| Cut deeper force..something done in a torture chamber... |
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| Sleeve bouquet --- Embroidery down a shirt or coat sleeve |
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| Soft soap...How it comes out of the microwave... |
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| Duck Bucket --- Last words you hear before she hits you with it. |
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| Silk fountain --- where's the water? |
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| Goblin Tube --- Use to keep air in a goblin |
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| Cd manipulation..trying to get it in the player right side up... |
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| Ball Dropper --- A football player end about to need a career change |
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| 6th finger..something David Roth was born with... |
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| Diamond Cut Silk --- a smooth edge on a hard silk |
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| Billet switch..something that turns a billet on or off... |
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| Pinky cut --- a small wound on the Pinky |
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| Pinky break..a busted little finger... |
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| Crazy man's handcuffs --- straight jacket |
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| Wedge break..no more splitting wood... |
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| Brain Wave --- Result of being too long under the hair dryer |
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| B'wave..someone who can't spell brainwave... |
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| Goodbye silk --- One you won't be getting back |
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| Silk caddy..a luxury car... |
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| Foo Can --- can for storing Foo |
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| Double lift..2 people using a tow-bar... |
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| Chest of Choo --- Place to keep chewing tobacco |
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| Vanishing Leprachan..a small guy who won't pay the bar tab... |
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| Hair restorer --- Used to save flat rabbits |
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| Push thru shuffle..Getting in line for a Stones concert... |
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| A Tree of Hearts --- A decoration made by a gal with too many valentines. |
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[quote] On 2010-01-14 20:35, joseph wrote: Double lift..2 people using a tow-bar... [/quote] OR: double lift.... picking up 2 hitch hikers Posted: Jan 19, 2010 3:49pm Silk cabby... a smooth taxi driver |
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| Double lift --- a huge elevator in England (probably near where Weight Watchers meets) |
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Hank ball... "He only has one?" palmo... what hank does with the one he has left |
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| Looped egg --- One drunk enough to be in danger of falling off the wall |
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| Loops..what the magi throws his spectators for... |
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| Bottom deal.... buying drugs in the ghetto |
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| Stripper deck..... the stage strippers dance on |
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| Climax Egg Bag --- A very happy lady |
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| Esp symbols..something Kreskin smacks when he is playing the drums... |
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| Drum Head tube --- Part of very old amplified drums |
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| Tally ho deck..cards you bought from Robin Hood... |
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| Double Lift --- Project taken on by the Maiden Form bra department |
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| Wild card..a joker card that looks like Priscilla Presley... |
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| Happy Birthday silk --- It's time for therapy. You're talking to cloth. |
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| Disecto.... what they do to frogs in a mexican high school science class |
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| Half dyed ---- Unpleasantly hanging on |
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Card fan.... how you keep your cards cool Posted: Feb 2, 2010 5:36pm Classic palm....... usually found on beaches in Florida or California (watch for falling coconuts) |
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| 4 of a kind...quadruplets... |
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| Chick pan --- a stylish pan ladies would like |
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| Spider vanish..a can of raid... |
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Magic Enhancer---- Well....ummmmmm....... Hehehehhe. Robert Haas |
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| Holdout..someone who won't join the party... |
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| Half Wild ---- split personality |
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| Matrix -- the name of a movie |
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| Dirty deal..a 2 year old with a sucker and a deck of cards... |
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| Back Palm -- a contradiction |
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| Magic square..a nerd conjuror... |
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| Linking Rings- MARRIAGE |
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Phantom Tube -- ghostly subway Posted: Feb 13, 2010 1:31pm Marked deck -- vandalized property |
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| Credit card surprise..Wife's bank statement... |
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| Breakaway wand --- A wand to safely use in a dangerous trick and avoid injury |
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| Fiber optics..new way to tailor clothes... |
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| Split Fan --- Undecided fan |
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| Thumb cuffs..Tom Thumbs handcuffs... |
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| Sun and Moon coins --- Another way of saying "Heads and Tails" |
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| Asher twist...A ripoff Chubby Checker song... |
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| Spring bills --- She's gone shopping again! |
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| Winter change..Coins you find in the snow... |
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| Six shot Lota --- a young lady with a revolver |
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| Lotta Bowl - Broken toilet |
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| Ring & string..Something you better have on your parachute... |
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| No cut scissors - Garbage |
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| Portable hole..Johnny on the spot... |
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| Sponge Bunny --- One who borrows everything |
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| Goshman..What someone says after watching a great trick... |
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| Double lift....picking up two illegal hitch hikers |
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| Triple lift..They have a friend... |
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| Zombie ball: where high society zombies go to dance... |
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| Poker face..Someone who got to close to the hot fireplace... |
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| Gaff cards: What Bill Malone does when he coughs out cards. |
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| Miracle Ring..a phone call for a paid show... |
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| Blendo: something they sell on late night infomercials |
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| Broom illusion..Seeing your husband sweeping the floors... |
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| Self Levitation ... a yoga exercise |
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| Bell bucket --- A bucket shaped like an upside down bell |
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| Chair suspension --- hanging a chair off the ground. |
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| Asrah..a new car model... |
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| Dove pull --- Political influence by pacifists |
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| Bill tube..Night deposit box at the electric company... |
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Ace assembly A group of guys named Ace. |
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| Hofzinser .. The winning spelling bee word... |
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| Split Deck - a multi-level patio. |
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| Liquid pull --- Free liquor to influence others |
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| Multum in Parvo..a city in Italy... |
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| Electric Deck --- A very interesting security device that also results in a very entertaining video for court. |
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| Jumbo card..Rosanne... |
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| Sun and Moon coin --- Tails really is! |
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| Split deck..the Titanic... |
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| One ahead method --- System for passing out noses |
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| Parlor magic..Not finding any food or drink stains on the floor after the show... |
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| Zombie Dump --- A crime scene you can identify by smell |
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| The glide...a box of white castles... |
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| Black Art Well - Source of water surrounded by graffiti in a coal mine |
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| Mcdonalds Aces..The prize in a happy meal... |
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| Zone Zero - Where out of wotk high school kids, hang out. |
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| Linking coat hangers...How to get more clothes to hang off your treadmill bar... |
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| A Ball clip ---- Poor sport in a ball game blocking from behind |
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| Billiard ball routine..Minnesota Fats running the table... |
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| Cut and restored live extension cord ... this guy is trying to kill himself. |
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| Invisible threads..Your birthday suit... |
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| Rocky the Racoon ... that is one sexy chick |
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| Card warp..a card left in the rain... |
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| Mismade Bill ... Is that a collector's item? |
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| Tiger deck..where cats go to tan... |
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| Card Shiner - Black eye for getting caught cheating at cards |
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| Card shim..what you use to open a locked door... |
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| Split card --- A card that has multiple identities |
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| Multiple outs..a room with a lot of doors... |
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| Flash powder --- Leaving quickly after streaking |
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| Miniature deck...One that went thru the washing machine... |
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| Hold out --- uncooperative person who won't go with the group's idea |
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| X-Ray Deck...a deck of cards with their bones showing... |
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| Bill Snatcher --- Guy who kidnapped Bill |
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| Breather crimp...a bent fish gill... |
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| Folding Coin --- Coin going out of business |
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| Short card..a card with no money... |
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| Double Load Dove Pan --- the dirty bird got you Twice! |
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| Mindreading Goose- Knowing who is going to get tagged in a game of Duck, Duck, Goose |
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| Ultimate Oil and Water - BP oil spill |
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| Slop shuffle..mixing a deck of cards that you found in the above spill... |
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| Zombie ball- a game with 9 players on each team played by the living dead. |
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| Zombie foulard..an undead woman's shawl... |
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| Zombie gimmick...Hold still I just want to examine your lymph nodes. |
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| Bill Tube - A tube you drop the bills you don't want to pay down. |
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| A foulard- a generic name for a mallard. |
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| Michael Ammar's "Bunny Cannon" - Do you use that thing to shoot them or to shoot at them? |
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| Sun/Moon move - something your teenage boy does on a night out cruising the boulevard with friends. |
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| Dealing seconds..still hungry on thanksgiving... |
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| Ibidem-something Mike Tyson did to Evander Holyfields ear. |
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| French drop --- Class quitter |
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| Impotent Magician... A distinguished, well known conjurer. |
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| Barium- What the audience does to the magician when he bombs. |
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| Quantum Bender- another name for The Hadron Collider |
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| False Count --- an undocumented guest (or White House party crasher) |
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| False Count--an imposter to nobility. |
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| False Count --- Makes more effort impress others than a "No Count" |
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| False count-a politicians interpretation of a true count |
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| Slip cut --- Possible injury from running with scissors |
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| False count - George Hamilton playing Dracula... |
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| Coin Pull ---- A heavy tipper |
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| Slop shuffle..letting some swine mix the cards... |
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| Square circle= a psychological exam trick question. |
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| Double lift..2 people on a t-bar... |
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| Second deal - the deal that comes after the first. |
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| Slip cut --- an injury caused by sweaty hands and a too sharp knife |
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| Dove toss - throwing the soap. |
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| Square knot --- A well defined defect in a bad piece of lumber |
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(lol, better than where you put it the first time) Super X - a type of ammunition. |
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| Airborne Glass - What to watch out for in a bar fight. |
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| French Drop- Your girlfriends pierced tongue ball falls off while kissing her. |
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| Airborne Glass --- the reason NASCAR cars have no side windows. |
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| Flip over- an accrobatic exercise |
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| Tip over box - One you know better than to stand on! |
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| Sub trunk - cheap luggage. |
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| Sub trunk --- a baby elephant's trunk |
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| Sub trunk (a hidden compartment underneath your car trunk) |
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| Coin slide --- dropping quarters into a juke box. |
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| Pull- what you do to a door when push doesn't work. |
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| False count --- planning for filing taxes |
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| Dove vanish- what happens when you leave the cage door open and the cat in the house. |
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| Hooked coin --- one earned by the oldest profession |
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| Flipper coin-- a token used at Sea World. |
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| Shell - the kind of gasoline used in your car. |
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| Pee under which cup ? |
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| Chop Cup - companion of the Kitchen Magician. |
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| Braco's Ball..an alternative to the policemans ball... |
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| No bounce ball - something to do with Baseball's infield fly rule. |
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| Sponge balls..balls that you begged for... |
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| Front palm- a tree in your front yard. |
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| Extractor - Your very old farm equipment |
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| Aga - half of lady gaga |
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| Asrah..a cool name for your horse... |
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| Ladder suspension- what happens when you are left hanging on to the edge of the roof after the ladder falls. |
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| One-ahead --- Method for estimating numbers of noses |
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| Kid show- a show starring Mickey Rooney and all the gang. |
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| Shuffle Pass --- the way laws are made in Congress |
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| Dynamike -- terrorist attack |
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| Temple screen..What Asians change their clothes behind... |
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| Buddah Papers- a weekly publication of the United Buddhist, Inc. |
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| Square circle --- description of government compliance to be politically correct |
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| Dynamike- a tag line used by Jimmie Walker on the TV series Good Times. |
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| Jimme Walker - a less expensive libation than Johnnie Walker. |
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| Sander Magic- a device for smoothing woodwork. |
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| Second deal --- Buying the repo |
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| Ring and rope- a call from a telemarketer |
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| Hospitality- A place where doctors admit their patients. |
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| Floating ball- something you take to the beach |
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| Ring and Rope --- Saturday night wrestling stage |
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| Double exchange- taking something back to the store twice. |
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| Bicycle deck..where you store your bikes on a cruise ship... |
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| Himber wallet- a wallet for a himber as opposed to a herber. |
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| Jumbo chinese coin..what a sumo wrestler spends at the market... |
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| Astrosphere- An old football stadium in Houston. |
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| When they see Dynamike approach stage, they think a "pimp show" is about to start. |
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| 10 Exact Cuts..an old method of torture... |
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| Professor's Nightmare --- fear I will take another class from them |
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| Professor's Nightmare--Bob's fear that he will have to go back to teaching. |
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| Slip knot --- used to tie up a boat you plan to steal later. |
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| Total recall- a device used by telemarketers to redail numbers that hung up. |
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| Bill snatcher --- your kids while you are receiving change at McDonalds |
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| Pull- what it says on the door you are trying to open by pushing. |
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| Paddle move --- smart thing to handle getting done if it's near her and she's mad |
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| Double lift -- 2 shots of Ole Homocide whiskey on New Years Eve... |
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| Back Palm- what my mother always gave me when I smarted off to her. |
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| When Fr. Photius arrives at a house to perform, and the parent say, "No, I requested a magician, not Santa Claus." |
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|
(ROFL, you posted that one on the wrong thread, Dynamike) Micro cup- what a cheap bartender gives you when you order a drink. |
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| Chop cup --- protective gear for judo class |
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| Switch-a-roo ..Dynamike changing into a clown... |
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| Chop Cup .., "But we can't do this all day". |
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| Dynamo - The brother of Dynaenie , Dynameanie, and Dynaminie |
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| Paper Engine..What powers your paper airplane... |
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| Dynamo- The leader of Dynalarry and Dynacurly |
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| Double Count --- holds a position of royalty in two countries |
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| Magician's choice - a cut below magician's prime. |
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| Self-working trick --- working for personal satisfaction without an audience |
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| Sleight-of-hand. Use part of your hand. |
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| Key card .. how one enters his hotel room... |
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| A "Z" wallet is shaped like a Z on the back and front. |
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| Elevator cut .. someone late for work... |
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| Invisible Thread is impossible to see. |
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| Sleight-of-hand --- not much help! |
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| Mentalist - A psychic |
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| Mentalist- a list you make in your head of things you need at the store. |
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| Magic Cafι - A restaurant off the freeway. |
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| Slush Powder = Wall Street Bonuses. |
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| Awakening - An antique trick that has recently been found. |
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| Invisible thread - a thread on the forum everybody talks about but you can't find. |
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| A Magnetic Coin - A Canadian Coin. |
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| Shim Coin- the opposite of a sher coin. |
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| A dove production - an incubator |
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| Dove production .. a movie made by doves... |
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| Blammo Box - A box used as a muffler. |
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| Die box - a coffin |
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| Spider Pen - A spider the writes with it's web. |
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| ITR - a typo for Its |
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| Disposable deck .. one you can flush down the toilet... |
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| The ink came off the deck from shipping when looking at a blank deck. |
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| Ring on rope- what you pull to flush |
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| Endless chain..the unemployment line... |
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| Siberian Chain Cuffs- a decorative cuff link worn by Siberians |
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| Mismade Bill - Bill, before he started AA |
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| Monte- A Brittish Feild Marshal in WWII |
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|
Afghan Bands, Some kind of rubber band made from Alpaca. Or "battle of the bands" in Afghanistan. Or Band Aids for Afghanis |
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| TUC- What you do with your kids when you put them in bed at night. |
|
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| Change cap .. magicians tip box... |
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| Copper-Silver : A strange amalgam much like nickel silver. |
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||
| Incomplete faro..a mummy with no arms... |
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||
| Pass- something that gets you into the magic show free. |
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| Suspension - levitation |
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| Suspension- a type of bridge |
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| Copper Silver Brass - jewels of a treasure chest |
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| Flipper coin- the coin they use to determine which team kicks off in a football game. |
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| Goblin Tip --- Information sought by gambling ghosts |
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||
| Spirit writer- an author who only writes when he is three sheets to the wind. |
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| Glow Plug --- Flashy slow horse |
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| Exposure- what the magician got arrested for doing in the parking lot. |
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| Center Tear The middle tear on a persons face while crying. |
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||
| Seigfried and Roy - Roy Rogers with a German side kick. |
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| Cold Reading Reading a book that is frozen with ice. |
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| Gwynne Trunk - A trunk for keeping your gwynnes in. |
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| Nail Writer A strong metal nail we use to engrave our property. |
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||
| Slip knot- a knot you tie in a woman's slip. |
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| Clairvoyance An French female emperor. |
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| Haunted deck --- porch where funny sounds are heard |
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| Biokinesis When two or more of the performers kin are in the audience. |
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||
| TT - Texas Tech |
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||
| Chicago Opener --- Mythical Political transparency in Chicago |
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||
| Or...Chicago opener..what Al Capone & Bill Malone use on their beer bottles... |
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| Sub trunk --- spare kept by active elephants |
|
||
| Dealing Seconds- selling clothing with small blemishes. |
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||
| Diamond Cut Silk --- silks cut with classy equipment |
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| Bottom deal - lowest price available |
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| Blank Card Silk --- A bang gun with fake ammunition |
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||
| Baffling bra- your explaination when your wife finds a strange bra in your glove compartment. |
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| Electric deck --- a dangerous place to walk with wet bare feet |
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||
| Wiz Wizzo - you figure it out. |
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||
| Color changing deck- what happens to the deck in your back yard after about a year. |
|
||
| Homing card .. a card stuck to a pigeon... |
|
||
| Left spread - the sandwich spread you put on the left piece of bread. |
|
||
| Bullet Train..the NY subway... |
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||
| Center tear --- Yep, these pants ripped right up the middle along the seam |
|
||
| Tenkai pinch - what a japanese woman feels on a crowded train. |
|
||
| Crystal casket - for those wanting to have an elegent burial. |
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||
| Thumb palm .. where you hide your thumb... |
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||
| Thumb palm: a deformed hand |
|
||
| Crystal Casket --- result of all the Crystal "hamburgers" you've eaten on the road |
|
||
| Portable hole .. Johnny on the spot... |
|
||
| Reverse Spread --- What it looks like from under the covers |
|
||
| D'lite .. What you turn on with d'switch... |
|
||
| Bell Bucket --- Bucket from the phone company |
|
||
| Cold reading .. an Eskimo mentalist... |
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||
| "The End" Silk --- Last silk on the row |
|
||
| Okito box..fight night in China... |
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||
| Silk Serenade --- Make believe music |
|
||
| Magic dvd .. a dvd that floats or disappears... |
|
||
| Dove Pan --- Camera effect done with Dove soap |
|
||
| Chinese sticks..the outskirts of Peking... |
|
||
| Billet Switch --- Swapping restaurant checks with the next table |
|
||
| Chink-a-chink..what your tip box sounds like... |
|
||
| Rainbow streamer --- live video from someone tripping out |
|
||
| Rising card..a comedian on his way to the big time... |
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||
| Squeaker --- someone walking in cheap shoes |
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||
| Top change..changing your sweaty tee shirt... |
|
||
| Dealing seconds --- Used car dealer |
|
||
| Rice bowl..a new college football stadium... |
|
||
| Color Changing Sand --- The sand under the oil leak from your car |
|
||
| Pom pom sticks .. what cheerleaders hang their pom poms from... |
|
||
| Hooked Coin --- Funds acquired by means not to be revealed |
|
||
| Brett Daniels..a famous whiskey... |
|
||
| Rough Card --- One from a bad neighborhood |
|
||
| Fanning powder..something you sprinkle on your fanning after a shower... |
|
||
| 20th Century Silk --- a Retro Scarf |
|
||
| 10 exact cuts..how you want your ham sliced... |
|
||
| A trick by Lance --- A trick with a long stick |
|
||
| Single lift..a one person t-bar... |
|
||
| Vanishing Knot --- Reason for painting lumber |
|
||
| Appearing knot .. The paint wore off... |
|
||
| Key Card --- has the magnetic strip that gets you into the building |
|
||
| Crimp..something you get when you eat too much... |
|
||
| Reverse Printed Cards --- Cards with the fronts and backs printed on the wrong side. |
|
||
| Reverse faro .. an Egyption backing up... |
|
||
| Flash Pot --- and outdoor toilet |
|
||
| Memorized deck .. a sailor learning his ship... |
|
||
| Fray Check --- Reading the Police report about the fight |
|
||
| Knuckle busters .. Vito's henchmen... |
|
||
| Concealed Reel --- The new fishing equipment you are not ready to show your wife |
|
||
| Dealing seconds --- playing with inferior cards or other merchandise |
|
||
| Four aces - a quartet composed of Calvin Klein models |
|
||
| Rice Bowl --- A Texas bowling alley |
|
||
| Elevator card - a classic movie scene starring Jerry Lewis |
|
||
| Pinky break --- a very painful hand injury |
|
||
| Flourish - using a substitute for flour in in French receipe |
|
||
| Multum in parvo..something the priest recites during mass... |
|
||
| Bounce / No Bounce Ball --- A dance celebrating Government checks after the 2012 election |
|
||
| Billet switch - A technique developed and used by Chicago politicians for over 40 years. Recently made antiquated by cyber - criminals. |
|
||
| Arabic Number --- A quantity description that is always subject to change |
|
||
| Mouth coil..someone who is tongue-tied... |
|
||
| Hooked Coin - payment for services |
|
||
| Talking skull .. a rock band with no talent... |
|
||
| Table load --- How much food is on the table |
|
||
| Card counting .. making sure all your old maid cards are there... |
|
||
| Professor's Nightmare --- Getting a magician in his class |
|
||
| Pea can..something you should always take on a long trip... |
|
||
| Egg Gimmick --- Excuses used by lazy chickens |
|
||
| PK ring..an engraved wedding band... |
|
||
| Double undercut - Advanced boxing move. |
|
||
| Mexican turnover .. a new item at Dunkin Donuts... |
|
||
|
Not quite the exact topic but I'm painting chairs for the chair suspension and two woodworkers in my complex have come to the conclusion (on their own) it's some kind of Light And Heavy trick. They've never seen the entire illusion or parts, just the chairs, Funny.... So I agreed with them. |
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| Flash paper - the daily news at the local nudist club. |
|
||
| Silk Winder --- A character more elegant than a Stem Winder |
|
||
| Misers Dream.. a rich guys plan to make another million or so... |
|
||
| Dove Loop --- Practice flight path for doves |
|
||
| Tip-Over box --- Usually the unstable one on the top of the pile. It is predetermined to do the most damage when it falls. |
|
||
| Second Deal - The one after we learned how poor the first deal was |
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||
| Cheat sheet - ask any high school junior |
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||
| Face card - a card that's tattooed on your face |
|
||
| Blamo box - The crushed package delivered by mail |
|
||
| Impression device - how to create a good first impression |
|
||
| Clipped coin --- A coin with a straight edge |
|
||
| Mexican Turnover - A really serious wreck |
|
||
| Diminishing Balls = a mortar and pestle. |
|
||
| Pointless .. The reason for this thread... |
|
||
| Magician's Choice --- A method of grading rabbit and dove meat |
|
||
| Sun & Moon .. Frank Zappa's kids?... |
|
||
| Snow Powder --- Boy! Are you going to get busted! |
|
||
| Vent puppet .. a doll who releases frustrations... |
|
||
| Thumb tip - what a waiter with a lisp says after getting a really big tip. |
|
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| Half-Dyed --- Graying lady doing her hair in a rush |
|
||
| Half Pass .. just looking at a girl and not saying anything... |
|
||
| Table load --- All the good stuff on the table at a banquet |
|
||
| Bullets after dark.. a normal night in Flint... |
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| Extreme burn 2.0, some programme to burn cd's faster |
|
||
| Half-Dyed --- A steak that is just too rare and moving |
|
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| False pass- fake ID |
|
||
| Dye tube, a new telemarketing product |
|
||
| Gimmicked Cup --- Falsies for a jock |
|
||
| Chop cup, chinese specialty |
|
||
| Rising Card .. an up & coming comedian... |
|
||
| Rope Joint --- a club where the escape artists and the S&M crowd meets |
|
||
| Blackout - britney spears album |
|
||
| Oblique palm .. Someone with arthritis... |
|
||
| Hold out --- The girl at the end of the bar |
|
||
| I know he did something but I don't know what. |
|
||
| Mental photography .. a madman with a camera... |
|
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| Coin Pail ---- A decorator accessory covered in coins |
|
||
| Rope with three ends --- another waste of taxpayer money to bailout political contributors |
|
||
| Fake take .. a movie scene rehearsal... |
|
||
| Double Lift --- Twin elevators in a building in Great Britain |
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|
Table hopping .. Running across the banquet room without touching the floor... |
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| Automatic force --- Gravity! |
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| Edge grip..hanging from the window sill... |
|
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| Egg dropper --- A careless hen |
|
||
| Dealing seconds..a waitress serving more food... |
|
||
| Billiard Shell --- Shot fired at a pool table |
|
||
| 21 trick .. something someone underage should not perform or watch... |
|
||
| One ahead method --- government scheme for funding Social Security |
|
||
| Black Art --- Art paid for with Federal Grants |
|
||
| Magic Outs --- Outs charged against a team apparently via magic since nothing has happened. |
|
||
| Dove Split --- half a bar of Dove soap |
|
||
| 4-color change ---- A street light with a turn arrow |
|
||
| Split deck .. cards used by a contortionist... |
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||
| Split Deck ---- The deck after the daily earth quake |
|
||
| Flash paper .. what a streaker's business card is made of... |
|
||
| Flash Paper --- Life of documented bills passed by the House of Representatives and sent to the dead beat Senate |
|
||
| Coin Dropper --- a clumsy cashier |
|
||
| Gypsy Thread --- post on the forum about gypsies |
|
||
| Electric Deck --- A dangerous place to dance |
|
||
| Flash paper - a chronicle of the streaking phase that was popular on college campuses in the 1970's. |
|
||
| Gypsy curse .. something you get when you don't pay the fortune teller... |
|
||
| Flaming Book --- Politically Incorrect report on actual failures of functions in government with names! |
|
||
|
Top change-----new hair cut! or the first coin in your pocket. |
|
||
| Finger Palm ---- A very small palm tree |
|
||
| Invisible Deck---- A glass bottom boat |
|
||
| A floating table-----------De'bris floating in the water after a ship wreck. |
|
||
| Silk Fountain ---- Place where the girls go to show off their new clothes |
|
||
| Marked Deck ---- Designated area for the chopper landing |
|
||
| Malini egg bag --- bag to hold eggs layed by a Malini |
|
||
| Flash paper --- the future of any papers required of US Agencies by Congress |
|
||
| Mexican turnover --- a Quesadilla |
|
||
| Loops .. the train ride in downtown Chicago... |
|
||
| Dove pocket --- someting a dove hunter hopes he needs. |
|
||
| Dealing Seconds --- time it takes a salesman to close a sale |
|
||
| Fake hand ---- half-hearted applause |
|
||
| Egg Dropper --- a very private part of a chicken |
|
||
| Magic Marker --- An IOU from a magician for props bought |
|
||
| Newtons nightmare when things start falling up. |
|
||
| False count --- one your lawyer thinks you might beat |
|
||
| Predicta Total: What Congress does with the yearly budget. Hank ball: Henry Aaron's baseball in the Hall of Fame. Coin ladder: the steps on the Lincoln Memorial on the U.S. penny. Zombie Ball: A dance for Dracula types. Card fan: a cooling device for baseball players in St. Louis. 20th Century silks: what my grandmother wore. Servante: Alfred in Batman movies. Cube on Release: sugar at Starbuck's. Professor's Nightmare: Obama's tax plan. Linking Rings: a toast at a wedding reception. Knife thru Coat: a felony charge. |
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| A Hank Ball --- A dance where Hank Williams music will be played. |
|
||
| School for Scoundrels --- Law School! |
|
||
| Phantom tube ---- A tube that is not there |
|
||
| Chop Cup --- The one you need to wear for martial arts. |
|
||
| Change bag - a Beg for some change... |
|
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| How is any of this funny??? Not Magic, Not Humorous. You guys must really hate your wives to waste this much time on these threads that have nothing to do with the spirit of this forum. |
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|
[quote] On 2013-01-13 21:13, AllAboutMagic wrote: How is any of this funny??? Not Magic, Not Humorous. You guys must really hate your wives to waste this much time on these threads that have nothing to do with the spirit of this forum. [/quote] Image Duplication - Laymen may refer to this definition as Post Duplication http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/search_post.php?topic=330272&forum=24&post=7819318 |
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| Hank Ball ---- Something Hank did not plan to leave behind. |
|
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| Double Lift --------- a support Bra |
|
||
| Foo Can -------- Empty can from a Chinese grocery store |
|
||
| Spell Checker --- Snoop's for mentalists |
|
||
| False count .. a guy in a Dracula costume ... |
|
||
| Break Away Wand --- A piece of magical safety equipment |
|
||
| Hank Pull ----- Someone who can get into the Hank Williams Museum free |
|
||
| Zone Zero .. That little space between the Koreas. ... |
|
||
| A stooge is either Moe, Larry, or Curly |
|
||
| Close up and Personal .. a new cologne. ... |
|
||
| Roughing Fluid --- A few drinks before the fight |
|
||
| Forced Number ------ The number of people in the audience not there of their free will |
|
||
| Origami .. a state out west... |
|
||
| Stripper deck ---- Cards with the Queens well exposed |
|
||
| Split deck .. A deck used by contortionists. ... |
|
||
| Double Face deck. ---- A deck of cards obviously made for two faced politicians |
|
||
| Pop Eyed Eye Popper Deck .. a deck with pretty bright colors. ... |
|
||
| Flash Pot ---- Apparently one resulting in embarrassing publicity |
|
||
| Card warp..dealing at light speed... |
|
||
| Hooked coin --- A coin whose acquisition should not be explained |
|
||
| Twisted sisters .. nun contortionists... |
|
||
| Snow powder --- Snow that isn't packed |
|
||
| Square circle is a cave man wheel |
|
||
| Dove to Rabbit --- a short flight between two very small towns in Texas |
|
||
| Needle thru deck..the aftermath of a tornado. ... |
|
||
| Penguin magic. now they are black. now thy are white |
|
||
| Double lift..2 cranes working together ... |
|
||
| Bottom Deal --- What to expect of a used car dealer |
|
||
|
Bottom placement..stuff the kids threw under the couch. ... |
|
||
| Mechanic's Grip --- Stagehand who helps a mechanic |
|
||
| Spring Skunk --- A skunk hiding but not unnoticed in the spring flowers. |
|
||
| Evening show.. a streaker working nights. ... |
|
||
| Monkey Bar ---- Tropical night club |
|
||
| Mexican Turnover..a pastry containing hot sauce... |
|
||
| 20th Century Silk --- Vintage Silk |
|
||
| Square circle..a rasslin' ring. ... |
|
||
| Budda tube ----- Oriental TV |
|
||
|
Fanning powder..the talc you sprinkle on your fanning after a shower. ... |
|
||
| Black well ---- a well in coal country |
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| Black Art .. a painting done at midnight. ... |
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Sleight of hand. A gentle touch. |
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| Silk Cylinder ------------- Silk stocking |
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| A Ghost tube is where Casper lives. |
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| Genii Tube: where Barbara Eden lives. |
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| Greed..a magician working at Mcdonalds & Wendys... |
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| Metamorphosis: a caterpillar changing into a butterfly. |
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| Coin Slide --- Play ground slide at a coin operated park |
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| Back palm..what you get at the spa... |
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| Force ... coercion with the threat of violence. |
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| Short card ---- missing card that never got dealt. |
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Double face card.. a card that turns on you. ... |
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| Double face card --- A typical political statement |
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| The cost of an invisible deck --- Near nothing! |
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| Roughing Fluid --- A degreaser |
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Riffle Shuffle-Some Kind of Dance from the 1930s False Cut-I left the barber looking wierd |
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| Multum in Parvo .. some magician from Italy. ... |
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| Flash bill --- Showing your guests how much it costs to entertain them |
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Card splitting .. a comedian leaving the room... |
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| Out of This World card trick --- One done by the astronauts |
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| Cheek to cheek .. dirty dancing... |
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| Double Lift --- A building in London with two elevators |
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| False shuffle .. an new dance... |
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| Slush Powder --- Powder bought with left over government funds |
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| False Count --- The count your lawyer pleads you guilty to, to avoid the serious count you should be convicted on immediately |
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| Card fan .. someone who collects cards... |
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Are you kidding me? I started this thread 6 years ago. Since then I've been remarried, gained 22kg, and quit professional magic (I don't have stage skill). I can't believe this is still going - wow. Here's to the next 6yrs guys! |
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:) .. chop cup .. what a UFC fighter wears for protection. ... |
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| Hooked Coin ---- Bribe to a politician |
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| Pick pocket..a cheap lawyer... |
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| Restored Rope ---- Returned to the vendor for a refund |
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Restored rope..storing your professors rope away for the 10th time... |
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| Thumb Tie - a tie Sr Wenches would wear. |
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Silk Serenade .. What you sing to put your silks to bed. ... |
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Die tube The Channel Tunnel between the UK and France, if it should flood. |
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| Tenkai palm- some secret kung-fu move |
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| Back palm- like a face palm, but your hand is backwards |
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Pom Pom Sticks A Pom Pom you peel and stick |
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| Chinese sticks .. Something you eat chinese food with. ... |
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| Ball Manipulation |
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..cough.. lota bowl .. just another college football playoff location. ... |
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| "Ditched Deck" ---- A deck with a crease in it. |
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| Deck shell..where the turtle keeps his cards.... |
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Hot rod A. A fast car that's customized B from the 50s, A stolen gun C A new type fishermans pole D A guy named Rod who attracts the ladies E Fuel rods in Fukushima Daiichi |
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| Cups & Balls .. What football players buy at the sports shop. ... |
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| Electronic Dove in Balloon ---- Animation of a dove explorer riding in a balloon |
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Sylvester pitch....a cat playing baseball, thuphering thuckatash!!! Svengali deck...the level of the boat where you get taken advantage of! Stripper deck....the level of the boat where I'll be if you need me. :) |
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Back Palm..what your wife gives you for Buying too much magic... |
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100 foot rope tie How your tree surgeon keeps his rope wound. |
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Silk caddie .. the guy who wheels your silks around, and suggests what color to use... |
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[quote]On Sep 8, 2015, Bigfoot wrote Stripper deck....the level of the boat where I'll be if you need me. :) [/quote] That may be. I'll be on the poop deck. ------------ Great name for a trick "poop deck" Now I wonder who Will ..... Put ... It...... Out. |
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| Fanning deck .. Something that cools you off when you are sweating... |
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| Tenyo: A gangsta response to "what's 5 + 5". |
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Rope Tie A big A rope with a Windsor knot |
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Dynamike A terrorist. |
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| Juggler..that vein in your neck... |
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One ahead. About to win a marathon race. |
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Nail Writer A strong metal nail we use to engrave our property. Center Tear The middle tear on a persons face, crying by being amazed by a mentalist. Remote Viewing One hour of us viewing our act with a remote control after performance. Clairvoyance An french female emperor. Telepathy When a messenger gets on the telephone and signals the cameramen to start recording for the performance. Metal Bending When a machine is bending the stage props in shape. (microphone, poster tripod, curtain rings, etc.) Sightless Vision When a person wakes up from being hypnotized and remembers nothing. Cold Reading Reading a book that is frozen with ice. Psychic A person with a cloned brain. Biokinesis When two or more of the performers kin are in the audience. The Outlaw A person who performs mentalism in the Wild, Wild West. Peak Wallet When a person glances in his/her wallet to check if they have enough money for a mentalist performance. Electric Touch The shocking information people gossip about a mentalist. Thought Transmitter A machine that translates thoughts of two people when wired together. Mindvention Once a year conventions about how the mind was invented. Mental Epic Special TV episodes dealing with the mind. Swami A swarm of pencils being thrown in the air. Book Test The book test given to a magician to find out if he can be a mentalist. PK Ring (Phony Kale Ring) When a person gets a phony telephone ring about being promoted to Kale for mentalism class. Billet Switch When mentalist switch sleeping quarters to perform in different locations. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billet ESP Environmental Software for Professional mentalist. Sixth Sense The common sense of a sixth grader. 8th Sense The common sense of an eighth grader. Body Language When a mentalist sends a signal to stage crew to take intermission. 13 Steps The thirteenth step of a pyramid. PSI (Pet Sitter International) A company you can call to babysit your pets while you leave to watch a mentalist perform. http://www.petsit.com/ Pro Thumper Football games played by professional mentalist. Telekinesis - Your telekinephews sisters |
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| Cups and balls... reproduction integrity device. |
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| # 2 pencil. A pencil that goes #2 |
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| Egg bag..an old hen... |
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| Flash Paper, a publication the Flash puts out. |
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| Shirt pull .. how to undress your kid at bedtime... |
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| You have a envelope marked "Knots-Off" |
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| Why is that guy posting at 5:am, doesn't he have a normal job? |
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You should know by now we aren't normal... |
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| P.A.T.E.O.= PATIO?? |
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| Matrix .. that movie with all the bad acting... |
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| Matrix, Trix you only do in May |
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| Square circle .. what rasslers fight in... |
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Bullet Catch The ejector on a rifle. |
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| Bill tube..where a dollar goes when you swallow it... |
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Foo Can A can you throw all your grease |
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Seconds.. ..another helping at the Chinese buffet... |
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| Kennedy half .. Jackie O ... |
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| At finish of spot card "if you see too many - don't drive home" |
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| Lota Bowl - Its like the Rose Bowl but there a lota more of them |
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| Explosion.. drinking too much prune juice... |
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| Expanded Shell... Hollowpoint Ammunition... |
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| Expanded Shell .. an overweight clam... |
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| Hot Spot, standing under a spot light. |
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| A magician is the lowest cost job to have. |
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[quote]On Jan 31, 2017, Dynamike wrote: A magician is the lowest cost job to have. [/quote |
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| Mirror box. The area in a clothing store where you see how you look. |
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| Spring flowers lay dormant all winter. |
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Vanishing deck .. Part of a ship in the Bermuda Triangle... |
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Nudist Deck Any cruise in the Netherlands |
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Split deck .. What a gymnast magician uses... |
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Split deck .. What a gymnast magician uses... |
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Must be twins. What does a lay person think about being called a Lay Person? |
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Chink a chink.. The sound of pennies dropped into a magicians tip bucket... |
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Multiplying bottles Thats when you dont toss your empties |
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Double lift .. The equipment needed to levitate Mama June... |
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Passing water Enough said |
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Holey Moley .. The contents of Father Photius' wallet... |