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Topic: When is.....???
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 24, 2009 01:00PM)
Post a trick, effect, stunt, etc. about something a magician have not performed yet.


When is a magician going to levitate himself around the world?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 24, 2009 03:33PM)
When will a magician produce someone without boxes in the middle of the street?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 24, 2009 05:31PM)
When is the Indian magician going to come down from climbing that rope in a desert?
Message: Posted by: MikeHMagic (Jul 24, 2009 05:32PM)
When is a mentalist going to do an entertaning mentalist show?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 24, 2009 05:43PM)
When is a magician going to pull a lion out of his hat?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jul 24, 2009 08:53PM)
When is a mentalist going to win 45 successive lotteries?

[quote]
On 2009-07-24 18:43, Dynamike wrote:
When is a magician going to pull a lion out of his hat?
[/quote]

I thought Bullwinkle did that one.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 24, 2009 08:59PM)
When is a mentalist going to fool Amazing Randi?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 25, 2009 12:54AM)
When will a magician escape from a legit milk can?

AMAZING thread by the way, Dynamike.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 25, 2009 02:19AM)
When is a magician going to perform on the moon?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 25, 2009 07:45AM)
When is a magician going to make the earth disspear?

(Were all slowly working towards that)
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 25, 2009 11:31AM)
When is a magician going to make the White House turn black?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 25, 2009 02:04PM)
When is a dove going to produce a magician?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 25, 2009 02:08PM)
When is Photius going to post here regularly?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 25, 2009 02:51PM)
When is Dynamike going to perform the 101 linking hoola hoops routine?

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 4:07pm
When is Fr. Photius going to make "Eternal Order"?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 25, 2009 07:07PM)
When is the masked magician gonna vanish?...
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 25, 2009 09:37PM)
When will the masked magician be beaten and battered by fellow magicians? (the rebel ones, of course.)
Message: Posted by: Sam Sandler (Jul 25, 2009 11:47PM)
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 3:04pm
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When is a dove going to produce a magician?...


It's been done for those that have been lucky enough to witness Bob Little perform as a giant dove it was a site to see.

When will a magician win America's Got Talent?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 26, 2009 02:24AM)
When is a robot going to start performing magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 26, 2009 05:31AM)
When is Masters of Illusions gonna have a good show?...
Message: Posted by: David Bilan (Jul 26, 2009 05:39AM)
When is magic going to be treated like legitimate theater?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 26, 2009 06:00AM)
When is the first blu ray magic dvd coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 26, 2009 07:23AM)
When is USA going to have a president that can perform magic professionally?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 26, 2009 12:28PM)
When will Canada have a TV magician?

I know, Doug Henning. But, currently...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 26, 2009 12:49PM)
When will hip hop magic become popular?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 26, 2009 01:25PM)
When will magic rise and become the most respected and highest paying profession?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 26, 2009 03:43PM)
When is Photius going to levitate up to the Empire State Building?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 26, 2009 08:47PM)
When is Dynamike going to link finger rings?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 26, 2009 08:54PM)
(He already has. I seen him do it. He is good too.)

When is Kyle going to take off the RJOM?
Message: Posted by: God-glorified (Jul 26, 2009 09:18PM)
[quote]
Dynamike wrote:
When is a magician going to make the White House turn black?
and then he wrote

When is USA going to have a president that can perform magic professionally?
[/quote]

seems to me obama IS the magician! (and it was performed professionally)
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jul 26, 2009 09:21PM)
[quote]
On 2009-07-26 16:43, Dynamike wrote:
When is Photius going to levitate up to the Empire State Building?
[/quote]

(Did that one decades ago...you know "leaps tall buildings with a single bound...Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane....)

When am I going to finally master the getting Nani to run off to Tahiti with me trick?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 26, 2009 09:22PM)
When is Photius going to have 10,000 post?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jul 26, 2009 09:28PM)
(Right after he has 9,999 posts)

When is Dynamike going to FINALLY stop asking that?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 26, 2009 09:33PM)
(Just making sure you were keeping up with this thread.)

When is a magician going to make a building levitate?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 27, 2009 09:42AM)
Criss Angel is making a crowd levitate now.. No camera trickey. ;)

When will a magician figue out a way to completely vanish a spong ball without using a TT or a pitch and ditch?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 27, 2009 12:07PM)
When is someone going to buy Dynamike's Linking Rings for $1,000,000?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 27, 2009 01:33PM)
When is Dynamike going to teach everyone his 101 rings routine?

[quote]
On 2009-07-26 22:21, Father Photius wrote:
[quote]
On 2009-07-26 16:43, Dynamike wrote:
When is Photius going to levitate up to the Empire State Building?
[/quote]

(Did that one decades ago...you know "leaps tall buildings with a single bound...Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane....)

[/quote]

Fr. Photius, so it was you. I thought I saw a plane flying over my house :bg:
.
Message: Posted by: Whit Haydn (Jul 27, 2009 01:38PM)
[quote]
On 2009-07-25 15:04, joseph wrote:
When is a dove going to produce a magician?...
[/quote]

Done at FISM years ago.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 27, 2009 01:46PM)
When is Dynamike giving Fr. Photius the permission to perform his 101 rings routine?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 27, 2009 02:19PM)
When will Dynamike add another ring to his routine?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 27, 2009 02:23PM)
When is the next new version of the thumb tip being sold?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 27, 2009 02:29PM)
When is James and Kyle going to meet each other at a lecture?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Jul 27, 2009 03:09PM)
When is Tony Clark going to take his show on the road and come to NY
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 27, 2009 03:28PM)
When is this thread also gonna reach 100 pages?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 27, 2009 07:01PM)
When is David Copperfield going to stay performing in Las Vegas?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Jul 27, 2009 09:18PM)
When is dynamike going to start performing in vegas
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 27, 2009 09:27PM)
When am I going to get a TV deal?

(You know it's going to happen! Right, guys...) ;)
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 28, 2009 05:35AM)
When is Dynamike going to be "master of the bling?"
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 28, 2009 10:00AM)
When will Photius own Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 28, 2009 10:25AM)
(soon as Photius quits owning Maloney)

When is a magician going to slip on a banana peel, fall into the crowd, someone throws a purse into the band, the band dominos into each other, throw a saxophone towards the stage, hit the microphone stand, ricochet towards the lion cage and unlock the lion?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 28, 2009 12:33PM)
When will a magician produce a dinosaur?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 28, 2009 01:00PM)
When is the next VIP Gest of Honor for the Café going to be announced?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 28, 2009 05:54PM)
I already got the memo. KIDDING!

When is enough DVD's enough?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 28, 2009 07:39PM)
When is it I am going to retire?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Jul 28, 2009 08:23PM)
When is Fr. Photius going to catch dynamike in posts
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 28, 2009 08:27PM)
(catch me if you can) :)

When is Photius going to be a clown?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 28, 2009 08:54PM)
Isn't he?

When is Dynamike going to strip tease.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 28, 2009 10:35PM)
(you must have never spoke to his assistants)

When is the next funny thread going to start?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 29, 2009 10:24AM)
When will a technically skilled magician get a TV deal?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 29, 2009 01:51PM)
When is Fr. Photius unretiring from magic?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 29, 2009 03:16PM)
When will another magician take Criss' spot?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 29, 2009 03:41PM)
When is Maloney going to be a professional magician?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 29, 2009 04:58PM)
Hopefully soon, if not now. ;)

When is Dynamike going to compete at FISM?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 29, 2009 05:09PM)
(when other magicians quit backing out because they are scared to compete with him)

When is Kyle going to give his RJOM out to the crowd as a donation?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Jul 29, 2009 07:57PM)
When will a technically skilled magician post on this thread?

[quote]
On 2009-07-28 23:35, Dynamike wrote:
(you must have never spoke to his assistants)

When is the next funny thread going to start?
[/quote]

http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=323761&forum=24&2
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 29, 2009 08:35PM)
When is David Copperfield going to be in a wheelchair?

[quote] On 2009-07-29 20:59, MagicB1S wrote: [quote] On 2009-07-28 23:35, Dynamike wrote: (you must have never spoke to his assistants) When is the next funny thread going to start? [/quote] http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=323761&forum=24&2 [/quote] Well it's about time.
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 29, 2009 11:49PM)
[quote]
On 2009-07-29 21:35, Dynamike wrote:
When is David Copperfield going to be in a wheelchair?
[/quote]

Soon if he doesn;t stop his rigorous travel schedule.

When will Mac King and Amazing Jonathan do one AWESOME show?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 30, 2009 12:26AM)
When is Maloney going to have 1000 post?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 30, 2009 06:27AM)
When is the next groundbreaking effect coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 30, 2009 06:35AM)
When is the number 2 Houdini stepping forward?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 30, 2009 01:29PM)
When will Dynamike have 20,000 posts?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 30, 2009 01:38PM)
When will Maloney stop posting?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 30, 2009 02:42PM)
When is Dynamike going to put back his avatar?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 30, 2009 03:17PM)
(you guys must live my avatar.)

When is a magician going to fly to a different galaxy?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 30, 2009 10:38PM)
When will Dynamike stop posting?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 31, 2009 12:11AM)
When is a magician going to mess up a trick and make half of the US disappear?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 31, 2009 06:33AM)
When is my vent puppet going to start talking on his own?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 31, 2009 06:58AM)
When is Photius going to juggle on his head?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 31, 2009 07:23AM)
When is the masked magician going over Niagara Falls?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 31, 2009 07:29AM)
When is Copperfied going to perform for my birthday party?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 31, 2009 09:07AM)
When is Lance Burton going to perform for me only?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 31, 2009 09:30AM)
When is Maloney's post count is going to go from 30 to 1 per day?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 31, 2009 10:59AM)
When is Houdini gonna show up at a seance?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 31, 2009 11:50AM)
When is Photius going to be adding cartwheels to his act?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 31, 2009 01:47PM)
When is Fr. Photius coming over to Malaysia to celebrate his 10,000th post?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Jul 31, 2009 08:39PM)
When will David Copperfield make the MGM Hollywood Theater Disappear
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 31, 2009 10:23PM)
When will Dynamike start touring the world?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 1, 2009 06:04AM)
When is the last trick finally gonna be invented?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 1, 2009 07:27AM)
When will magic become the number 1 entertainment?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Aug 1, 2009 09:49AM)
When will magic be gone forever?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 1, 2009 02:32PM)
When is Dynamike making his posters available for sale?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 1, 2009 06:46PM)
When is The Magician coming back on tv?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 1, 2009 09:14PM)
When will this thread have page 5?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Aug 1, 2009 10:02PM)
When will this thread be deleted?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 2, 2009 06:25AM)
When is my lota bowl gonna run out of water?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 2, 2009 07:53AM)
When is Maloney going to be in school slowing down his post count?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Aug 2, 2009 09:20AM)
In about a month. But, I am leaving for two weeks on a trip in 12 days, so I won't post then either. :(
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 2, 2009 12:08PM)
When is the next levitation coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 2, 2009 02:40PM)
When is the masked moron going to stop performing magic?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 2, 2009 08:04PM)
When are clients going to stop calling me on friday asking for a show on saturday?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 2, 2009 09:01PM)
When is Dynamike going to purchase Copperfield's illusions?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 3, 2009 03:01PM)
When is Dynamike going to be the masked magician?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 3, 2009 05:50PM)
When are magic tricks going to run out?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 3, 2009 08:05PM)
When is someone going to make an animal balloon that I can blow up?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 3, 2009 08:12PM)
When is Dynamike going to become a ghetto magician?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Aug 3, 2009 11:29PM)
When is a magician going to make income tax disappear?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 4, 2009 03:50PM)
When is Fr. Photius going to perform the 'sawing Nani into half' illusion?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 5, 2009 03:04AM)
When is a magician going to shoot out of a canon wearing a straitjacket, and get out the straitjacket while traveling in the air?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 5, 2009 02:35PM)
When is there gonna be an easy sleight?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 5, 2009 04:48PM)
When is someone going to make a wand 100´ long?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Aug 5, 2009 07:03PM)
It's been done... The screw was a different story.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 5, 2009 11:03PM)
When is a magician going to make earth float in space?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 6, 2009 02:03PM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-06 00:03, Dynamike wrote:
When is a magician going to make earth float in space?
[/quote]

(I did that ages ago ... when I am still in my mother's womb :bg: )

When is the next big thing coming into the magic world to stun all magicians?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 6, 2009 04:50PM)
You talkin bout Dynamike?..

When is the head chopper going to malfunction on the masked magi?...
Message: Posted by: Sixten (Aug 6, 2009 06:37PM)
When is the head, head chopper, going to, finally, function and chop the
masked magician, including his 'head'?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 7, 2009 05:43AM)
(soon as we find out who he is)

When is a magician going to perform for in Photius' house?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 7, 2009 02:14PM)
When is Fr. Photius going to perform for my birthday party?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 7, 2009 11:47PM)
When am I am going to improve my grammar?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 8, 2009 06:05AM)
When is a good time to sell my unused magic?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 8, 2009 06:18AM)
When is Dynamike going to retire from the Café?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 8, 2009 06:40AM)
When is my son gonna learn magic?..He's 34 now.. :) ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 8, 2009 06:45AM)
When is the art of magic is going to die and rest in peace?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 8, 2009 01:05PM)
When is Dynamike going to retire his 101 Linking Rings routine?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 8, 2009 02:28PM)
When is Photius going to come to Dynamike's house and say, "Dynamike I would like to learn your ring routine. Please do not tell anyone from the Café I was here."
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 8, 2009 02:34PM)
When is Fr. Photius going to perform the linking rings routine for my son's birthday party?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 8, 2009 02:39PM)
When is James going to perform the Cups and Balls while he is upside down?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 8, 2009 03:31PM)
(That's a great idea ... will work on it ... especially how to do the final load upside down :bg: )

When is Fr. Photius going to dress up in a red spendex gown?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 8, 2009 03:38PM)
When is Dynamike going to perform the linking rings under water?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 9, 2009 06:16AM)
When is a magician going into space?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 9, 2009 08:58AM)
When are magicians going to stop revealing secrets?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 9, 2009 01:46PM)
When is Dynamike going to put back his avatar? (especially the one he is next to Fr. Photius who is dressed up in a red spendex gown)
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 9, 2009 03:32PM)
When is Kyle going to come back and visit us?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 9, 2009 06:30PM)
When is F.I.S.M coming to Colon?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 10, 2009 08:58AM)
When is "VIP" going to be listed under Dynamike, where it belongs?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 10, 2009 03:48PM)
When is this thread posts going to catch up with the other gag thread?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 10, 2009 03:53PM)
(soon as Photius starts posting in it regularly)

When is Dynamike going to be noticed all over the world for his magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 10, 2009 04:02PM)
When is Fr. Photius coming back to post regularly?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 10, 2009 08:30PM)
When is someone else going to walk through a wall?...
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 10, 2009 09:52PM)
When is Penn and Teller going to team up with Copperfield to do a show?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 11, 2009 03:28AM)
When is Copperfield going to donate shows in poverty areas?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 11, 2009 01:15PM)
When is the masked magician teaming up with the mind freak?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 11, 2009 01:37PM)
When is James going to reach 10,000 post?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 11, 2009 01:45PM)
(Another 5,500 more to go :heehee: )

When is the Café going to throw a party for everyone?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 11, 2009 02:01PM)
When is Dynamike going to perform a show at the future Café convention?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 11, 2009 02:03PM)
When is Dynamike going to shock everyone with his latest act?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 11, 2009 02:06PM)
When is it that members are going to stop asking Dynamike for advice 100 times a day thru PM?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 11, 2009 02:33PM)
When is Dynamike going to reach 20,000 posts?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 11, 2009 02:49PM)
(before year 2022)

When Dynamike going to accept the offer to become a mod?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 11, 2009 08:58PM)
When is black art coming back?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 11, 2009 09:01PM)
When is the time going to come where we will be able to control our shows with our computers?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 12, 2009 05:27AM)
When is a robot gonna do a magic show?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 12, 2009 06:51AM)
When is a magic hat gonna be history?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 12, 2009 10:46AM)
When is Dynamike going to perform the old black art magic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 12, 2009 11:32PM)
(he does it everday)

When is James going to fly over to watch Dynamike, purchasing front roll seats?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 13, 2009 09:43AM)
(Only after Fr. Photius watched my performances in Malaysia)

When is Dynamike making it big time in the world of mentalism?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 13, 2009 11:57AM)
When is Dynamike going to turn white?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 13, 2009 08:05PM)
When is a dvd coming out showing how to control bratty kids at your show?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 13, 2009 08:10PM)
When is Dynamike going to show a photo on his avatar?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 13, 2009 08:20PM)
When is my english penny gonna stop tarnishing?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 14, 2009 03:33AM)
When is Photius going to delete a post in this thread?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 14, 2009 06:46AM)
When is Dynamike going to stop being jealous of Fr. Photius and just come to terms that he will never be as good?
.... ya kno' wha' I'm say'n?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 14, 2009 11:06AM)
When is Fr. Photius going to present his latest routine for us?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 14, 2009 02:05PM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-14 07:46, MagicB1S wrote:
When is Dynamike going to stop being jealous of Fr. Photius and just come to terms that he will never be as good?
.... ya kno' wha' I'm say'n?
[/quote]

lol

No. :)


When is everyone on the Café going to have 10,000 post or more?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 14, 2009 02:08PM)
When and who is the first person going to touch 50,000 posts?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 14, 2009 02:46PM)
When is the Café gonna hire me as a dishwasher?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 14, 2009 02:48PM)
When is the biggest magic event going to happen?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 14, 2009 03:22PM)
When is the Café will go out of business because not enough donations and advertisement?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 15, 2009 06:59AM)
When is my fathers day present going to be every Schoolcraft coin ever made?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 15, 2009 10:21AM)
When is the Café going to have a web cam?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 15, 2009 03:05PM)
When is magic going to evolve into something different?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 15, 2009 07:10PM)
When are members are going to keep up with Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 16, 2009 07:52AM)
When are magicians going to stop coming out with more ACR tricks?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 16, 2009 08:56AM)
When is it going to read "Only Jonathan Townsend and Dynamike has more than XXXXX post" under Bill Palmer's avatar?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 17, 2009 06:30PM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-14 15:48, JamesTong wrote:
When is the biggest magic event going to happen?
[/quote]

James must have missed my last show.......

when is Dynamike going to come perform for my Birthday party
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 17, 2009 07:51PM)
When is my pen going to make it all the way through my dollar?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 17, 2009 10:34PM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-17 19:30, MagicB1S wrote:
when is Dynamike going to come perform for my Birthday party
[/quote]
That might be the funniest one of the week.

When is Dynamike going to explode?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 19, 2009 07:21AM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-13 21:10, Dynamike wrote:
When is Dynamike going to show a photo on his avatar?
[/quote]

aug.19th about 7am

when is dynamike going to put up a clear picture?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 19, 2009 07:27AM)
(yea, good question)

When is computer technology going to be as easy as magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 19, 2009 01:03PM)
When is Dynamike going to be called "The Amazing Conjuror"?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 19, 2009 01:10PM)
(that is what my girlfriends call me everyday)

When is a magician going to make the earth spin backwards?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 19, 2009 01:53PM)
I dunno, but I don't want to be around when it stops! Inertia, ya know?

Bill
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 19, 2009 02:44PM)
When is the Café going to have a cyber crash again?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 19, 2009 06:50PM)
When will magicians stop wearing capes? Was Batman a magician? When will magicians be funded as an art form similar to NPR, The National Endowment for the Arts, The Gilmore Keyboard Foundation, etc.? When will I learn how to get all these blasted fruit flies and nats out of my office? When will FISM be again held in the U.S.?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 19, 2009 07:27PM)
When is there going to be a government welfare for all the low income magicians?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 19, 2009 09:52PM)
When will Criss Angel stop doing impossible stuff that doesn't use stooges or ridiculously impossible mechanics? Such as having a spectator pick a dollar, initial it, put the in a vending machine, spectator then picks any product, and in that vending bottle is the chosen bill. Give me a break. Reminds me of the "quick change" mini act he did at Luxor with the "volunteer" store clerk. Yah, right, I don't believe, and I hope I am not whining... So when will we return to not-anything-goes tv magic with cutaway shots, stooges, camera angles, not real in time shots, fake spectator selections, and stuff a "magician" could never perform in any reasonable setting such as at a magic convention or school? Almost like Harry Potter saying we should "believe" that repeatedly stating it is "completely fair" while the adoring spectators watching keep chirping through verbal bleeps in how "crazy" it all is. Yikes, my mind is definately freaked out tonight... It may be fair to Criss but not much to the rest of us. I can't watch this anymore ... I don't want to see next our military being "mind freaked" in the land mine demonstration... When will I feel better and getting rid of the sick feeling out of my stomach as I watch Criss breathing very hard to detect mines while amazing our military? I feel better now, I turned the channel... Criss says he wants us to "decide what it is"- and I decided when it was time to watch something else... and it really is funny Criss can pull it off...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 19, 2009 10:15PM)
When is Photius going to start liking Dynamike threads?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 20, 2009 02:29AM)
When will I realize it 3:30AM in the morning and time to go to sleep and stop magic forum posting? Yikes!
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 03:02AM)
When is an inventor going to go "green" making magic tricks?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 11:46AM)
When is micro magic going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 12:04PM)
When is that person I met at Abbots Get Together going to tell me who he is?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 12:06PM)
When is this Abbots Get Together thingy going to create a big laugh for everyone?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 12:11PM)
(hahahahaha. It just did)
When is the masked magician going to try and catch a bullet between his teeth, but mess up?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 12:13PM)
When is the masked magician going to start posting here with us?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 12:21PM)
When is it we are going to let Frank in "Eternal Order."
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 12:25PM)
When is Dynamike going to open a magic shop so the Café members can go support him?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 12:29PM)
(I had a Ball and Vase for sell when the Café started. No one bought it yet.)

When is Dynamike going to retire from the Café?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 12:33PM)
When is Dynamike going to sell his Ball and Vase trick at the Café again?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 12:34PM)
When is James going to stop wearing me out with so many post?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 12:40PM)
When is Dynamike going to outdo Jonathan Townsend in posting?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 12:45PM)
(another 100 years)

When is Dynamike going to put together his own magic Café?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 12:47PM)
When is Dynamike going to announce the opening of his own magic forum?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 01:10PM)
When is it my fingers are going to quit being sore from typing so I can start practicing?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 01:12PM)
When is James going to stop helping Dynamike reach 20,000 posts?

Posted: Aug 20, 2009 2:13pm t to forum moderator View Posters IP (Moderators/Admins Only)
When are the old tricks going to be revived again so they can look like the latest trick in town?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 01:25PM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-20 14:12, JamesTong wrote:
When is James going to stop helping Dynamike reach 20,000 posts?
[/quote]
(I will be the first to thank you. To be honest, 1,000,000 post)

When is the Café going to have a cyber crash again?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 01:33PM)
When is dynamike going to break the world record in posting at the Café?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 01:35PM)
When is there going to be an magic Café Olympics?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 01:39PM)
When will the magicians from every country in the world meet up in one place just to talk magic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 01:41PM)
When is it they will close down the "Now that's Funny" forum because of us?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 01:48PM)
When is the Café going to crash again - just because of two mentally challenged posters?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 01:53PM)
When is I am going to put together my inventions?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 02:07PM)
When is the next new item or object going to be introduced as a magic prop or item for magic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 02:12PM)
When is James going to have 5000 post?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 20, 2009 02:19PM)
(By the time I have finished reviewing all of Fr. Photius' beard act.)

When will Fr. Photius' beard grow till it touches the floor?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2009 02:26PM)
When is Photius going to add the purple to his beard?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 20, 2009 08:02PM)
When is Dynamike gonna learn all of Al Angelo's tricks?...
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 20, 2009 08:44PM)
When am I going to have as much time as dynamike to spend at the Café?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 20, 2009 09:01PM)
When will L&L's sale of 7 assorted "World's Greatest Magic" DVDs for only $59 postpaid ever be topped?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 21, 2009 04:50AM)
When is Hocus Pocus going to begin giving 50% off sales?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 21, 2009 06:07AM)
When is James Tong going to stop making those funny looking balls?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 21, 2009 07:03AM)
When is James Tong going to send me one of those funny looking Balls?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 21, 2009 12:30PM)
(Its too funny looking that the post office over here reject them in the parcel :bg: )

When is James Tong going to release more funny looking balls but with new designs?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 21, 2009 04:46PM)
When is James going to send me those funny looking balls to inspect before he sells them?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 22, 2009 06:30AM)
When is Dynamike going to send them funny looking balls to me for a second opinion
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 22, 2009 06:55AM)
When is it those funny looking are going to wear out?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 22, 2009 07:00AM)
When is James Tong going to release the complete set of the Dynamike edition of funny looking balls..Each of the 450 balls in the set has a different Dynamike avatar on it...I'm getting set #1 of 3...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 22, 2009 07:11AM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-22 07:55, Dynamike wrote:
When is it those funny looking are going to wear out?
[/quote]
Correction: When is it those funny looking "balls" are going to wear out?


When is it that the funny looking balls are not suppose to be funny anymore?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 22, 2009 07:46AM)
When is my close up mat going to restore itself back to new condition?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 22, 2009 08:50AM)
When is it I will become professional again?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 22, 2009 09:26AM)
When is the 1000th version of card warp coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 22, 2009 10:04AM)
When is the KKK going to hire me for Black History month?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 22, 2009 12:25PM)
When is the masked magician going to contract Dynamike as his magic consultant?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 22, 2009 01:26PM)
When is the masked moron going to make enough to pay his bills so he can reveal himself?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 22, 2009 01:38PM)
When is Dynamike going to team up with the masked moron to perform a TV special?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 22, 2009 01:43PM)
(when the audience is waiting for the guillotine trick to malfunction.)

When is Dynamike going to get his butt off this computer so he can go to work?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 22, 2009 01:46PM)
When is Dynamike going to perform his next show?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 22, 2009 01:48PM)
(soon as James lets him)

When is James going to give money to Dynamike for a "making him late fee?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 22, 2009 01:55PM)
When is Dynamike going to perform his amazing stunt on TV?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 05:15AM)
When is the tv stations going to give Dynamike big bucks so he could perform his amazing stunt on tv?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 23, 2009 05:45AM)
When is the masked moron gonna vanish?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 05:49AM)
When is the audience going to start becoming robots?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 23, 2009 06:04AM)
When is the audience going to laugh more at my jokes?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 06:07AM)
When is the audience going to give me a serious applause.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 23, 2009 06:12AM)
When is the ambitious card routine going to rise to the top of popularity?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 06:14AM)
When is my audience going to give me a standing ovation?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 23, 2009 09:04AM)
When is Dynamike going to win at F.I.S.M.?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 23, 2009 10:30AM)
When is Dynamike going for his world lectures trip teaching people how to post at the Café?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 03:48PM)
(LOL You will be my assistant)

When is magic going to be easy?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 23, 2009 04:29PM)
When is magic going to so easy and simple that it can be easily performed by any idiot or moron?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 06:07PM)
When is Dynamike going to be the only magician on earth?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 23, 2009 08:22PM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-22 14:43, Dynamike wrote:
(when the audience is waiting for the guillotine trick to malfunction.)

When is Dynamike going to get his butt off this computer so he can go to work?
[/quote]

Is my wife at your house?????

when is my wife going to stop bothering dynamike?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 09:14PM)
(LOL)

When is magic going to come to a end?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 24, 2009 12:20PM)
When is Dynamike going to stop being addicted to magic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 24, 2009 04:28PM)
When is a magician going to take Dynamike's place?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 24, 2009 06:37PM)
When will pigs fly? When will the moon turn blue? When will Hades freeze over? When will Michael Close play Smoke on the Water on the organ...That's when...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 24, 2009 08:13PM)
When will someone explain the difference between a trick and an effect?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 24, 2009 10:47PM)
When will people start believing in magic?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 25, 2009 02:38PM)
When will I stop obsessing with Higgins?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2009 03:07PM)
When is it I will leave the Café to get ready for my evening show?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 25, 2009 03:10PM)
Only after you watch the Higgins piece on youtube... you know you're hooked... Boogity Boogity Boogity (D. Waltrip)... Higgins Higgins Higgins (T. Selleck)
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2009 04:17PM)
When is James going to make a post today.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 25, 2009 05:25PM)
When is the next generation of card sharks going to appear?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2009 05:40PM)
When is it that all playing cards going to be electrical?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 26, 2009 05:35PM)
When is the masked moron going over the falls?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2009 03:49AM)
When is the masked moron going to accidentally run into me on my side of town?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 27, 2009 06:59AM)
When is Dynamike going to admit that he is the Masked Moron?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 27, 2009 08:33AM)
When is Dynamike going to talk some sense to the masked moron?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2009 12:51PM)
When is it I will see a million dollars in my pocket?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 27, 2009 05:45PM)
When is my wilting flower going to unwilt?...
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 27, 2009 08:45PM)
When is joseph going to water his wilting flower?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2009 08:47PM)
When is Joseph going to give his wilting flower to his lover?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 28, 2009 12:04PM)
When is Joseph going to make his wilting flower squirt water at his lover?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 02:23PM)
When is Joseph's lover going to smack him from having the wilting squirt flower get her wet?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 28, 2009 02:55PM)
When is the water squirting wilting flower going to be marketed?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 03:11PM)
When is everyone going to thank Dynamike for helping them receive a few hundred post?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 28, 2009 03:14PM)
When is magic performances going to be introduced to the artic circle?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 03:16PM)
When is the Café going to meet over James' house for a weekend party?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 28, 2009 08:05PM)
When is coin magic going to overtake card magic?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 29, 2009 05:37AM)
When is Dynamike's magic going to overtake all magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 29, 2009 06:49AM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-28 16:14, JamesTong wrote:
When is magic performances going to be introduced to the artic circle?
[/quote]

Maybe they can call it Penguin magic.. :) ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 29, 2009 09:38AM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-28 16:16, Dynamike wrote:
When is the Café going to meet over James' house for a weekend party?
[/quote]

... counting the number of balls he made so far :bg:
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 29, 2009 07:33PM)
When is the slippery folding flipper shell coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 30, 2009 12:03PM)
When is the jumbo flipper coins going to be sold?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 30, 2009 01:13PM)
When is a whole hand thumb tip going to be sold?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 30, 2009 04:35PM)
When is the floating lady coming down?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 02:31AM)
When is it members are coming back to this thread?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 31, 2009 06:15AM)
When is Dynamile going to say something funny?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 31, 2009 07:18AM)
When is the magician going to perform the floating lady at the nudist camp where everyone including the magician and assistant have to be naked?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 01:12PM)
[quote]
On 2009-08-31 07:15, MagicB1S wrote:
When is Dynamile going to say something funny?
[/quote]
"Something funny." I just said it.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 31, 2009 02:42PM)
When is Dynamike going to learn that his name isn't "Dynamile?"
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 07:31PM)
LOL. Okay, you got me that time.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 31, 2009 08:00PM)
When is Mark Wilson gonna perform at the Labor Day telethon again?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 31, 2009 08:22PM)
When is the audience going to call a magician a conjuror?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 09:31PM)
When is the audience going to stop calling a magician a "magic man."
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 03:10AM)
When is the audience going to stop calling you "your country's" David Copperfield, or Criss Aangel or David Blaine?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 09:16AM)
When is Photius going to jump off a cliff?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 10:27AM)
When is the next sensational and sexy female magicienne going to take the magic world by surprise?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 10:38AM)
(Now you're talking)

When is David Blaine going to stay under water in the ocean for 2 months?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 12:15PM)
When is he right time to perform cups and balls with 7 cups?
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Sep 1, 2009 03:03PM)
Right after dynamike does his world famous ring routine

when is David Blaine going to do his next stunt?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 08:08PM)
When is the government going to start taxing us for our shows?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 1, 2009 08:18PM)
When is the government going to stop tricking us?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 08:21PM)
When will the FBI use a magician as a spy?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 1, 2009 08:33PM)
When is someone going to use Moe as a stooge?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 08:42PM)
When is there going to be the "Dynamike Café?"
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 11:11PM)
When is the magic world going to watch the world's largest fountain silks performed?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 11:36PM)
When is the Magic Café going to be in the book of records?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 11:42PM)
When is the "Magic Book of Records" going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 07:46AM)
When is the other magic forum websites are going to join the Café?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 07:51AM)
When are magic magazines going to have less advertisements?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 07:52AM)
When is David Copperfield going to enter the Café?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:06AM)
When is James Tong going to fly over to the USA to meet up with Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:08AM)
When is a magician going to put out the fire in California?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:10AM)
When is the magician going to use GIANT cards to perform the ACR?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:11AM)
When is a magician going to make Roxanne levitate?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:16AM)
When is micro magic with micro sized props going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:22AM)
When is all magic going to be battery powered?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:23AM)
When can magicians perform those special effects like those X men?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:24AM)
When is the world going to have only one magician?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:25AM)
... and one female magician :bg:
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:27AM)
When is Dynamike going to have the most assistants?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:29AM)
When is the magician going to transform a car into a robot just like the Tansformers do?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:31AM)
When is magic going to be re-born?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:33AM)
When is the magician going to sell off all his props?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:43AM)
When is James going to get tired of posting on the Café?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 09:53AM)
When is the movie industry going to use more magicians for their casts?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 02:16PM)
When is Dynamike going to be the manipulator in the world?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 2, 2009 07:42PM)
When is my cat gonna invent the purrrfect trick?...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 2, 2009 08:24PM)
She already has. It's called "the multiplying hairballs."

When is Joseph going to shoot me for that?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:26PM)
When is the next best color changing trick going to be introduced?

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 6:00am
When is the battle of the magic titans going to start?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 3, 2009 07:25AM)
When is Dynamike going to stop falling asleep at his computer?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 3, 2009 10:16AM)
When is Dynamike going to stop burning the candle at both ends?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 3, 2009 10:27AM)
(He's going to stop soon. The candle is almost burnt up :bg) )

When is Bill Ligon going to be a comedian for the cruise ships?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 3, 2009 01:20PM)
When is Photius going to say to Dynamike, "Now we have the same amount of post."
Message: Posted by: 55john55 (Sep 3, 2009 04:59PM)
When is a magician going to make a heckler disappear ? (using an undercover assistant perhaps?)
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 3, 2009 08:15PM)
When will Colon, Michigan have four magic companies? (it already has three)...
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Sep 3, 2009 08:24PM)
When is the magic Bus going to open the fourth magic company in Colon?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 3, 2009 10:48PM)
When can Magic Bus get anyone to buy his world famous shrinking hemoroids effect? Or his amazing moving mole effect? Or his multiplying bunions to bald plate routine? When will Jerry Conklin be available to make all the merchandise? When the Colon Shell gas station decides to stop carrying the Magic Bus "the secret the credit card companies don't want you to know" manuscript. When Abbott's tell Magic Bus he can no longer contribute to The Newest TOPS and should create his own web site instead... When Rick Fisher decides Magic Bus needs to make his own hat tears... When Sterlini Magic auctions off its massive window monsters... When he can afford to purchase the tabman book in wholesale bulk for retail resale...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 4, 2009 07:20AM)
When is Fr. Photius going to surprise us with some surprises when he comes back from the TAOM convention?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 4, 2009 06:37PM)
When is this thread going to catch up with the "Give Me Five" Thread?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 4, 2009 08:07PM)
When is the assistant going to make the magician float?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 5, 2009 03:20AM)
When is the magician going to retire after only performing for 15 shows?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 5, 2009 06:42AM)
When is the multiple selection routine going to be performed by having 52 people pick a card?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 5, 2009 07:00AM)
When is the ACR card competition going to take place?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 5, 2009 07:52AM)
When is the nickel and dime competition gonna happen?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 5, 2009 10:44AM)
When is the biggest deck of cards going to be printed?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 5, 2009 04:22PM)
When is the smallest deck going to be printed?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 5, 2009 09:25PM)
When is the smallest thumbtip going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 5, 2009 10:39PM)
When is Dynamike going to perform the ball and vase on stage at Madison Square Garden?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 6, 2009 06:37AM)
When is he going to also perform his jumbo nickels to dimes?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 7, 2009 05:04AM)
When is he going to perform the 101 linking finger rings?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 7, 2009 06:40AM)
When is he coming back to answer these important questions?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 7, 2009 06:44AM)
Sorry, to busy performing for Labor Day weekend.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 7, 2009 01:12PM)
When is Dynamike going to stop being busy?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 7, 2009 01:56PM)
When is there going to be a scary Halloween magic show?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 8, 2009 10:28AM)
When is the biggest magic garage sale going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 8, 2009 12:12PM)
When is Dynamike going to have his new website done?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 8, 2009 12:14PM)
When is Dynamike's website ready for public viewing?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 8, 2009 08:10PM)
When is there going to be an east coast magic castle?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 8, 2009 10:45PM)
When is Dynamike going to be in the Magic Castle?

Posted: Sep 9, 2009 12:57am
When is everyone going to remember the Café's birthday is 9-7-09?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 9, 2009 12:08PM)
When is magic going to be more appreciated as an entertainment art?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 9, 2009 06:02PM)
When is Dynamike going to appreciated as a magician?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 9, 2009 06:20PM)
When he learns to perform magic.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 9, 2009 07:40PM)
When is Dynamike going to learn magic?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 9, 2009 07:42PM)
When is Bill Ligon going to learn how to write "When is...?"
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 9, 2009 07:47PM)
When is Bill going to reach 5,000?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 04:45AM)
When is Bill Ligon going to change his avatar to one where he is wearing sunglasses?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 04:46AM)
When is Bill's beard going to grow as long as Photius'?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 05:08AM)
When is Bill Ligon going to change his avatar to surprise all of us?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 05:13AM)
When is it all the members will start praising Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 09:32AM)
When is the biggest zombie ball going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 05:10PM)
When is the Café going to be in the Book of Guinness?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 11, 2009 09:54PM)
When is the first magician from Antarctica gonna appear?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 09:56PM)
When is David Blaine going to do a trick at the North Pole?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 11, 2009 10:43PM)
When is the first magician going to perform the zig zag lady with an elephant?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 11:15PM)
When is a magician going to mess up on a saw-in-half trick?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 11, 2009 11:28PM)
When is a magician going to perform a multiplying billiard balls routine that contain 20 balls?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 12, 2009 05:42AM)
When is the first magician going to perform the zig zag flea?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 12, 2009 08:55AM)
When is Dynamike's flea circus going to highlight the pair of fleas that is going to perform the micro flea substitution trunk?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 10:38AM)
When is James going to retire?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 12, 2009 12:43PM)
(I retire everyday ... just 6 hours of sleep :bg: )

When is Dynamike launching his next big routine?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 03:23PM)
(with the girls or with magic?)
When is Dynamike going to get his butt off this computer?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 12, 2009 03:50PM)
After his 300th post of the day..

What trick did the magician do for the coal miners?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 03:56PM)
Wrong thread, Joseph. Pretty excited about reaching 7,000 aren't you? :)
It's ok because Photius and I felt them same way as you when reaching 7,000.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 12, 2009 03:58PM)
When is joseph gonna straighten his threads out?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 04:05PM)
(after he reach 7,000)

When is the Café going to congratulate Joseph for reaching 7000?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 12, 2009 07:11PM)
For hes a jolly good fellow. well nearly. lol
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 12, 2009 08:48PM)
When is my classic palm gonna look natural?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 12:14AM)
When is my hands going to behave naturally when I am working with coins?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 13, 2009 05:40AM)
When is my lotto prediction gonna really work?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 12:13PM)
When is the next big thing on mentalism going to surprise Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 13, 2009 12:39PM)
When is there going to be a magician contest on tv like American Idol?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 12:43PM)
When is the magician going to perform the worst comedy routine ever?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 13, 2009 12:56PM)
When is there going to be a best magician in the world that everyone can agree with?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 01:03PM)
When is there going to be a best dressed magician contest?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 13, 2009 01:17PM)
When is there going to be a pizza shaped like a top hat?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 01:20PM)
Joseph, that's a brilliant idea and I should get my wife to make me one :bg: with one of our chinese pastry cuisine and not pizza.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 14, 2009 05:26AM)
When is magic going to become rare?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 14, 2009 10:55AM)
When is magic going to be taught in every school?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 15, 2009 08:28PM)
When is my assistant gonna work for free?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 15, 2009 11:52PM)
When is my assistant going to lose some weight?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 02:03PM)
When is my assistant going to request I pay her?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 02:07PM)
When is my assistant willing to work for me for free without having to end up being my wife?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 02:11PM)
When is Dynamike going to keep stop keeping the Café in business?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 02:20PM)
When is Dynamike going to introduce 100 new members to the Café?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 02:23PM)
When is Dynamike's assistants are going stop begging him to get off the Café?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 02:29PM)
When is Dynamike going to tour the world with a chinese themed illusion act?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 02:31PM)
When is Dynamike going to volunteer to be a staff on the Café?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 02:34PM)
When is Dynamike going to organise a mini magic convention in Michigan?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 02:41PM)
When is magic going to be the oldest profession in the world?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 03:27PM)
When is magic going to be performed by more young kids?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 16, 2009 07:12PM)
When will young kids stop putting goat's milk on my rabbit since you're not supposed to put that greasy kid's stuff on your hair...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 17, 2009 11:03AM)
When is the largest 'sucker dice box' going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 17, 2009 11:21AM)
When is Dynamike going to reach 1000 post within 30 days again?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 17, 2009 02:23PM)
When is the next funny magic gag going to be posted?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 17, 2009 03:01PM)
When is James going to gag over the next funny magic trick?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 17, 2009 07:20PM)
When will Harry the Hat become Ted the Jinx?

Posted: Sep 17, 2009 8:21pm
"Are we not Annemen?" -Harry Anderson Deep, very deep.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 17, 2009 10:23PM)
When is a virtual magic party going to be organised so we can join in the fun?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 18, 2009 03:04PM)
When is my top hat going to collapse from overwork?...
Message: Posted by: BIGmagiclV (Sep 18, 2009 03:54PM)
When will a young hip magician who becomes popular not be a jerk?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 06:47PM)
When is Dynamike going to slow down with his business so he can join us again?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 08:14PM)
When is James Tong going to stop making more balls for himself?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 08:42PM)
When is someone is going to able to keep up with James?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 08:44PM)
When is Dynamike going to learn to type faster?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 08:53PM)
When is someone going to use their feet when performing the Linking Rings?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 08:55PM)
When is juggling going to be considered manipulation magic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 09:00PM)
When is someone going to juggle bowling balls?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 18, 2009 10:37PM)
When is someone going to juggle landmines?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 10:49PM)
When is someone going to juggle lit dynamite?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 19, 2009 05:21AM)
When is someone going to juggle 10 fake hands? (I wonder what that would look like?)...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 19, 2009 06:38AM)
When is magic going to have a new name?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 19, 2009 10:27AM)
[quote]
On 2009-09-19 06:21, joseph wrote:
When is someone going to juggle 10 fake hands? (I wonder what that would look like?)...
[/quote]

The juggler may catch his own hand and think it is one of those fakes :bg:
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 19, 2009 10:56AM)
When is James going to put "When Is"?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 19, 2009 06:49PM)
When is my pencil going to go all the way through my quarter?...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 19, 2009 07:23PM)
When will FISM ever be held again in the United States?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 19, 2009 10:23PM)
When is James going to use a durian for his chop cup final load?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 20, 2009 05:25AM)
When is Dynamike going to retire from the Café?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 20, 2009 05:35AM)
When is Sankeys next trick coming out? (It's been 2 weeks already.)...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 20, 2009 05:53AM)
When is someone going to give me a $1000 tip?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 20, 2009 06:05AM)
When is my jack sandwich going to taste better?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 20, 2009 07:40AM)
When is Dynamike going to sell his linking rings?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 20, 2009 09:53AM)
When is that gypsy going to sell me more of that thread?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 20, 2009 10:15AM)
When is Joseph going to sell me some of those thread he is buying from the gypsy?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 21, 2009 03:23PM)
When is magic for dummies II coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 21, 2009 09:20PM)
When is metal thumb tips going to be re-introduced again at magic shops?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 21, 2009 10:27PM)
When is some one els gonna post on here instead of James and Dynamike. lol

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:28pm
I got sting by a bee today. It cost me Ł11 for a jar of Honey. lol

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:30pm
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12 +19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing
will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7

= 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the ******** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 22, 2009 04:49AM)
That's a good one, Jimmy. And food for thoughts too.
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 22, 2009 05:09AM)
Thanks James
It is possibly true in most cases. lol.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 22, 2009 11:21AM)
When is the public going to stop looking at magic as a puzzle?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 22, 2009 05:59PM)
When is a magician like public transport. you wait 30 mins for a trick then 3 come together.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 23, 2009 12:07AM)
When is magic going to be shown on TV everyday?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 24, 2009 04:06AM)
When is Dynamike going to show us his website?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 11:27AM)
When is the sponge ball shape going to be sold in triangular shapes?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 24, 2009 03:01PM)
When is that billiard ball going to stop slipping out of my hand?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 03:16PM)
When is the appearing cane going to stop shooting at the light bulbs above?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 24, 2009 03:19PM)
When is the orange bush going to sprout on my botania?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 03:20PM)
When is the vanishing cane going to stop hitting my pinky?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 25, 2009 03:15AM)
Dynamike going to show us his new website?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 25, 2009 05:23AM)
When is Dynamike going to give us more exposure, publicity and traffic from his website?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 25, 2009 05:39AM)
When is my little black book going to fill up with gigs?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 25, 2009 09:49AM)
When is Dynamike going to start his linking rings lectures?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 25, 2009 11:59AM)
When is someone going to pay Dynamike $100,000 for his Linking Ring routine?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 25, 2009 08:03PM)
When is someone not going to say...."How you do dat?"...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 26, 2009 09:59AM)
When is the bratty kid going to stop saying, "I know how you did that!".
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 26, 2009 07:39PM)
When is someone going to make a tt that fits?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 26, 2009 07:50PM)
When is Dynamike going to have his website together to put these on it?:
Video 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXPSaShgCNA
Video 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOk4d177cZ4
Video 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRGD6hu3jGE
Video 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNFZ5QYAhgY
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 27, 2009 05:42AM)
When is some layman going to figure out my nickels to dimes?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 27, 2009 10:42AM)
When is some laymen just enjoy watching magic instead of trying to find out how it's done?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2009 06:41AM)
When is it magicians will use robots instead of live animals?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 28, 2009 08:43AM)
When is it that magicians will use kangaroos?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2009 11:32AM)
When is everyone in the world going to join the Café?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 28, 2009 12:30PM)
When is Dynamike's promo DVD going to be out?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 28, 2009 05:39PM)
When is Dynamike going to be out?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 28, 2009 07:17PM)
When is a bowling pin going to juggle 5 magicians?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2009 07:19PM)
When is a juggler going to juggle 50 balls?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 28, 2009 07:50PM)
When is Dynamike going to juggle 101 rings?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2009 09:57PM)
(I can just juggle 100)

When is Dynamike going to be first on the page with SEO?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 29, 2009 10:41AM)
When is magic going to be performed in slow motion all the time?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 29, 2009 11:56AM)
A break-a-way fan going to get a laugh
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 29, 2009 08:18PM)
When is Dynamike going to be the number 1 hip hop magician?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 29, 2009 08:33PM)
When is Dynamike going to perform the Asrah illusion for the kids?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 10:10AM)
When is it that the kids are going to perform the Asrah illusion for Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 30, 2009 11:38AM)
When is the outdoor version of the Asrah Levitation going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 12:08PM)
When is it that stage illusions are going to be performed close up?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 30, 2009 12:12PM)
When is the largest coin in the world going to be used for magic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 12:37PM)
When is a magician going to use real diamonds in his show?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 30, 2009 06:52PM)
When Dynamike changes his name to Diamondmike
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Sep 30, 2009 08:15PM)
[quote]
On 2009-09-28 18:39, JimbosMagic wrote:
When is Dynamike going to be out?
[/quote]

He's been out..... we're all trying to figure, how to put him back in.
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Sep 30, 2009 08:17PM)
[quote]
On 2009-09-30 13:12, JamesTong wrote:
When is the largest coin in the world going to be used for magic?
[/quote]


Is that bare handed or with a silk?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 30, 2009 09:41PM)
Jay, where can I get hold of that coin? :bg:
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 1, 2009 07:58PM)
When is jay going to make a shell for that coin?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 1, 2009 09:06PM)
When is Jay going to teach us the 3 fly with those coins?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 2, 2009 10:30AM)
When is it that Dynamike's website will pay off: http://www.detroitmichiganmagician.com/
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 2, 2009 11:11AM)
When is Dynamike going to stop staring at his rabbit?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 2, 2009 04:12PM)
When are we finally going to lose those archaic "world's greatest" BS claims?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 2, 2009 04:50PM)
When is Steve going to have a website?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 2, 2009 06:16PM)
When is, when is, when is, Jimbo gonna think what to say. lol
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 2, 2009 09:10PM)
When is the Dynamike going to show us his latest trick in You Tube?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 3, 2009 04:49AM)
When is YouTube going to let Dynamike put it there James
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 3, 2009 06:14AM)
When is my set of english pennies going to be worth something?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 3, 2009 09:25AM)
When is someone going to invent a food stamp trick?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 3, 2009 09:52AM)
When is the guy who stole [b]MY[/b] collection of English Pennies going to give 'em back?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 3, 2009 10:21AM)
When is my cat going to choose the correct card?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 3, 2009 12:16PM)
When is the postal offices going to send me back all my 'so called' lost parcels?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 3, 2009 02:11PM)
When is this thread going to end?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 3, 2009 04:57PM)
Tomorrow ever going to come
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 3, 2009 10:44PM)
When is the biggest, largest and thickest magic book going to be published?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 4, 2009 06:23AM)
When is the next convention?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 4, 2009 10:31AM)
When is the next FISM after the one in Blackpool going to be held?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 4, 2009 03:00PM)
When is magic going to disappear?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 4, 2009 03:25PM)
When is a magician going to juggle 5 vents?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 4, 2009 04:13PM)
When is a vent going to juggle?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 4, 2009 06:37PM)
When is it that magicians will learn to spell "ventriloquist?"
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 4, 2009 10:05PM)
When is the ventriloquist going to perform magic?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 4, 2009 10:08PM)
[quote]
On 2009-10-03 23:44, JamesTong wrote:
When is the biggest, largest and thickest magic book going to be published?
[/quote]

Whennthe biggest, largest, and thickest magician decides to write it.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 5, 2009 01:22AM)
When is James Tong going to craft the biggest felt temari ball for his collection?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 5, 2009 03:54AM)
When is Jimbo going to find out what a temari ball is?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 5, 2009 11:09AM)
When is James going to perform in Downtown Detroit?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 5, 2009 12:28PM)
When is James going to stop crafting his temari felt balls?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 5, 2009 01:03PM)
When is James going to start crafting iron balls?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 5, 2009 01:08PM)
(I wanted to :bg: but finally decided to buy ball bearings)
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 5, 2009 05:32PM)
When is it I will purchase some quality balls from James again?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 5, 2009 06:00PM)
Some one going to tell Jimbo what this balls thing is all about?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 5, 2009 09:32PM)
(This balls thing is "The Great Tongini's" special found here ---> [url]http://www.uniquemagicballs.com[/url] )


When is the next new ball design going to be discovered and crafted for all to see?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 6, 2009 12:03AM)
When is James going to make the biggest ball in the world?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 6, 2009 10:03AM)
(I am already making lots of GIANT balls for my own collections :bg: )

When is a magic kit going to be seen in every household?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 6, 2009 10:12AM)
When is the tv magic card commercial coming back to tv?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 6, 2009 10:48AM)
When is magic dealers going to advertise their magic items on TV?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 6, 2009 08:14PM)
When is the stage size lota bowl coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 6, 2009 09:13PM)
When is the longest appearing steel cane going to be used for an act?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 6, 2009 09:48PM)
When is the longest disappearing steel cane going to be used for an act?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 7, 2009 10:15AM)
When is Dynamike going to change his stage name?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 7, 2009 09:40PM)
(soon as he explodes)

When is Dynamike going to put together the "Black Café" forum?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 7, 2009 10:07PM)
When is the jumbo decks going to come with more gaffs?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 7, 2009 10:33PM)
When is Dynamike going to stop touching up his website?
http://www.detroitmichiganmagician.com//
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 8, 2009 09:48AM)
When is Dynamike going to get good rankings in search engines?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 8, 2009 12:34PM)
When will Jimbo win the lottery
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 8, 2009 08:05PM)
When is a magic shop going to open closer to my house?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 8, 2009 09:29PM)
When is the largest magic garage sales in the world going to happen?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 10, 2009 05:30AM)
When is the Mark & Nani show coming back on tv?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 10, 2009 08:15AM)
When is more good magic going to be sold again?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 10, 2009 09:52AM)
Wnen is income tax going to vanish?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 10, 2009 10:16AM)
... and no one has successfully made it vanished.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 10, 2009 02:26PM)
When is the multiplying elephant illusion coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 10, 2009 09:31PM)
When is the mask magician going to show the elephant through table trick?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 11, 2009 06:08AM)
When is open house day at the Castle?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 11, 2009 10:07AM)
When is a huge magic college going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 12, 2009 11:31PM)
When is James going to start knitting Christmas balls.
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 13, 2009 06:16AM)
When is Dynamike going to start a shop to sell James's Balls
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 13, 2009 11:42AM)
When is James going to knit crocheted bowling balls?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 13, 2009 09:31PM)
When is James going to give out his equipment for free?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 14, 2009 05:05AM)
When is James going to be more patient waiting for Dynamike to hit 20,000 posts?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 14, 2009 03:15PM)
When is Photius going to compete with Dynamike again?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 14, 2009 08:20PM)
When is Dynamike going to grow a beard?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 15, 2009 11:50AM)
When is James going to grow an afro?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 11:55AM)
When is Dynamike going to teach James how to grow an afro?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 15, 2009 12:08PM)
When is Photius going to put dread locks in color changing bear routine?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 12:30PM)
When is Fr. Photius going to start reading Dynamike's posts again?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:58PM)
When is James & Dynamike going to have a BBQ so we can all go
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 15, 2009 02:06PM)
When will Jimbo teach Dynamike how to be funny?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 15, 2009 07:33PM)
When is Detroit going to have a magician quarterback?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 16, 2009 02:10AM)
When is a Café magic BBQ going to be organized for the 'jokers' here?
Message: Posted by: Rockabilly (Oct 16, 2009 03:45AM)
When does the bar open?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 16, 2009 07:18AM)
When is the magic competition going to start for very yourng kids?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 16, 2009 05:30PM)
The moon going to come off nights
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 16, 2009 09:40PM)
When is the magician going to start being an entertainer?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 17, 2009 05:31AM)
When is someone going to catch a cannonball in his teeth?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 17, 2009 06:43AM)
When is the multiplying cannonball going to be invented?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 17, 2009 09:04AM)
When is someone going to post after this one?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 17, 2009 09:25AM)
Right now..

When is my talking skull gonna patter to my tricks?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 17, 2009 11:37AM)
When is Joseph's talking skull going to levitate?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 17, 2009 01:08PM)
When is joseph's talking skull going to ask for tips?...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 17, 2009 06:08PM)
When is Joseph going to put his skull on top of a beer glass and say. look at the head on that beer.
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 17, 2009 06:17PM)
When is Criss Angel going to shrink his ego?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 17, 2009 06:17PM)
Whenis Chris angel going to shrink
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 17, 2009 09:40PM)
When is Criss Angel going to stop doing those publicity stunts?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 18, 2009 05:41AM)
When is Criss Angel's camera going to break?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 08:36AM)
When is TV magic going to be performed without the aid of editing the film?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 18, 2009 09:13AM)
When is Dynamini going to teach his ring routine to Tongini, Billini, Photini, Jimbini and Josephini?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 10:08AM)
[quote]
On 2009-10-18 10:13, joseph wrote:
When is Dynamini going to teach his ring routine to Tongini, Billini, Photini, Jimbini and Josephini?...
[/quote]

... and tabini.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 18, 2009 10:38AM)
When is Dynamini going to show us his itty bitty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 11:24AM)
That's a good one, Bill :rotf:
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 18, 2009 05:21PM)
When is my rising card going to return?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 09:07PM)
When is my zombie ball going to start behaving properly?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 18, 2009 09:38PM)
When is James Tong going to get the rest of his zombie?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 19, 2009 04:37AM)
When is bill going to stop floating that skull
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 19, 2009 05:55AM)
[quote]
On 2009-10-18 22:38, Bill Ligon wrote:
When is James Tong going to get the rest of his zombie?
[/quote]

They are all behaving horribly. Still looking for a well behaved one :bg:
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 19, 2009 06:59AM)
[quote]
On 2009-10-18 11:38, Bill Ligon wrote:
When is Dynamini going to show us his itty bitty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?
[/quote]
Soon as it gets hot in the Artic.
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 19, 2009 07:22AM)
It going to get hot in the Artic?????
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 19, 2009 09:52AM)
Thousands of magicians are having a D'lite session there and the snow is melting because of that :bg:
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 19, 2009 10:56AM)
When is James Tong not going to have a funny answer?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 19, 2009 10:58AM)
When is James Tong going to stop enjoying himself here? :bg:
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 19, 2009 06:59PM)
When he stops playing with his balls.
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 19, 2009 07:06PM)
When are magic dealers going to deep discount their items in keeping with the recession?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 20, 2009 01:00AM)
When is Larry going to use even bigger cards?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 21, 2009 03:20PM)
When is David Castle going to stop being a moron?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 09:36PM)
When is the biggest sponge balls routine going to be seen performed?
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 22, 2009 05:33AM)
When is a Thumb Tip going to be called a didgit tip
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 22, 2009 06:14AM)
When is Jimbo going to wear a toetip for his Sumo act?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 22, 2009 07:03PM)
When is Dynamike post count going to read over 1000 monthly?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 22, 2009 08:02PM)
When is the How to Control Bratty Kids dvd coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 22, 2009 08:43PM)
When is Dynamike going to congratulate David Castle?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 23, 2009 02:44PM)
When is the next magic movie coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 23, 2009 09:16PM)
When is the multiplying soap bar routine coming out?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 24, 2009 05:51AM)
[quote]
On 2009-10-23 22:16, JamesTong wrote:
When is the multiplying soap bar routine coming out?
[/quote]

..and you end "clean"...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 24, 2009 08:40AM)
That's a good one, Joseph.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 24, 2009 09:33AM)
When is the multiplying soap bubbles trick going to make a comeback?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 24, 2009 09:48AM)
When is the biggest bar of soap going to be used for magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 24, 2009 09:54AM)
When is the soap shell and slippery soap gimmick coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 24, 2009 09:56AM)
When is soap being used for cups and balls final loads?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 24, 2009 10:00AM)
When is the milk can escape going to be filled with soap suds?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 24, 2009 10:04AM)
When is the zig zag soap bar going to be sold?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 24, 2009 02:18PM)
When is the soap caddy going to replace the silk caddy?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 24, 2009 08:58PM)
When is James going to try performing magic with soap?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 25, 2009 05:18AM)
..and have the cleanest act around?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 25, 2009 09:20AM)
When is the longest bar of soap being used to replace the 10 foot straw?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 26, 2009 03:18PM)
When is monopoly going to have a magician piece?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 26, 2009 07:44PM)
When is monopoly going to be named magipoly?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 27, 2009 10:04AM)
When is James going to go on vacation from posting so much?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 27, 2009 10:14AM)
When is a vacation a vacation for a magician?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 27, 2009 07:58PM)
When is Dynamike going to have The Black Café together?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 27, 2009 08:15PM)
When is Dynamike going to perform his illusion act at The Black Café?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 28, 2009 02:17AM)
When is it that a lot of magicians are going to start charging only $5 for a show because of the economy?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 28, 2009 02:40AM)
... and many others that will undercut by performing for free.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 28, 2009 02:42PM)
A lot of performers undercut.. :)...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 28, 2009 08:02PM)
Isn't that a happy problem or is it not? :lol:
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 29, 2009 07:28PM)
When is the doctor going to tell us we are spending too much time with magic?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 29, 2009 07:57PM)
When is bizarre magic going to stop freaking out the kids?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 29, 2009 09:50PM)
When are card men going to stop undercutting?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 29, 2009 11:00PM)
When are card men going to stop making passes on women?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 30, 2009 03:21PM)
When is the 50th version of reset coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 31, 2009 01:07AM)
When is the toe tips coming out to join the humb tips?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 31, 2009 05:39AM)
..and nose tips and ear tips...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 31, 2009 11:09AM)
[quote]
On 2009-10-31 02:07, JamesTong wrote:
When is the toe tips coming out to join the humb tips?
[/quote]

Oooops, wrong spelling - should be thumb tips.


When is all kinds of false body parts going to be used by magicians?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 31, 2009 12:25PM)
When is Houdini going to write on my magic slates?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 31, 2009 02:00PM)
When is the magician going to do an underwater escape?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 1, 2009 03:55AM)
..He will if no one likes his show...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 1, 2009 05:40AM)
When is the magician going to perform levitation with a largest statue in the world?

Posted: Nov 1, 2009 11:51am
When is micro-magic going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 2, 2009 01:29PM)
When is Congress going to stop spreading the hot air?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 2, 2009 01:32PM)
When is a 1 inch silk going to be used?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 2, 2009 01:36PM)
When will there be a 12 step program just for magicians?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 2, 2009 01:39PM)
When is there a special health program just for magicians?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 2, 2009 01:47PM)
When is the date on a magic magazine going to give a clue as to when it was available to magicians?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 2, 2009 01:50PM)
When is the next new magic magazine going to be published?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 2, 2009 02:31PM)
When is James Tong going to run out of things to post?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 2, 2009 04:03PM)
When is NASCAR going to right turn signals on the cars?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 2, 2009 10:13PM)
[quote]
On 2009-11-02 15:31, Bill Ligon wrote:
When is James Tong going to run out of things to post?
[/quote]

... I was sleep posting :bg:
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 2, 2009 10:18PM)
When is the Masked Magician going to be good enough to make a living as a magician?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 2, 2009 10:25PM)
When is the Masked Moron going to perform in Afghanistan?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 3, 2009 11:19AM)
When is MTV going to stand for the Magic TV channel?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 3, 2009 11:21AM)
When is FISM going to be hosted every year?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 3, 2009 01:20PM)
When is someone going to make flash paper slow enough for old folks?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 3, 2009 03:05PM)
When is someone going to do the paddle move with 2 oars?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 3, 2009 03:41PM)
When is someone going to do the paddle move with a paddle wheel?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 3, 2009 09:32PM)
When is the latest new hot magic trick going to actually be new?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 3, 2009 09:49PM)
When will the ad claims for new tricks admit they renamed the old trick?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 07:16AM)
When are magicians going to stop believing what is written in catalogs?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 4, 2009 08:23AM)
[quote]
On 2009-07-25 16:07, JamesTong wrote:
When is Fr. Photius going to make "Eternal Order"?
[/quote]
He already did. :)

[quote]
On 2009-08-10 17:02, JamesTong wrote:
When is Fr. Photius coming back to post regularly?
[/quote]
Shorty after Bob Sanders starts.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 08:48AM)
When is the most attractive and biggest catalog going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 09:28AM)
When are magic dealers actually going to stock the props they have advertised?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 09:35AM)
When are some magic dealers going to improve their services?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 10:05AM)
When is the world going to have just one huge magic flea market so we can trade our bargains/mistakes with someone else for the same?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 10:25AM)
When is the largest online magic flea market going to start?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 10:30AM)
When is some magician going to admit that he ever uses most of the magic he owns?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 10:34AM)
When are some magicians going to be more respectable to intellectual property rights?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 10:37AM)
When is Johnny Thompson going to put the harmonica back into his act?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 10:50AM)
When is David Copperfield going to perform another new TV special?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 11:09AM)
When is Bicycle going to change its name to "Four Wheeler"?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 11:16AM)
When are vents going to stop buying puppets?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 11:37AM)
When will we just text magic shows to the audience?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 11:41AM)
When are magicians going to broadcast magic shows to ipods and get paid to do it?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 12:37PM)
When is Congress going to give up and call in real magicians?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 10:12PM)
When is magic shops going to be bigger and larger so more people can hang out in there?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 5, 2009 10:44AM)
When is flash paper going to become digital?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 5, 2009 11:30AM)
When is flash rope going to replace flash string?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 5, 2009 11:39AM)
When is a magic school going to be inside of a prison.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 5, 2009 11:48AM)
When is Dynamike going to start his magic school inside the prison?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 5, 2009 01:09PM)
When is James going to become a moderator for the Café?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 5, 2009 07:31PM)
When is James going to make a magic wand out of wool?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 10:10AM)
When is Congress going to fund the Magic Bailout?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 12:18PM)
When is the newest version of the zig zag lady going to be released?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 06:05PM)
When is the airport going to be near the parking lot?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 6, 2009 10:01PM)
When is someone going to invent 30" steel Linking Rings?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 10:02PM)
When is a magician going to count beyond 3?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 10:04PM)
When are magicians going to stop forcing cards to the audiences?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 10:06PM)
When is someone going to invent a dark bulb?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 10:12PM)
When are magicians going to stop using this phrase, "What I am going to do ..."?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 10:21PM)
When is a magician going to say "This will work even WITH me."
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 6, 2009 11:21PM)
When is a magician going to say "nothing up my sleeves" and show his sleeves totally empty, even no arms.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 04:49AM)
When is a magician going to stop saying, "We have not met before and we do not know each other, etc" before he does a prediction trick?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 7, 2009 04:50AM)
When is my lota bowl going to extinguish my fire wallet?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 04:53AM)
When is the smallest Square Circle going to be used?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 7, 2009 06:22AM)
When is my rice bowl set going to stop splashing on me?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 07:04AM)
When is the rice bowl set actually going to be used to produce rice to feed the family?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2009 08:58AM)
When is Rice ever going to get to play in a bowl?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 09:00AM)
When is the rice bowl trick going to be called the cereal bowl trick?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2009 09:09AM)
When is a magician going to stop believing in magic words?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 09:21AM)
When are audiences going to believe in magic words?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2009 02:36PM)
When is broadcast media going to put in Dialing for Magic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 7, 2009 03:03PM)
When is Photius going to start a magical thread?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 7, 2009 06:10PM)
When is Dynamike going to realize my IT loops are magical thread?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 08:35PM)
When is Dynamike going to realize that magical threads cannot be seen?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 8, 2009 02:35AM)
When is Photius going to change the color of his beard on his avatar?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 03:51AM)
When is the Statue of Liberty going to vanish again?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 8, 2009 03:47PM)
When is Dynamike going to stop changing his Avatar?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 8, 2009 07:00PM)
When is Dynamike going to hit the big 15K?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 07:59PM)
When is Dynamike going to stop being a hip hop magician?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 9, 2009 09:23AM)
When is the day coming when magicians admit that they are coin droppers too!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 9, 2009 10:50AM)
When is a multi-purpose dropper going to be out in the market?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 9, 2009 01:52PM)
When is American banking going to be credible?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 02:47PM)
[quote]
On 2009-11-08 20:00, joseph wrote:
When is Dynamike going to hit the big 15K?...
[/quote]
(I will only work for if you give me some food stamps)

When is everyone in the world is going to be a magician?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 9, 2009 08:15PM)
When is Dynamike going to change his avatar again?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 10, 2009 02:32AM)
When is James going to give out free material to all the Café members?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 07:31AM)
When is going to make another 10 more balls?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 08:06AM)
When is the new trick "My birth certificate got lost in Hawaii" coming out?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 08:08AM)
When is the thickest and biggest magic book going to be published?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 08:10AM)
When is it that refreshments are required at magic meetings?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 08:15AM)
When is magic meetings going to be like a party?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 10, 2009 09:45AM)
When is Dynamike going to explode from reading all the members' post concerning him?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 10:03AM)
When is Dynamike going to perform the diminishing cigar trick?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 01:51PM)
When is whiffle dust going to come in a liquid?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 08:06PM)
When is a magician actually going to magish?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 08:22PM)
When is Fr. Photius going to be called a magishen?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 10, 2009 08:26PM)
When is Photius going to use magic to create miracles?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 10, 2009 08:29PM)
When is the final t & r coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 08:33PM)
When is someone going to make some IT that is really invisible?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 10, 2009 08:35PM)
When is Photius going to quit posting on Dynamike's threads again?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 08:53PM)
When are magic books going to be published with big alphabets so the elderly can read them easily?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 09:04PM)
When is it going to be time for Jokers to get serious and stop pretending to be other cards?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 09:06PM)
When is micro magic going to be used for close up performances?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 09:31PM)
When are magicians going to produce giant bonsai trees on stage?
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Nov 10, 2009 09:38PM)
When is Dynamike going to be able to see again, after all those avatar camera flashes?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 09:54PM)
When is Dynamike going to show his real avatar?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 10:04PM)
When are magicians going to come up with something out of this universe?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 10:09PM)
When is a nation going to get more "A"s than Malaysia?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 10:14PM)
(I didn't noticed that, Bob :lol: )

When is a magician going to dress up in a rainbow colored tails suit?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 11, 2009 08:35AM)
When is the US Government going to have a Bureau of Magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 11, 2009 10:02AM)
When is the smashed and restored bricks going to be performed?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 11, 2009 10:44AM)
When is it that multiplying bricks with a shell will hit the market?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 11, 2009 11:16AM)
When is there going to be a 10 Shell Game?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 11, 2009 11:17AM)
When is someone going to appear a submarine from nowhere?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 11, 2009 03:32PM)
When is there going to be a spray to make your own invisible thread?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 11, 2009 03:38PM)
When is Dynamike going to have a picture with Bob Sanders?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 11, 2009 04:10PM)
When is Dynamike going to quit skipping town to avoid having a picture with Bob Sanders?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 11, 2009 06:57PM)
When is someone going to invent a deck that shuffle on it's own?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 11, 2009 07:22PM)
When is the weekend going to start on Mondays?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 11, 2009 09:29PM)
When is Dynamike going to stop taking photos with everyone?

(He must have hundreds of them by now :lol )
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 12, 2009 09:09AM)
When is magic going to be taught in public schools?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 12, 2009 10:52AM)
When is the Svengali decks going to stop selling like hot cakes all over the world?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 12, 2009 11:15AM)
When will James offer to correct the length of all Svengali cards?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 12, 2009 11:18AM)
When is the Stripper Deck going to outsell the Svengali Deck?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 12, 2009 02:40PM)
When is Conjuring 101 going to be taught in school?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 12, 2009 04:46PM)
[quote]
On 2009-11-11 22:29, JamesTong wrote:
When is Dynamike going to stop taking photos with everyone?
[/quote]
No, you got it wrong. They always want to take photos with me. ;)
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 12, 2009 09:05PM)
When is Dynamike going to beg to take a photo with me? :bg:
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 12, 2009 09:06PM)
When is James Tong ever going to bed, he is on here 24/7?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 12, 2009 09:25PM)
When is the sun ever going to set from where I am?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 12, 2009 10:39PM)
When is LoSander going to produce the Heavy Table?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 13, 2009 12:05AM)
When is the floating dinner table going to be introduced?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 14, 2009 12:04AM)
When is the Chinese calendar going to include the year of the magician?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 14, 2009 05:39AM)
When is FISM going to add micro magic to its contest category?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 14, 2009 05:50AM)
When is someones sign going to be a magician?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 14, 2009 05:54AM)
When is Obama going to entertain the North Koreans with his ACR?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 14, 2009 09:07AM)
When is Jay going to stop photoshopping Dynamike near all those famous magicians?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 14, 2009 09:10AM)
When is Jay going to come out with another funny photo?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 15, 2009 05:00AM)
When is my card going to restore so I can use it again?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 15, 2009 08:58AM)
When is the Svengali decks going to come out in jumbo deck versions?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 15, 2009 09:27AM)
When is Superman going to teach us his quick change routine?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 15, 2009 10:03AM)
When is the Sandman going to teach me how to transform to sand?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 15, 2009 11:17AM)
When is there going to be a "Dynamike" magician convention?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 15, 2009 11:20AM)
When is there going to be an announcement from Dynamike regarding that convention?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 15, 2009 11:23AM)
When is it all the magicians are going to say to Dynamike, "Wow, I see you are a man of your word."?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 15, 2009 11:26AM)
When is the vanishing radio going to be sold again?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 15, 2009 11:27AM)
When is there going to be a vanishing DVD player?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 15, 2009 11:46AM)
When are magicians going to stop buying props they don't use?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 15, 2009 08:15PM)
When is there going to be a magic convention that truthfully gives magicians shopping time in the dealer room?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 16, 2009 04:55AM)
When is there going to be a dealer room worth going to at some conventions?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 16, 2009 06:34AM)
When is there a convention that does not have any dealers booths?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 16, 2009 07:36AM)
When are there going to be magic flea markets with no other activities that interfere?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 16, 2009 09:36AM)
When is a gospel magician going to pass around his own basket?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 16, 2009 09:39AM)
... or his jumbo changing bag.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 16, 2009 01:18PM)
When is the best time to practice?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 16, 2009 05:48PM)
When will object magic be done by magicians who practice BEFORE the show?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 16, 2009 07:57PM)
When are the next generations magicians going to practice well before their performances?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 16, 2009 08:20PM)
When is Dynamike going to come back to help increase the speed of this thread?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 16, 2009 08:40PM)
When are magicians going to love books more than DVDs?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 17, 2009 05:32AM)
When is my moo milk going to go bad?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 17, 2009 05:42AM)
When is the Asrah levitation going to be done with a real bed?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 17, 2009 06:08AM)
When is the beginner in magic going to give up card magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 17, 2009 07:51AM)
When is the beginner in magic seriously learn up magic as an art?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 17, 2009 02:57PM)
When is the magic dealer going to learn every trick he sells?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 17, 2009 03:34PM)
When is magic going to be the mark of the elite?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 17, 2009 10:17PM)
When is magic going to be an exclusive art?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 18, 2009 08:41AM)
When is the government going to charge a "Magic Tax"?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 18, 2009 10:59AM)
When is FISM going to have the 'Worst Performer Award"?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 18, 2009 11:09AM)
When is magic going to be reborn?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 18, 2009 11:29AM)
When is magic going to be respected?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 18, 2009 12:16PM)
When is Dynamike going to be unpopular?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 18, 2009 12:18PM)
When is the super soft sponge balls going to come out with more colors?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 18, 2009 12:33PM)
When is James going to take a vacation from this forum?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 18, 2009 12:36PM)
When is magic going to be recognised as an art form?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 18, 2009 04:44PM)
When is a new magic going to be invented?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 18, 2009 08:59PM)
When is another 3 fly version going to come out?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 19, 2009 12:29PM)
When is James going to receive 2000 more post?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 19, 2009 01:17PM)
When is James going to reach 100,000 posts?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 19, 2009 06:24PM)
Tabman going to sing us a song?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 19, 2009 06:25PM)
When is Tabman also going to do the hula-hula dance?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 19, 2009 06:26PM)
When is James going to be telling Dynamike, "Catch me if you can?"
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 19, 2009 06:28PM)
When is Dynamike going to say, "It's so hard to catch up"?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 19, 2009 06:29PM)
When is it going to be standard for the guys to be the magicians' assistants?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 19, 2009 06:29PM)
When is James going to start selling his post?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 19, 2009 06:31PM)
[quote]
On 2009-11-19 19:29, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is it going to be standard for the guys to be the magicians' assistants?
[/quote]

When is it that guys will be levitated and sawn in half?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 19, 2009 06:33PM)
When is Dynamike going to buy Copperfield's illusions?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 19, 2009 06:36PM)
When is David Copperfield going to come out with a new TV special?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 19, 2009 06:38PM)
When is James going to go to bed tonight?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 19, 2009 06:39PM)
When is magic going to be more fun for all magicians?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 19, 2009 06:49PM)
When will a new world of magic enter earth?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 19, 2009 08:25PM)
When is tabman going to join us tonight?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 20, 2009 07:24AM)
When is someone going to join Dynamike this morning?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 20, 2009 09:42AM)
When is everyone going to post together at the same time?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 20, 2009 11:05AM)
When is The Magic Café going to run out of storage space for "Now that's Funny"?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 20, 2009 11:10AM)
When is the Café going to get a new server to accomodate the activities in the "Now that's funny" section?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 20, 2009 11:11AM)
When is "Let's Make a Deal" going to replace eBay?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 20, 2009 11:14AM)
When is the "Secret Session" becoming a secret society?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 20, 2009 11:27AM)
When is 60 Minutes going to be 60 Minutes?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 20, 2009 11:59AM)
When is Bob going to become #2 assistant manager?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 20, 2009 01:44PM)
When is the first person from the Café hitting 100,000 posts?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 20, 2009 02:09PM)
When is Dynamike going to type his next post?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 20, 2009 03:47PM)
Right after this one, I bet...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 20, 2009 04:44PM)
When is Joseph not going to know when Dynamike is going to make a post?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 20, 2009 07:57PM)
When is joseph going to stop reading minds?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 20, 2009 09:17PM)
When is a week-start before a weekend?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 20, 2009 09:42PM)
[quote]
On 2009-11-20 20:57, joseph wrote:
When is joseph going to stop reading minds?...
[/quote]

... and staring straight into ladies' eyes.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 21, 2009 05:14AM)
When is my top hat going to fit, even though I won't wear it?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 21, 2009 08:10AM)
When is the magician going to use pink rabbits for his acts?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 21, 2009 12:44PM)
When is the USA government going to start giving grants to the low income magicians?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 21, 2009 01:07PM)
When is the magician going to take a break from being jobless?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 21, 2009 02:54PM)
When is that 10 year old magician going to stop outdoing my magic?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 21, 2009 04:30PM)
When is magic going to performed for more lay people than other magicians?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 21, 2009 06:17PM)
When is "Pick a card, any card" going to be passe?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 21, 2009 06:30PM)
When is card magic actually going to be more interesting to the audience than the magician?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 21, 2009 07:19PM)
When is the magician going to stop stretching a one minute trick into 5?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 21, 2009 08:35PM)
When is YouTube going to realize that they essentially have a collection of junk?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 21, 2009 09:26PM)
When is the kid next door going to stop practicing the linking rings and misers dream at night?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 21, 2009 09:35PM)
When is magic going to be considered safe for adults too?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 21, 2009 09:40PM)
When is the appearing cane going to be made with paper so the kids can use them safely?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 21, 2009 11:58PM)
When is there going to be a new vehicle exclusively for magicians?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 22, 2009 05:40AM)
When is someone going to explain what the e's on top of a cupcake spell?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 22, 2009 06:42AM)
When is there an invention where magicians can work with illusions that plays big and pack very small?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 22, 2009 09:50AM)
When is someone going to invent another snappy rubber band trick?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 22, 2009 10:32AM)
When is the linking tyres going to be invented?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 22, 2009 12:53PM)
When is everything in magic going to be fool proof?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 22, 2009 01:12PM)
When is there going to be real magic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 22, 2009 01:20PM)
When is James going to make 1700 more post before year 2010?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 22, 2009 04:33PM)
When is it going to be so hard to get usable coins that magicians have to use credit cards for coin magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 22, 2009 10:45PM)
When is chrome jumbo coins with shell going to be available again?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 23, 2009 05:30AM)
When is the next magician going to post after me?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 23, 2009 07:36AM)
When is the 10 inches chrome jumbo coin with shell going to be available?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 23, 2009 07:58AM)
When will magicians make audio magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 23, 2009 08:00AM)
When will magic shops sell silks that are 2" X 2" in size?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 23, 2009 08:14AM)
When is The Magic Café going to have an international convention?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 23, 2009 08:37AM)
When is bookings going to take place?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 23, 2009 08:45AM)
When will famous magicians be on postage stamps?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 23, 2009 08:47AM)
When is the next linking rings DVD coming out?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 23, 2009 09:54AM)
When is there going to be a special magicians' cereal? (Presto Puffs!)
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 23, 2009 10:02AM)
When is there going to be a 'talk trash' convention?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 23, 2009 10:10AM)
When is there going to be a magic props "cash for clunkers" program?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 23, 2009 10:11AM)
When is there a magic prop barter trade session?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 23, 2009 10:17AM)
When is there going to be a magicians section on airlines?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 23, 2009 10:22AM)
When is there going to be red carpet events for magicians?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 23, 2009 05:59PM)
When is Dynamike going to be on the front cover of the Magic Magazine?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 23, 2009 08:49PM)
When is my business card going to land a gig?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 24, 2009 04:37AM)
When is Dynamike going to have a magic shop?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 24, 2009 02:31PM)
When is magic camp for kids include Grandpa?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 24, 2009 03:35PM)
When is mind over matter going to replace eating?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 24, 2009 07:21PM)
When is James coming back to join us?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 24, 2009 07:38PM)
When is the multiplying iphones coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 24, 2009 10:12PM)
When is magic going to be taught in the military?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 25, 2009 12:09AM)
When is my chiropractor going to figure out the trick to my back?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 25, 2009 05:25AM)
..or my trick knee?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 25, 2009 05:26AM)
When is someone going to try and get me drunk to reveal my secrets?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 25, 2009 08:27AM)
When is the world going to understand that old cowboys and rodeo clowns just walk funny on rainy days?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 25, 2009 10:31AM)
When is the Café going to start paying the mods?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 25, 2009 12:33PM)
When is The Magic Café going to get mods that need money?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 25, 2009 07:57PM)
When is the Café going to start paying Eternal Order?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 25, 2009 09:54PM)
When is being a magician going to be a national hero?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 26, 2009 02:24AM)
When is it all magicians will be rappers?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 26, 2009 09:40AM)
When is it time for a new coin in bottle?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 26, 2009 10:24AM)
When is the question in mental magic going to be "Paper or Plastic?"
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 28, 2009 10:37AM)
When is Copperfield going to make a special again?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 28, 2009 11:39AM)
When is Dynamike going to sell Masked Mike tee-shirts?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 30, 2009 10:41AM)
[quote]
On 2009-11-24 20:21, Dynamike wrote:
When is James coming back to join us?
[/quote]

I'm back :lol:

Happy belated Thanksgiving to everyone. Just got back from my out of town performances.

When is the next bratty kid going to stop performing magic for other bratty kids?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 30, 2009 02:24PM)
When is April Fools Day going to be expanded to the whole month?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 1, 2009 02:29AM)
When is a real big spider going to be used for magic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 1, 2009 04:52AM)
When is James going to leave us again?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 1, 2009 06:10AM)
When is magic going to be even better fun for all of us?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 1, 2009 09:59PM)
When is the tabman going to perform again?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 2, 2009 04:49AM)
When is Bob going to invent a new trick?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 2, 2009 08:15AM)
When are we going to have a party at Tabman's shop?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 2, 2009 09:58AM)
When is being a magician going to be considered an adult job?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 2, 2009 10:04AM)
When is magic going to be accepted as a profession?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 2, 2009 07:41PM)
When is there going to be a series of auto license plates for magicians only?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 2, 2009 10:50PM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-02 20:41, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is there going to be a series of auto license plates for magicians only?
[/quote]

I'm looking for one with - The Great Tongini 007 - is it available? :lol:
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 3, 2009 11:45AM)
When is James Bond going to do a magic movie?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 3, 2009 12:31PM)
When is magic going to be seen in all movies?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 3, 2009 12:31PM)
When will we have separate magic libraries?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 3, 2009 12:34PM)
When is there going to be a World Magic Day?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 3, 2009 01:16PM)
When is egg magic going to be seen as a shell game?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Dec 3, 2009 01:57PM)
When is James Tong going to juggle raw eggs?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 3, 2009 10:26PM)
When is there going to be a drive-in food joint with magicians working the lot?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 4, 2009 12:49AM)
When will a high school kid bring the mindreading goose to take his SAT's.

Posted: Dec 4, 2009 1:51am
When will McDonalds offer a magician action figure with each Happy Meal.

Posted: Dec 4, 2009 1:55am
When we finally arrive on Mars will we find Harry Lorayne marketing his books on site.

Posted: Dec 4, 2009 1:57am
When you get to heaven how many magicians will be in line?

Posted: Dec 4, 2009 1:59am
When will the philosophers know how many magicians can dance on the head of a cane?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 4, 2009 05:55AM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-03 14:57, Bill Ligon wrote:
When is James Tong going to juggle raw eggs?
[/quote]

Gee ... I never thought about that. Mmmm food for thought :lol:
Message: Posted by: Harry Lorayne (Dec 4, 2009 08:11AM)
When will hbwolkov purchase a book from Harry Lorayne no matter where HL markets his books?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 4, 2009 12:44PM)
When is Harry's memory going to be as weak as mine?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Dec 4, 2009 12:59PM)
When will I remember the answer to Bob Sanders' question?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 4, 2009 01:01PM)
When will magicians start improving their memory?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 4, 2009 01:05PM)
When is Bill going to show us his big cats again?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 4, 2009 01:07PM)
When is Bill going to turn a lady into one of those big cats?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 4, 2009 01:11PM)
When with the ladies turn props into ugly guys?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 4, 2009 01:13PM)
When will the ladies join in the fun here?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 4, 2009 01:17PM)
When will the ladies have so little to do that they will even read this?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 4, 2009 01:19PM)
When will the ladies know that humor is the answer to anti-aging?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 4, 2009 01:29PM)
When is age going to be valued?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 4, 2009 01:31PM)
When is age going to be on a stand still?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 4, 2009 03:34PM)
When is a 100 year old magician going to do metamorphosis?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 4, 2009 05:15PM)
When will you be available to see me do metamorphosis after I'm 100?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 4, 2009 07:45PM)
When is Jeff McBride going to give the masked moron a decent mask?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 4, 2009 10:08PM)
When is the masked moron going to smile more often?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 5, 2009 05:48AM)
When is the masked moron going to join the Café?.. :) ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 5, 2009 10:15AM)
When is the masked moron going to PM C. Angel from the Café forum?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 5, 2009 03:49PM)
When is the masked moron going to quit pretending he is a real magician?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 5, 2009 09:23PM)
When is the masked moron going to lose some weight?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 6, 2009 06:43AM)
When is the masked moron going to place masks on his assistants?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 6, 2009 07:12AM)
When is the masked moron going to reveal where he got those pretty assistants from?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 6, 2009 11:05AM)
When is the masked morons assistants going to leave his show?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 6, 2009 01:18PM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-06 12:05, joseph wrote:
When is the masked morons assistants going to leave his show?...
[/quote]

... and join me :lol:
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 6, 2009 04:00PM)
When is the producer going to admit that the lovely assistants required that the masked moron wear the mask for their benefit?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 6, 2009 06:37PM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-06 14:18, JamesTong wrote:
[quote]
On 2009-12-06 12:05, joseph wrote:
When is the masked morons assistants going to leave his show?...
[/quote]
... and join me :lol:
[/quote]

You have to share...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 6, 2009 08:53PM)
When is the masked moron going to realize he could have been a star if he had learned magic.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 6, 2009 09:16PM)
When is the masked moron's assistants going to come out and perform for themselves and bill their shows as the 'Masked Moron's Assistant's Great Magic show'?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 6, 2009 09:25PM)
When is it going to be too late to do classic magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 6, 2009 09:26PM)
When is it a good time to perform the black art magic?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 7, 2009 08:41AM)
When is Santa going to get a shaver for Christmas?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 7, 2009 02:31PM)
Isn't shaver the name of one of his reindeer?..
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 7, 2009 05:36PM)
When is Joseph going to learn the names of Santa's reindeer?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 9, 2009 12:06PM)
When is Bob going to let Joseph know the names of all of Santa's reindeers?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 9, 2009 12:13PM)
When are all you folks going to gather here at the ranch and let's have a giant magicians' flea market weekend?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 9, 2009 12:17PM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-09 13:13, Bob Sanders wrote:
When are all you folks going to gather here at the ranch and let's have a giant magicians' flea market weekend?
[/quote]

That's a great idea, Bob.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 9, 2009 01:47PM)
When is the next magic show at the white house?...
Message: Posted by: jlevey (Dec 9, 2009 04:22PM)
When will the next president be a Magician?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 9, 2009 06:28PM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-09 13:17, JamesTong wrote:
[quote]
On 2009-12-09 13:13, Bob Sanders wrote:
When are all you folks going to gather here at the ranch and let's have a giant magicians' flea market weekend?
[/quote]

That's a great idea, Bob.
[/quote]

When is the best time to try to do this?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 10, 2009 05:08AM)
When is a good time to oil trap door hinges?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 10, 2009 05:55AM)
When is a good time to take a break from magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 10, 2009 07:13AM)
When is a good time to do magic during your break?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 10, 2009 11:12AM)
When is a good time to believe in magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 10, 2009 01:26PM)
When is every trick we do going to get gasps?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 10, 2009 03:17PM)
When is Tabman going to get his shots and visit us in Alabama?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 10, 2009 07:52PM)
When is there going to be a magic show during the football halftime?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 10, 2009 08:36PM)
When is football going to be played during magic halftime?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 10, 2009 09:40PM)
When are door mats going to be used as close up mats?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 11, 2009 07:34AM)
When is a car mat going to have a rabbit in hat on it?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 11, 2009 08:20AM)
When is it going to be illegal to have magical thoughts while driving?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 11, 2009 10:08AM)
When is James going to make a huge top hat to be placed on top of his car?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 11, 2009 01:55PM)
When is the 13th day of xmas?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 11, 2009 05:34PM)
When is magic for the blind going to start?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 11, 2009 10:30PM)
When is it easy to teach magic to old cows?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 12, 2009 06:08AM)
When is the next train to F.I.S.M.? ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 12, 2009 09:53AM)
When is a convention planner going to consider the attendees?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 12, 2009 11:08AM)
When is someone going to explain what FISM means? Is it "Frustrated Individuals Selling Magic"?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 12, 2009 11:15AM)
When is the South ever going to be warm again?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 12, 2009 11:22AM)
When is the weather going to be friendly again?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 12, 2009 11:24AM)
When is it going to be possible to have magic weathermen?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 12, 2009 11:32AM)
When is the weathermen going to take up magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 12, 2009 02:01PM)
When is summer comin?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 12, 2009 06:51PM)
When is Halloween going to be moved to a warmer time of year?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 12, 2009 07:00PM)
When is my next xmas gig?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 12, 2009 07:49PM)
When is "magic" not going to be a four letter word to some spouses?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 12, 2009 11:25PM)
When is Bob going to be dressed up as Santa?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 13, 2009 06:29AM)
When is James going to decorate his xmas tree with his shirt? .. :) ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 13, 2009 01:11PM)
... that shirt is actually the blendo bag to shirt trick :lol:
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 13, 2009 02:11PM)
When is someone going to invent the restored tire tread trick?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 13, 2009 04:34PM)
When is someone going to come up with a trick that vanishes high mileage off your car?
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Dec 13, 2009 05:14PM)
When is a magician going to figure out a way to lose wieght without doing a THING?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 13, 2009 05:52PM)
When is all that stuff going to fit in my pockets?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 13, 2009 06:11PM)
When is it going to be possible for me to lose weight on a soft drink diet?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 13, 2009 06:14PM)
When is my square circle going to produce free xmas gifts?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 13, 2009 06:37PM)
When is my square circle going to be self-loading?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 14, 2009 05:30AM)
When is someone going to notice the IT icicles on my xmas tree?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 14, 2009 05:46AM)
When is people going to stop thinking that magic is real?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 14, 2009 07:45AM)
When is my xmas tree going to bloom its own ornaments?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 14, 2009 11:08AM)
When is Joseph going to take a photo of his xmas tree blooming its own ornaments?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 15, 2009 06:19AM)
When is the zombie shell coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 08:46AM)
When is the shell going to mutate into a zombie?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2009 09:21AM)
When is magic going to be admitted as an area of medicine and politics?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 09:57AM)
When are magicians going to stop believing they are real magicians?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2009 10:45AM)
When is average on the average going to be acceptable as average?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 10:46AM)
When is the truth accepted as the truth eventhough the majority do not?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2009 10:48AM)
When is the world going to recognize that half being below average is normal?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 10:52AM)
When are magicians going to realize that real world magic performances are different?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2009 10:54AM)
When is the audience of a magic show going to shout, "Hold it! That's original!"
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 10:56AM)
When are magic dealers going to stop publishing the half truths in magic catalogs?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 15, 2009 05:35PM)
When is the next ground breaking trick coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 15, 2009 09:37PM)
When are magicians going to stop stealing ideas from one another?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 16, 2009 05:37AM)
When is my magic wish list going to end?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 16, 2009 06:00AM)
When is the smallest and tiniest magic book going to come out as a collector's item?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 16, 2009 06:01AM)
When is a giant book containing all magic coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 16, 2009 06:11AM)
When is the softest 6 foot sponge balls going to come out for sale?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 16, 2009 07:36AM)
When is the next sponge ball dvd coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 16, 2009 08:46AM)
When are they going to make invisible sponge balls?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 16, 2009 09:58AM)
When is my fruit cake going to soften up?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 16, 2009 11:47AM)
When am I going to buy another bag of sponge balls?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 16, 2009 10:56PM)
When is a 5 foot sponge ball that fits in my tt coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 17, 2009 07:51AM)
When is there ever going to be a card silk with my force card on it?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 17, 2009 08:06AM)
When are magicians going to use toe tips to replace thumb tips?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 17, 2009 10:00AM)
When are magicians going to do magic on bubblegum cards?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 17, 2009 11:23AM)
When are magicians going to stop fooling themselves?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 17, 2009 06:02PM)
When are magicians going to use "seriously" as a magic word?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 17, 2009 06:07PM)
When is Angels new real magic series going to continue?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 18, 2009 09:03AM)
When is a magician cross word puzzle book going to be sold?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 18, 2009 03:35PM)
When is doing magic going to be considered only for the intelligent?
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 18, 2009 07:50PM)
When are they coming out with a stop smoking book for rats it's titled how to pull a habit out of a rat.

Posted: Dec 18, 2009 8:56pm
When is Houdini really going to come back and do a magic show with Elvis?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 18, 2009 08:00PM)
Hosted by Bill Bixby...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 18, 2009 08:19PM)
And Doug Henning
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 18, 2009 09:05PM)
When is the movie "Back to the future with magicians" going to be aired?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 18, 2009 09:54PM)
When is the old joke about the bad magician named ON TU LONG going to stop being told?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 19, 2009 05:57AM)
When is the next crime solving magic drama coming on?...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 19, 2009 07:28AM)
When is the next situtaion comedy about magicians coming out?

My favorite was Night Court with Harry Anderson
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 19, 2009 09:22AM)
When is the floating bowling ball coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 19, 2009 11:14AM)
When and how long this thread is going to last?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 19, 2009 04:35PM)
When is the $20 bet going to backfire on the magician?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 19, 2009 06:19PM)
When is a magician going to swim onto stage?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 19, 2009 09:08PM)
When is the oldest trick in the world going to be performed again?
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 19, 2009 10:19PM)
When is a magician not a magician?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 20, 2009 02:43AM)
When is a magician really a heckler?
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 20, 2009 04:58AM)
When is the assistant and the magician going to trade places?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 20, 2009 05:33AM)
When is the next masked moron workshop?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 20, 2009 10:17AM)
When is the masked moron going to surprise the world with a masked moroness duo act?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 20, 2009 02:59PM)
When is the Masked Moron going to become a real entertainer?
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 20, 2009 04:19PM)
When is the Masked Moron going to show his face on TV?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 20, 2009 06:11PM)
When is the flea circus coming to town?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 20, 2009 09:08PM)
When is the Masked Moron going to retire?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 21, 2009 05:39AM)
When is the next alien magician going to visit?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 21, 2009 08:01AM)
When is someone going to build another magic castle at the North Pole?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 21, 2009 08:30AM)
When is someone going to start a Magic Castle at Disney World?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 21, 2009 08:36AM)
When is the Magic Castle going to start a francise?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 21, 2009 02:29PM)
When is every state going to have its own Magic Castle?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 21, 2009 05:42PM)
When is someone going to discover the great pile of vanished coins?
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 21, 2009 07:02PM)
When is someone going to to a flying levitation?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Dec 21, 2009 08:01PM)
When is Dynamike going to stop working and post 8,000 more times?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 21, 2009 09:04PM)
When is Jay going to do grit tricks as a true southerner in California?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 22, 2009 05:57AM)
When is Jay going to send me an illusion for xmas?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 08:11AM)
When is Dynamike going to post again?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 08:42AM)
When is Dynamike going to get up this morning?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 08:51AM)
When is Dynamike going to solve his technical problem?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 22, 2009 09:14AM)
When is the Magic Castle having an open house?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 11:01AM)
When is Photius going to recover from all his Christmas services scheduled?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 11:28AM)
When is the The Magic Paradise going to be build next to The Magic Castle?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 11:43AM)
When is the GoodYear Blimp going to become a magic shop?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 11:50AM)
When is the first Chinese sticks contest going to be held?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 22, 2009 12:46PM)
When is a magic hologram coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 01:51PM)
When is magic going to become an Olympic event?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Dec 22, 2009 06:56PM)
When is I going to get time to read all these posts?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 07:59PM)
When is Obama going to pass out the magicians' bailout money?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 09:11PM)
... and order at least a million pieces of silks from Bob so the Café members can have free silks for their acts.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 09:12PM)
Anyone going to believe that!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 09:15PM)
If it comes true, don't forget to send me a big box of silks :lol:
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 09:17PM)
When is James going to need all these silks for his act?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 09:18PM)
When are all those free silks going to reach James' house?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 09:20PM)
When is the silk going to be shipped? Right after Obama borrows our way out of debt.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 09:21PM)
Good one, Bob :lol:
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 09:23PM)
When is it going to dawn on Americans that you have to produce more than you consume to prosper?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 09:55PM)
When is playing cards going to be replaced with tarrot cards for magic?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 10:12PM)
When is fortune telling going to be new?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 22, 2009 10:20PM)
When is fortune telling going to be a part time job for magicians?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2009 10:28PM)
When is fortune telling going to be a career with a future?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 23, 2009 05:50AM)
Major in history..wait, there's no future in it...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 23, 2009 07:59AM)
When are fortune telling fish really going to tell your future?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 23, 2009 09:22AM)
When is the masked morons xmas special?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 23, 2009 09:25AM)
When will magicians declare xmas as their rest day?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 23, 2009 09:29AM)
When is the next trick play in the football game?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 23, 2009 09:42AM)
When is 'Magician's Day' going to be officially recognized?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 23, 2009 12:35PM)
When is that mime gonna say something?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 23, 2009 12:47PM)
When is that mime going to propose verbally to his girlfriend?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 23, 2009 12:56PM)
When is that mime gonna break out of that box?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 23, 2009 01:00PM)
When is the mime going to perform mentalism acts?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 23, 2009 01:08PM)
When is the vent going to finish that glass of water?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 23, 2009 01:14PM)
When is the vent going to get the dummy to perform card productions?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 23, 2009 04:18PM)
When is Santa going to get a new suit?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 23, 2009 11:08PM)
When is Santa going to lose some weight?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 24, 2009 06:23AM)
When is Santa going to get me that treadmill?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 24, 2009 08:52AM)
When is Photius going to say "Roll Tide".
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 24, 2009 09:30AM)
When is Santa going to have a drink with me?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 24, 2009 09:32AM)
..I hope it's milk & cookies.. :) ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 24, 2009 09:39AM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-24 10:32, joseph wrote:
..I hope it's milk & cookies.. :) ...
[/quote]

... along with yogurt too. :lol:
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 24, 2009 11:02AM)
When is Santa going to tell us what he adds to the milk?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 24, 2009 01:33PM)
When is Mrs. Santa going to go with him on xmas eve?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 24, 2009 06:15PM)
When is Photius going to "Come East Young Man"?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 24, 2009 08:38PM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-24 19:15, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is Photius going to "Come East Young Man"?
[/quote]

... and sing the xmas carols.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 25, 2009 07:04AM)
A christmas carol? .. What the Dickens are you talkin about?.. :) ...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 25, 2009 07:37AM)
When am I going to spend some time with my family?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 25, 2009 07:52AM)
When are magicians going to be more comical instead of being so serious?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 25, 2009 08:57PM)
When is a magicians going to learn to laugh at himself like the audience does.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 25, 2009 09:02PM)
When is magic going to be taught in school?
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 25, 2009 09:50PM)
When is Photius not going to correct somebody when they make a mistake with
a limerick?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 26, 2009 08:20AM)
When is Mike going to realize that we have all been corrected by him?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 26, 2009 01:40PM)
When is the grinch going to reproduce xmas?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 26, 2009 05:57PM)
When is the staff at the airport actually going to help you get somewhere else?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 26, 2009 07:11PM)
When is Santa going to take a plane like everyone else?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 26, 2009 08:10PM)
When is Santa going to use UPS to send his presents?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 26, 2009 11:15PM)
When is Mike going to learn that the "Little Darlings" have horns holding up some of those halos?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 27, 2009 05:22AM)
When is the first trick of the new year coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 27, 2009 09:50AM)
When and who is the first person posting on the first day of 2010?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 27, 2009 06:45PM)
When is James going to learn that my forecasts are never in advance!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 27, 2009 09:41PM)
When is BoB going to show us his latest innovation?
Message: Posted by: Drake (Dec 27, 2009 10:15PM)
When is the group that I have come to enjoy reading here going admit we all have posting problems?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 28, 2009 04:09AM)
When is everyone here going to admit that we are all some kind of Café addicts?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 28, 2009 06:11AM)
When is an indestructible deck of cards coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 28, 2009 10:16AM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-27 19:45, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is James going to learn that my forecasts are never in advance!
[/quote]

When is James going to realize that it is better to predict the past than forecasting the future?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 28, 2009 12:43PM)
When is the next (or first) psychic going to predict the winning lotto #s?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 28, 2009 04:59PM)
When is being a magician going to be an honorable profession?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 28, 2009 08:29PM)
When is magic going to be accepted as a respected profession?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 29, 2009 06:11AM)
When is my remote going to automatically locate magic on tv?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 29, 2009 06:30AM)
When can I buy a program that automatically downloads magic clips?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 29, 2009 09:56AM)
When are the cops going to quit rounding up magicians with the "usual suspects"?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 29, 2009 11:09AM)
When are the cops going to quit rounding up your stooges just before your show.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 29, 2009 12:55PM)
When is the last vhs magic video going to be sold?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 29, 2009 08:54PM)
When is the first magic get-together in 2010 going to be organized?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 30, 2009 07:51AM)
When is the tailor going to stop sewing my topit shut?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 30, 2009 09:30AM)
When are magicians going to substitute the topit with something more visible?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 30, 2009 12:35PM)
When is graveyard magic going to catch on?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 30, 2009 12:59PM)
When are magicians going on strike?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 30, 2009 01:44PM)
When will the government keep a separate index for unemployed magicians?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 30, 2009 01:52PM)
When will magicians stop revealing the secrets of magic?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 30, 2009 01:54PM)
When is the audience gong to fear failure worse than the entertainer does?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 30, 2009 01:57PM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-30 14:54, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is the audience gong to fear failure worse than the entertainer does?
[/quote]

When their head is about to be chopped by the guillotine :lol:
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 30, 2009 02:03PM)
When is a magicians going to use the guillotine for real?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 30, 2009 02:05PM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-30 15:03, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is a magicians going to use the guillotine for real?
[/quote]

... they are keeping it for the masked moron.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 30, 2009 02:10PM)
When is the Masked Moron going to vanish himself?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 31, 2009 06:07AM)
When is the last trick of the year coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 31, 2009 09:41AM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-30 15:10, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is the Masked Moron going to vanish himself?
[/quote]


.... and his clones, apprentices or stand-ins as well.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 31, 2009 10:08AM)
When is the Masked Moron's sponsor going to vanish? (You know that has the most effect!)
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Dec 31, 2009 10:26AM)
[quote]
On 2009-12-31 11:08, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is the Masked Moron's sponsor going to vanish? (You know that has the most effect!)
[/quote]

... and the TV stations as well.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 31, 2009 01:54PM)
When is that xmas tree coming down?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 31, 2009 09:07PM)
When is coin magic going to simply switch to debit cards?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 1, 2010 06:15AM)
When is my magic wish list going to decrease instead of increase?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 1, 2010 09:37AM)
When is the weather man going to be as accurate as the one ahead method?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 1, 2010 10:08AM)
When is a big surprise coming out for magicians this year (2010)?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 1, 2010 11:22AM)
When is Harvard going to offer a PhD. in Magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 1, 2010 02:51PM)
When is the next volunteer going to do a show at Folsom Prison?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 2, 2010 02:00PM)
When is the newspaper going to admit that they have a puddle section?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jan 2, 2010 05:48PM)
When is I going to wake up from this dream and discover that I'm really a rabbit?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 3, 2010 06:59AM)
When is my New Years resolution going to last more than a week?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 3, 2010 08:56PM)
When is there going to be a t-shirt that says "Viagra Donor"?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 4, 2010 08:07PM)
When is the Mars rover going to bring back some woofle dust?...
Message: Posted by: Magic Spank (Jan 5, 2010 01:47AM)
[quote]
On 2010-01-04 21:07, joseph wrote:
When is the Mars rover going to bring back some woofle dust?...
[/quote]

http://www.woofledust.com
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 5, 2010 07:34PM)
When is my cat going to choose my force card?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 6, 2010 01:40PM)
When are playing cards going to get serious?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 6, 2010 07:37PM)
When is my lota bowl going to produce unlimited gasoline?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 6, 2010 08:51PM)
When is Father Photius going to see the Crimson Tide play football again?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 7, 2010 03:16PM)
When is a half back going to get his other half back?...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Jan 8, 2010 08:19AM)
When is it going to stop snowing in the northeast?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 8, 2010 01:01PM)
When is David Blaine going to do One-Camera magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 9, 2010 12:56PM)
When is Angel going to do any magic?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 9, 2010 01:31PM)
When is April Fool's Day going to list the reasons by name.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 9, 2010 02:09PM)
When is the groundhog going to do some shadowography?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 10, 2010 03:58PM)
When is magic for mature audiences be the normal assumption rather than for children?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 10, 2010 05:29PM)
When is a permanent press silk going to be invented?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 11, 2010 12:27PM)
When is magic going to be part of the Olympics?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 12, 2010 02:48PM)
..and perform the vanishing Olympic torch?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 13, 2010 10:09AM)
When is magic going to be taken more seriously by adults?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 13, 2010 02:36PM)
When is a kevlar deck of cards coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 13, 2010 07:01PM)
When is there going to be a government rehab program for magicians?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 14, 2010 08:17AM)
[quote]
On 2010-01-13 20:01, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is there going to be a government rehab program for magicians?
[/quote]

To remove their addiction for posting at the Café??? :lol:
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 14, 2010 07:16PM)
When is there going to be a magic rock opera?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 15, 2010 09:04AM)
When is there going to be a mime convention?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 15, 2010 02:39PM)
I know it won't be noisy...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 16, 2010 11:45AM)
When are magicians going to take up the art of miming?
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Jan 16, 2010 02:59PM)
When is David Blaine NOT going to use camera cuts?

Posted: Jan 16, 2010 4:00pm
When is David Blaine NOT going to use stooges?

Posted: Jan 16, 2010 4:02pm
When is the New Orleans Saints going to make it to the Super Bowl?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 16, 2010 05:17PM)
When is an audience member going to say "I saw that" when there was really something to see?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 16, 2010 05:37PM)
When is someone going to vanish the Queen Mary?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 16, 2010 06:20PM)
When is a magician going to make the Titanic reappear?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 17, 2010 01:13AM)
[quote]
On 2010-01-16 19:20, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is a magician going to make the Titanic reappear?
[/quote]

... so there will be more jobs for cruise magicians.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 17, 2010 06:26AM)
..and they will succeed or sink...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 17, 2010 10:01AM)
... and they will call it the Titanic 2 movie.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 17, 2010 08:32PM)
When is there going to be a series of re-assassination movies?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 18, 2010 05:54AM)
When is magic going to be sold at the grocery check out counter?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 18, 2010 07:58AM)
When is magic going to replace all toys at the shopping malls?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 19, 2010 02:44PM)
When are people going to believe that we could use a whole deck?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 20, 2010 09:42AM)
When are magicians going to call a deck of cards, a pack of cards?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 20, 2010 05:55PM)
When are speech classes going to require performing a magic effect as a course requirement?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 20, 2010 08:10PM)
When is my spirit slate going to reveal the winning lottery numbers?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 21, 2010 10:26AM)
When are animals going to use magicians in their acts?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 21, 2010 10:27AM)
When are chimpanzees going to dress up as magicians?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 21, 2010 03:13PM)
When is the playboy mansion going to sell stripper decks?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 21, 2010 05:00PM)
... the public going to realize that being slow is as useful as being fast in magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 22, 2010 11:19AM)
When are magicians going to realize that fast is not necessary better than slow?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 23, 2010 05:51AM)
When is a slow motion metamorphosis going to be performed?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 23, 2010 11:42AM)
When is Dynamike going to re-appear again?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 24, 2010 06:32AM)
When is my cat going to stop using my sands of the desert as a litter box?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 24, 2010 06:40PM)
When is cat magic going to replace rabbit magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 25, 2010 12:31PM)
When is my rabbit going to stop playing and hiding inside my mirror box?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 25, 2010 03:22PM)
When is Saturn going to link a couple of its rings?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 26, 2010 08:59AM)
... the next therapy session?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 27, 2010 09:42AM)
[quote]
On 2010-01-26 09:59, Bob Sanders wrote:
... the next therapy session?
[/quote]


.... to stop performing the ACR? :lol:
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 27, 2010 11:44AM)
... the 12 Step Program for magicians going to be something we can admit we need?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jan 30, 2010 05:32AM)
When is Minnesota Fats' billiard ball routine coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 30, 2010 10:08AM)
When is there going to be a definition of "normal" for magicians?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 30, 2010 10:22AM)
When are new magicians going to accept that being jobless is normal?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 30, 2010 06:55PM)
When is it going to be OK to be a magician without being jobless?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jan 31, 2010 10:44AM)
When are jobless magicians going to start learning from those that are full of jobs?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jan 31, 2010 05:09PM)
When are the jobless magicians going to learn that classical magic will keep you in work when "experiments" fail?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Feb 1, 2010 11:02AM)
[quote]
On 2010-01-31 18:09, Bob Sanders wrote:
When are the jobless magicians going to learn that classical magic will keep you in work when "experiments" fail?
[/quote]

... or stealing someone's act ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 1, 2010 12:09PM)
When is the world of magic going to measure success in the joy brought to audiences instead of the complexity of the tricks?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Feb 2, 2010 10:28AM)
When is Dynamike going to drop by with his humor again?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 6, 2010 06:02AM)
When is my magnet magic going to attract a crowd?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 6, 2010 09:17PM)
When is Tabman going to join me for some Mardi Gras magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 7, 2010 06:11AM)
When is the "Now That's Funny" group going to throw a magic party?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 7, 2010 04:54PM)
When is the Super Bowl going to be replaced by magic of the Café Guys?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 10, 2010 09:19PM)
When is the hockey puck shell coming out?...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Feb 11, 2010 12:39AM)
When is everyone going to run out of things to write here?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 11, 2010 07:21PM)
When is the magic vent juggler man coming to town?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Feb 13, 2010 11:07AM)
[quote]
On 2010-02-11 01:39, Bill Ligon wrote:
When is everyone going to run out of things to write here?
[/quote]

That's a good question! But somehow there's always something to write after reading the previous posts.


When is this thread going to slow down? :bg:
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 13, 2010 01:58PM)
When is this thread going to speed up?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 13, 2010 07:51PM)
When is this thread going to go toward anything?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 14, 2010 06:40AM)
When is someone going to invent milkshake in light bulb?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 14, 2010 05:45PM)
When is flash paper going to be reusable?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 14, 2010 06:48PM)
When is that flea gonna jump thru the hoop?...
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Feb 14, 2010 11:50PM)
When is another new magic series going to be on TV?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Feb 15, 2010 11:52AM)
When is this thread going to attract more posters?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 17, 2010 08:57PM)
When are magic wand going to be self propelled?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Feb 18, 2010 12:04PM)
When are magicians going to stop using the magic wands?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Feb 19, 2010 05:28PM)
When is it going to be OK to have magic wands that Don't work?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 19, 2010 06:00PM)
Why doesn't my magic wand give me super powers?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Feb 21, 2010 01:13PM)
When ia a real magic wand that really has super powers going to be sold?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 25, 2010 08:58PM)
When is someone going to sell 6 packs of magic wands?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Feb 25, 2010 09:17PM)
When is someone going to buy the 6 packs of magic wands offered by Joseph?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 27, 2010 02:18PM)
When is my deck of tv magic cards going to be worth something?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Feb 28, 2010 11:21AM)
When are magicians going to offer me a good price for my incomplete decks?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Feb 28, 2010 02:20PM)
When is my magic wand going to fix my car?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 1, 2010 08:20AM)
When is Joseph's magic wand going to fix the economy problem?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 3, 2010 07:43AM)
When is doing prison time going to required before politicians take office instead of afterward?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 3, 2010 11:53AM)
When are prisons going to book magic acts and pay well for it?
Message: Posted by: Magic Enhancer (Mar 3, 2010 12:14PM)
When is this thread going to end? Do we want it to? Hell no!
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 3, 2010 03:02PM)
When is my magic wand going to fix my very worn close up mat?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 4, 2010 10:47AM)
When is the government going to tax happiness?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 4, 2010 10:49AM)
When are magicians' dreams going to come true?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 4, 2010 10:51AM)
When is the government going to produce gimmicked coins?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 4, 2010 10:55AM)
[quote]
On 2010-03-04 11:51, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is the government going to produce gimmicked coins?
[/quote]

... especially those with locking shells ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 6, 2010 06:18AM)
When is the government going to produce state silver dollars?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 6, 2010 11:44AM)
When is the silver Obama dollars coming out?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 8, 2010 06:50AM)
When is basketball done, and magic coming back on tv?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 8, 2010 11:15AM)
When are magic commercials going to be shown on TV?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 10, 2010 10:46AM)
When is it going to be OK to say most TV commercials are trying to get people to believe in magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 10, 2010 11:39AM)
When are people going to realise that there's no such thing as real magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 13, 2010 06:23AM)
When is the next cups and balls video coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 13, 2010 01:24PM)
When is a larger jumbo deck coming out?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 13, 2010 08:15PM)
When is Copperfield going to sell all his secrets in a book and retire?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 14, 2010 06:32AM)
When is there going to be a magic show starring Blaine, Coppertone, Angel and the masked moron?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 14, 2010 09:24AM)
When is the world going to realize that not all magic is for kids?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 14, 2010 10:52AM)
[quote]
On 2010-03-14 07:32, joseph wrote:
When is there going to be a magic show starring Blaine, Coppertone, Angel and the masked moron?...
[/quote]

Jokes aside .. this could be the blockbuster magic show of the year.
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 15, 2010 08:03PM)
When is we going to get back on topic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 16, 2010 12:01PM)
When is this thread going to reach 100 pages?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Mar 16, 2010 01:07PM)
When will Bus do his 1000th post?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 16, 2010 02:32PM)
When will I reach eternal order?
Message: Posted by: Magic Enhancer (Mar 16, 2010 06:58PM)
When was the war of 1812?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 17, 2010 09:09AM)
... When is Xmas coming again this year?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 17, 2010 09:02PM)
When is fire magic going to be safe?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 18, 2010 12:27AM)
When are magicians going to give up fire wallets?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 18, 2010 01:30PM)
When are magicians going to stop burning their wallets?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 18, 2010 04:14PM)
When are magicians going to stop burning their hard earned money??
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 19, 2010 01:02PM)
When are magicians going to stop their impulsive buying of the latest props released?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 19, 2010 01:28PM)
When are the dealers going to stop selling us this junk?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Mar 19, 2010 09:25PM)
When is John Calvert going to start dying his hair?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Mar 19, 2010 09:41PM)
When is my hair going to stop dying?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 19, 2010 11:12PM)
When is MY hair going to grow back?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 20, 2010 06:15AM)
When is the next person going to fall for the squirting flower gag?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 20, 2010 08:01AM)
When is we all going to decide that clowning is more profitable?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 20, 2010 11:52AM)
When is the biggest pair of clown shoes going to be sold?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 20, 2010 12:59PM)
When is they going to bring back Bozo's Circus on W.G.N?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 20, 2010 03:32PM)
When is the next Mark & Nani Wilson & company tv performance?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 20, 2010 04:26PM)
When is magic going to get back to the simpler days when Mark and Nani were all the rage?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 21, 2010 06:15AM)
When is my tiger going to let me pet her?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 21, 2010 08:23AM)
When is my woman going to let me pet her?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 21, 2010 12:26PM)
When are magicians going to stop petting their pets?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 21, 2010 01:06PM)
When are pets going to get tired of all this?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 21, 2010 03:14PM)
When is my zombie going to look like it's really floating?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 21, 2010 05:27PM)
When are they going to find a way where we can make things float without gimmicks?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 22, 2010 01:19PM)
When is it that a magician can self-levitate without any gimmicks?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 22, 2010 02:41PM)
When are we going to finally figure out that we CAN'T levitate?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 23, 2010 02:02PM)
When are magicians going to realise that magic can be real but only in their dreams?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 23, 2010 05:06PM)
When are my dreams of magic going to become real?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 24, 2010 01:41PM)
When is the dream assistant going to materialise in front of you?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 24, 2010 05:39PM)
When am I going to have the power to produce a REAL girl by magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 25, 2010 11:34AM)
When am I going to have the power to do real magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 25, 2010 02:51PM)
When is a permanent press silk going to be invented?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 25, 2010 07:45PM)
When are we all going to get a life?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 26, 2010 03:01PM)
When are we going to live a normal non-magical life?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 26, 2010 04:24PM)
When is you know what going to freeze over?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 27, 2010 06:11AM)
When is the economy coming back, so we can get more shows?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 27, 2010 11:31AM)
When are booking agents going to start beating a path to our door?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 27, 2010 02:17PM)
When will magic shows be seen performed everywhere?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 27, 2010 02:19PM)
When will we magicians gain some RESPECT?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Mar 28, 2010 06:10AM)
When is my next free show?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 28, 2010 11:59AM)
When are they going to pay us what we are worth?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 28, 2010 12:34PM)
When is daffydoug going to produce even bigger bills?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 28, 2010 07:06PM)
When is they going to arrest me for counterfeiting?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 30, 2010 01:45PM)
When are those dancing smilies going to do some magic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Mar 30, 2010 08:13PM)
When is Dynamo going to do a clown show for us?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 31, 2010 10:46AM)
When are we all going to stop clowning around and get serious?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Mar 31, 2010 03:23PM)
When are magicians not a clown?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 31, 2010 04:28PM)
When are clowns not magicians?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Apr 1, 2010 12:02PM)
When are magicians going to stop behaving like clowns?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 2, 2010 08:23AM)
When are we going to get Serious? He keeps hiding!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Apr 2, 2010 12:11PM)
When is the person who keeps hiding comes out and join in the fun?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 3, 2010 10:04AM)
When are we going to know his secret identity?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 3, 2010 12:02PM)
When will the worlds bigest magic wand be called the 8th wonder of the world?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Apr 3, 2010 12:31PM)
[quote]
On 2010-04-03 13:02, jay leslie wrote:
When will the worlds bigest magic wand be called the 8th wonder of the world?
[/quote]

... and what size would that be?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 4, 2010 10:55AM)
When is Nike going to sell clown sneakers?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Apr 4, 2010 12:12PM)
When is a magician going to perform an act using shoes only?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 10, 2010 06:48AM)
When is tiger woods gonna vanish for good?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 11, 2010 11:55PM)
When are we all gonna' learn to golf like Tiger Woods?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Apr 14, 2010 12:57PM)
When is Tiger Woods going to take up magic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 17, 2010 05:37AM)
Maybe he's not feeling up to par?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Apr 19, 2010 08:03AM)
When are magicians taking up golf?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Apr 21, 2010 06:17PM)
When is Tiger Woods is going to stop being known as Cheetah Woods?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Apr 22, 2010 01:41PM)
When is Cheetah Woods going to change his name to Jaguar Woods?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 24, 2010 05:44AM)
When is Tiger Woods going to show us the multiplying golf ball routine?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Apr 24, 2010 07:38AM)
[quote]
On 2010-04-24 06:44, joseph wrote:
When is Tiger Woods going to show us the multiplying golf ball routine?...
[/quote]

... and the dancing golf club.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Apr 24, 2010 09:16AM)
..and the silk caddy?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Apr 25, 2010 11:14AM)
When is the Tiger Woods Magic Shop going to open for magicians?
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 1, 2010 05:46AM)
When is the circus going to have magicians again?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (May 1, 2010 12:13PM)
When is the circus going to have more than one magic act?
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 1, 2010 04:39PM)
When is a magician actually going to use a cane for walking?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (May 2, 2010 12:11PM)
When are magicians going to stop using any cane for their acts?
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 2, 2010 09:41PM)
When is an assistant going to not dance around?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (May 3, 2010 01:42PM)
When are magicians going to stop using the assistant's sex appeal to their advantage?
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 9, 2010 07:48AM)
When is someone going to write a book of all these posts?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (May 9, 2010 11:08AM)
When is the next magician going to start posting on this thread?
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 15, 2010 05:55AM)
When is water bottle trick #500 coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (May 15, 2010 01:39PM)
When is the oldest trick going to be performed again?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 15, 2010 05:45PM)
When is Congress going to tax magic wands to discourage productivity?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (May 15, 2010 09:49PM)
When is a micro magic convention going to be held for those who likes performing with micro magic props?
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 16, 2010 06:46AM)
When is the 20 cent magic vhs tape sale?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (May 16, 2010 02:05PM)
When are even smaller size magic Dvds going to be sold?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 21, 2010 03:22PM)
When is Arizona going to cut off the electricity to Los Angeles?
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 22, 2010 04:54AM)
When is Letterman going to enjoy magic?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 22, 2010 06:49AM)
When are we going to thank Letterman for extending closeup magic week for another week?
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 23, 2010 06:19AM)
When is national average magician day?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (May 25, 2010 08:54AM)
When is the US Government going to abolish nonfunctional agencies?
Message: Posted by: joseph (May 29, 2010 05:50AM)
When is a magic shop going to be open on Memorial Day?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jun 6, 2010 01:41PM)
When are magic shops going to have swap-meet for magicians?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 7, 2010 10:11AM)
When is President Obama going to show up for work?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jun 9, 2010 02:05PM)
When is President Obama going to watch my ACR trick?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 9, 2010 08:24PM)
When is President Obama going to see my oil (slick) and water effect?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jun 10, 2010 01:59PM)
[quote]
On 2010-06-09 21:24, joseph wrote:
When is President Obama going to see my oil (slick) and water effect?...
[/quote]

... sponsored by BP ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 11, 2010 06:24AM)
When is our group going to publish a book or cassette of these cute quips?...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jun 13, 2010 05:38PM)
When is James going to post in every topic?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 15, 2010 08:10PM)
When is jay going to buy "no fault" insurance for those earthquakes?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jun 16, 2010 10:54AM)
When is Joseph going to vanish those oil spills and leaks so he can get international coverage for this act?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 16, 2010 07:44PM)
When is everyone going to keep the magic they have and not sell or trade it?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jun 17, 2010 03:46PM)
When is everyone going to send me all their magic as a gift?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 19, 2010 06:29AM)
When is cylinder and coins going to use an ice cream cone and necco wafer?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 19, 2010 06:43PM)
When will the tax on magic disappear?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 20, 2010 06:39AM)
When is the 20 dvd set on the various passes released?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jun 20, 2010 11:33AM)
When is another "apparently" new DVD with the latest offering coming out?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 24, 2010 09:06AM)
When is a good alarm hour glass going to be available?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jun 25, 2010 07:08AM)
When is the parole board going to let me practice for people farther away than two houses?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jun 28, 2010 12:56PM)
When is Joseph going to stop practicing his dancing cane routine in his front yard?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jun 30, 2010 07:42AM)
When is there going to be a second "Tee Party" for guys that dress funny?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jun 30, 2010 03:20PM)
When is Jay going to throw a party for all of us here?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jul 1, 2010 06:00PM)
When is everyone going to pitch in some money :spinningcoin: ? :cheers:
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 3, 2010 04:58PM)
When is it going to be OK to fire a magician for talking to the press like the President fires Generals for talking to the press?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 4, 2010 01:13PM)
When is it OK to fire a magician for revealing magic secrets in YouTube?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 5, 2010 09:31AM)
When is someone going to buy a set of my invisible silks?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 6, 2010 02:24PM)
When is joseph going to perform his dancing invisible silk routine?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 7, 2010 01:02PM)
When is Joseph going to admit that he does his Invisible Silk trick with an Invisible Reel?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 8, 2010 09:24AM)
When is someone going to not figure out all of my tricks?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 8, 2010 01:13PM)
[quote]
On 2010-07-07 14:02, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is Joseph going to admit that he does his Invisible Silk trick with an Invisible Reel?
[/quote]

When is Joseph going to market that routine?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 8, 2010 06:05PM)
When is anybody going to shell out the money if he does?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 9, 2010 01:47PM)
When is the release date for that item?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 9, 2010 07:57PM)
When are the professionals going to adapt this into their set?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 10, 2010 02:33PM)
When are magicians going to give their reviews on this set?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 10, 2010 08:08PM)
When is Dynamike going to stop leaving us?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 11, 2010 07:33AM)
When is the multiplying ameobas coming out?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 11, 2010 08:37AM)
[quote]
On 2010-07-11 08:33, joseph wrote:
When is the multiplying ameobas coming out?...
[/quote]

... are there any trapdoors, radio contolled gadgetry and wires involved?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 11, 2010 08:52AM)
No..just some escaping gas...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 11, 2010 10:10AM)
When is we going to get back on track in this thread?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 11, 2010 11:32AM)
When is Daff going to reach 10,000 post?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 12, 2010 07:07AM)
When is the IRS going to let us sign charity shows as a writeoff?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 12, 2010 10:02AM)
When is the IRS going to be outlawed?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 12, 2010 10:34AM)
When is the IRS going to make out taxes disappear?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 13, 2010 09:55AM)
Why is the American people going to get sick and fed up and say "Enough is enough?"
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jul 13, 2010 01:59PM)
When is I going to learn english?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 13, 2010 02:56PM)
When is I gonna do magic good?...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jul 13, 2010 03:24PM)
When will the Wisenheimer Coin Trick appear on AGT?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 14, 2010 02:41PM)
When will we all know what exactly is this Wisenheimer coin trick?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jul 14, 2010 03:07PM)
When will daffydoug read Dunningers, Wilson and Tarbell?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 14, 2010 05:49PM)
When will he have the money to be able to afford them?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 14, 2010 05:56PM)
When is the masked morons next exciting episode?...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jul 14, 2010 09:28PM)
You think it's exciting?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 17, 2010 06:00AM)
When is my audience going to stop fighting over seats near the exit?...
Message: Posted by: Doruk Ülgen (Jul 17, 2010 08:39AM)
When is the masked magician going to be murdered?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 18, 2010 01:53PM)
When is the masked magician going to be unmasked?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jul 18, 2010 07:09PM)
I see that James hasn't paid his cable bill again.....


When Is the completed items in the When Is section going to be henceforth called When Was?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 19, 2010 05:33AM)
When is my flipper band going to break in the middle of a routine?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 20, 2010 08:26AM)
When is "showtime" going to be the same time as when the show starts?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 21, 2010 01:28PM)
When are my cards getting worn out so I can have an excuse to buy another brick again?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 24, 2010 05:49AM)
What is James building with all those bricks?...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 24, 2010 02:28PM)
When is a "Magic Olympics" going to be organized?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 25, 2010 05:54AM)
[quote]
On 2010-07-24 15:28, JamesTong wrote:
When is a "Magic Olympics" going to be organized?
[/quote]

All they have so far is the linking rings logo...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 25, 2010 01:40PM)
[quote]
On 2010-07-25 06:54, joseph wrote:
[quote]
On 2010-07-24 15:28, JamesTong wrote:
When is a "Magic Olympics" going to be organized?
[/quote]

All they have so far is the linking rings logo...
[/quote]

Imagine how the logo would look like if the clothes hanger are used :lol:
.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Jul 26, 2010 08:03AM)
When is Tabman going to publish his book on Harmonica Magic?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 26, 2010 01:21PM)
[quote]
On 2010-07-26 09:03, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is Tabman going to publish his book on Harmonica Magic?
[/quote]

Does it come with his world famous color changing harmonica routine and props?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 31, 2010 07:02AM)
When is my animal balloon going to actually look like a parrot?...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jul 31, 2010 02:11PM)
When is someone going to call with an offer as opposed to making me state the rates?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Jul 31, 2010 03:13PM)
When is my background music victrola going to fail me?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 2, 2010 01:20PM)
When is Presto fast enough?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 2, 2010 03:58PM)
When is we going to stop applying musical terms to magic?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Aug 3, 2010 12:34PM)
When is Dynamike goingt to take over the magic world?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 3, 2010 04:19PM)
When is the magic world going to be READY for Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 3, 2010 07:57PM)
When is Dynamite going to stop blowing us away?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 3, 2010 08:00PM)
When is the fireplace store going to need a warm up act?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 3, 2010 09:57PM)
When is Dynamike going to get payed what he is worth?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 9, 2010 02:46PM)
When is Dynamike going to sell his Color Changing Suits DVD?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 10, 2010 10:53AM)
When is I going to be offered a contract to make a DVD or a TV special?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Aug 11, 2010 03:04PM)
When is Doug going to drive over, so I can film him?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 11, 2010 04:08PM)
When is my car going to stop losing oil?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Aug 11, 2010 04:15PM)
When will Doug bottle his oil and sell it as hair tonic?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 12, 2010 12:28AM)
When is my hair ever going to grow back again?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Aug 12, 2010 01:01PM)
Why does Doug buy little tiny rabbits that never grow?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 12, 2010 03:40PM)
When is this madness going to end?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 14, 2010 06:09AM)
When is someone going to perform a snake oil act?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 14, 2010 10:01AM)
When is the public going to stop falling for that kind of hokum?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 18, 2010 11:58PM)
When are magicians going to start including taxes for their services?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 19, 2010 12:32AM)
When is we going to clear a profit?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 19, 2010 12:51AM)
When is it I will perform enough shows to pay my bills?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 19, 2010 09:08AM)
When will be we be the biller rather than the billEE?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 19, 2010 12:24PM)
When is it I will be making no mistakes in my shows?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 19, 2010 03:50PM)
When is it folks will recognize my shows for the genius they really are?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 19, 2010 11:23PM)
When is it I will stop dropping coins?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 20, 2010 08:45AM)
When is it that you will learn to get a grip?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 20, 2010 09:29PM)
When is it I will begin making a profit from my shows?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 21, 2010 06:05AM)
When is my wallet going to contain something larger than a five?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 21, 2010 11:18AM)
When is society going to go cashless?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 23, 2010 06:39AM)
When is Bill Pitts going quit wearing jump suits?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 23, 2010 08:00AM)
When is Bill Pitts going to get in step with fashion?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 23, 2010 06:52PM)
When is being a magician going to be considered an adult job?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2010 11:51PM)
When is there going to be a Magic Café Jr.
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 24, 2010 02:40AM)
When is there going to be another thread as crazy as this one?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2010 03:08PM)
When is there going to be a post after this one?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 25, 2010 06:06PM)
When is my crazy posting sickness going to end?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2010 12:24AM)
When is Daffy going to post 490 more post?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 27, 2010 12:44AM)
When is he ever going to catch up with good ol' Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2010 05:45AM)
When is a cyber crash going to happen again?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 27, 2010 07:40AM)
When is the world going to be safe from hackers?
Message: Posted by: Sixten (Aug 27, 2010 08:23AM)
And when will the hackers be hacked?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 27, 2010 01:30PM)
When will they shut down the internet?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 28, 2010 05:55AM)
Why?..Then Al Gore would have to re-invent it...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 28, 2010 10:44AM)
When is he going to get divorced?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 29, 2010 05:26PM)
When is posting on the Internet going to be too old fashioned?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 29, 2010 09:20PM)
When is the world going to go back to the old fashioned ways?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Aug 31, 2010 02:11PM)
When is he going to learn that even music has time?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 31, 2010 03:28PM)
When is music going to go back to the good ol' stuff of the 60's and 70's?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2010 01:24AM)
When is the next magician going to take a picture with Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 1, 2010 01:43AM)
When is Dynamike going to get his own Vegas show?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2010 10:37PM)
When is Doug going to make 196 more post?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 2, 2010 09:07AM)
When is the madness going to end?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2010 12:28PM)
When is Dynamike going to be the best illusionist in the world?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 2, 2010 02:45PM)
When is the world going to finally get sick of our illusions?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2010 11:57PM)
When is a new form of magic going to be invented?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 3, 2010 08:16AM)
When is we going to learn to sell the magic we already have?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 3, 2010 10:41PM)
When is the chicken going to come before the egg?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 3, 2010 10:52PM)
When is we all going to don chicken suits and make fools out of ourselves?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 4, 2010 08:31AM)
When is my chicken going to lay an egg other than white?...
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 4, 2010 09:13AM)
When is I ever going to be able to have chickens in my back yard?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Sep 7, 2010 06:08AM)
When is there going to be slower flash powder for old people?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 7, 2010 06:28AM)
When is there going to be a magic show with cc for slow listeners?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 8, 2010 07:39PM)
When is a magician going to perform while the audience is wearing blind folds.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Sep 14, 2010 06:30AM)
When is tabman going to open his own magicians' video store with a red neck magic department?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 14, 2010 07:55PM)
When is someone going to make the Statue of Liberty appear on the moon?

Dynamike
[i][b][url#075http://www.detroitmagician.com//]Detroit Magician[/url][/b][/i]
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Sep 15, 2010 08:34PM)
When is show promoter going to learn that a magician cannot use a hand-held mic?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2010 01:46AM)
When is Youtube going to make it illegal to exposing secrets?


Dynamike
[i][b][url=http://www.detroitmagician.com//]Detroit Magician[/url][/b][/i]
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 18, 2010 06:23AM)
When is my dog going to let me borrow some fleas for my circus?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2010 09:23PM)
When is Dynamike going to become a fire eater too?

Dynamike
[i][b][url=http://www.detroitmagician.com//]Detroit Magician[/url][/b][/i]
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 19, 2010 06:37AM)
When is a chimney sweep going to produce some doves from that dusty tux?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2010 07:03PM)
When will magic get popular at 4am in the morning?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Sep 30, 2010 07:21PM)
When is the world going to recognize how many pictures are framed?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 2, 2010 06:29AM)
When is a deck in bottle going to wash ashore?...
Message: Posted by: Jamie D. Grant (Oct 2, 2010 03:26PM)
[quote]
On 2010-10-02 07:29, joseph wrote:
When is a deck in bottle going to wash ashore?...
[/quote]

Lol,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSmKYp9YcSA
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 8, 2010 01:30PM)
When is card magic going to become entertaining for the audience?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 9, 2010 06:49AM)
When is the spectator going to return the rare gold coin I asked him to examine?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 12, 2010 09:02AM)
When are birthday parties going to increase on weekdays?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 16, 2010 05:51AM)
When is the search engine returning?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 19, 2010 05:05PM)
When is Joe Friday going to be promoted to Joe Saturday?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 21, 2010 03:13AM)
When is there going to be a DVD teaching triple lifts?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 23, 2010 06:44AM)
When is my dove going to be house trained?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Oct 25, 2010 07:10AM)
When is Magic castle going to be moved east like Disney World?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 30, 2010 06:10AM)
When is my magic vcr going up in smoke?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 31, 2010 08:51PM)
When is Halloween going to come twice a year?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2010 05:09PM)
When is the world going to see the difference in a magicians vanishing money and the government vanishing money?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 5, 2010 07:46AM)
When is the government going to make our taxes disappear?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2010 05:59AM)
When is it going to be confessed that the government made the businesses in America disappear?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 7, 2010 06:01AM)
When is this leftover halloween candy going to vanish?...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2010 09:26PM)
When is it going to be time to use all the hours put into daylight savings time?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 7, 2010 09:43PM)
When is Nani ever going to come out of this sub trunk? (3,651 attempts at waving the wand and saying Kellogs and still no Nani)
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2010 11:44AM)
When is Dynamike going to have a last name?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 10, 2010 06:45PM)
When is Max Mavin going to get a new haircut?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2010 09:43PM)
When is Max Mavin going to have enough hair to get a new haircut?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 11, 2010 12:02AM)
When will Brill Cream make a revival?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 11, 2010 09:57PM)
When is there going to be 30 days in February?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 11, 2010 10:52PM)
When is there going to be money in Dynamike's bank account?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 12, 2010 12:38AM)
When will the last sun flicker out
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 12, 2010 03:21PM)
When is Bob Sanders going to learn a trick other than silk to egg?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 12, 2010 04:32PM)
When is the chicken going to transfigure to the egg?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 12, 2010 05:43PM)
When is Spam going to marketed as a magic prop?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 12, 2010 06:30PM)
When will Silly Putty be taken seriously?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 13, 2010 06:29AM)
When is my card force going to work all the time?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 13, 2010 08:09PM)
When is Joseph going to learn how to do a card force?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 14, 2010 05:52AM)
When is Santa going to deliver the tricks I asked him for?...
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 14, 2010 02:30PM)
When is Father Photius going to admit he really is a comedy writer for a successful late night TV show.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 14, 2010 08:10PM)
[quote]
On 2010-11-14 15:30, hbwolkov wrote:
When is Father Photius going to admit he really is a comedy writer for a successful late night TV show.
[/quote]
(Conan told me not to tell anybody, shhhhhhhhhh)

When is a servante actually going to serve something?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 15, 2010 07:11AM)
When is my xmas tree going to sprout its own ornaments?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 15, 2010 09:33AM)
When is Bob Sanders going to figure out how to make all those horses vanish?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 15, 2010 05:17PM)
When is the going to be interest paid for daylight savings time?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 15, 2010 07:10PM)
When is Mac King going to eat that bear?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 16, 2010 03:49PM)
When is the break going to come before and after the show?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 16, 2010 08:15PM)
When is my body going to stop hurting enough from repairing these soffits that I can do magic again?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 17, 2010 03:56AM)
When is my clown website going to done? http://www.detroitclown.com
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 17, 2010 04:50PM)
When is Wall Street coming out with a magic IPO ?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 19, 2010 06:35AM)
When is it going to be necessary to do coin Magic in America with debit cards?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 19, 2010 09:42PM)
When is it going to be possible to fit all my magic stuff into one room?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 20, 2010 05:40AM)
When is Tiger Woods going to perform the dancing putter, followed by the multiplying golf ball routines?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 20, 2010 11:17AM)
When is congress going to get the idea to pass a magic tax
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 21, 2010 05:42AM)
When is the gov't going to let me claim my magic losses?...
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 21, 2010 12:05PM)
When is Cracker Jack going to place a magic DVD in each box?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 21, 2010 04:56PM)
When am I going to finally master all the tricks in my Mark Wilson TV Show magic set?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 21, 2010 06:17PM)
When is Mark Wilson going to age like the rest of us?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 21, 2010 06:31PM)
When is Mark going to finally let me have Nani?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 22, 2010 01:25AM)
When is Father Photius going to let go of Nani ?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 23, 2010 01:03PM)
[quote]
On 2010-11-22 02:25, hbwolkov wrote:
When is Father Photius going to let go of Nani ?
[/quote]
(Once I actually get hold of her, Never!)

When is someone going to invent the unzig zag lady?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Nov 23, 2010 01:32PM)
The same time they invent the Mister Maid Lady and the "I promise not to stalk Nani (say that one hundred times) illusion.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 23, 2010 09:13PM)
I can say it 93 times before I mess up...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 23, 2010 10:10PM)
When is this thread going to end?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 24, 2010 06:48PM)
When is an election going to called the results of a Tip-Over Box?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 24, 2010 08:56PM)
When is a turkey going to pull a magician out of a hat?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 25, 2010 07:51AM)
When are we going to admit that the US economy is so poor that we will be grateful for a Thanksgiving shrimp?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 25, 2010 10:45AM)
When is that salt shaker going to go through the Thanksgiving dinner table?...
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 25, 2010 11:26AM)
When is an unused magic trick be emancipated from someones closet?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 25, 2010 04:31PM)
When is someone going to figure out how to add Tums to dressing?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 25, 2010 06:42PM)
When is a real sport ever going to drive a sport utility vehicle?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 25, 2010 08:13PM)
When is Penguin magic going to actually offer real magic for penguins?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 25, 2010 11:24PM)
When will I dress more formal than a penguin?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 26, 2010 11:31AM)
When is someone going to invent a self cleaning dove pan?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 27, 2010 11:36AM)
When is a flash pot going to be made for the slower audiences?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 27, 2010 12:50PM)
When will they serve sunny side up from an egg bag?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 27, 2010 03:53PM)
When is Wizzo going to actually Wiz?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 27, 2010 08:03PM)
When is Ted Sudds going to tell us What's New?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 27, 2010 08:12PM)
When is Ronald McDonald going to finally permanently vanish the hamburgler? (Wanna answer that one Dal?)
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 27, 2010 09:33PM)
When is S.A.M. going to move to China?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Nov 28, 2010 11:48AM)
When is the Roomba going to be marketed as a magic trick?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 28, 2010 07:34PM)
When is somebody going to find a key that fits this sub trunk?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Nov 29, 2010 02:11PM)
When will American audiences appreciate what we do, as Art?

When will Art appreciate how often we use his name?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 29, 2010 04:09PM)
When is a magician going to come up with a good reason why we produce rabbits, after all rabbits seem to have no trouble producing themselves.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 30, 2010 12:47PM)
When is Christmas and New Years going to be on the same day?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 30, 2010 01:44PM)
When is the TSA going to admit it is a feel up and not a pat down?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 30, 2010 05:19PM)
When is there going to be a Father Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 30, 2010 05:49PM)
When is the whole orthodox church going to turn presbyterian after someone ordains Fr. Dynamike?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 30, 2010 10:51PM)
When is Father Photius going to explain to folks in Alabama that Fr. before your name does not mean that you can cook chicken and cat fish?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 1, 2010 10:32AM)
When is Shawn Farquhar going to admit he uses ladies hair mousse?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 1, 2010 10:54AM)
When are the people in Alabama going to learn that Fr. stands for Father and not Friar.
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 1, 2010 02:57PM)
When is Frior Tuck going to give up mead for Lent?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 1, 2010 09:49PM)
When is the magic castle going to crown a king and queen?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 2, 2010 10:42PM)
When is Axtell coming out with a Dynamike ?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 2, 2010 11:48PM)
When is Kyle Peron really going over Niagra Falls in that barrel?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 3, 2010 04:34PM)
When is there going to be a Magicians Hall of Fame ?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 3, 2010 07:26PM)
[quote]
On 2010-12-03 17:34, hbwolkov wrote:
When is there going to be a Magicians Hall of Fame ?
[/quote]
(Where have you been, there is one)

When is someone going to figure out how do do an illusion with asphalt?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 4, 2010 07:06AM)
When is someone going to figure out how do do the window thru card?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 4, 2010 01:36PM)
When is my bank account and the available amount of magic for sale going to coincide?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 4, 2010 08:27PM)
When is there going to be an American Idol Magic show?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 4, 2010 09:00PM)
When is Santa going to bring Dynamike that big new Illusion show?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 5, 2010 06:01AM)
When is my pair of tux pants going to stop shrinking?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 5, 2010 04:41PM)
When is David Copperfield going to return my call?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 5, 2010 09:00PM)
When is the American financial strategy going to be labeled "optical delusion" ?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 5, 2010 09:59PM)
When will there be a magicians union that goes out on strike?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 6, 2010 06:14PM)
When will people stop trying to hire magicians at 50 cents an hour?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 8, 2010 12:23AM)
When is there going to be a politically correct version of Smart Ass ?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 8, 2010 11:21AM)
When is Dynamike going to learn to spell hbwolkov?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 9, 2010 11:44AM)
When is the Night before Christmas going to be the same length as all the others?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 9, 2010 01:04PM)
When is the cost of Bob's silks going to be lower than the oz price of gold?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 9, 2010 07:37PM)
When is a magician going to learn how to spin silk into gold?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 9, 2010 10:57PM)
When is the TSA going to start charging to do a pat down?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 10, 2010 11:46AM)
When is congress going to contain someone with a functioning brain cell?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 10, 2010 03:50PM)
When is Obama going to get his mojo back?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Dec 10, 2010 04:21PM)
[quote]
On 2010-11-30 18:19, Dynamike wrote:
When is there going to be a Father Dynamike?
[/quote]

I thought you were trying to tell us that you had one in the oven.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 10, 2010 04:55PM)
When is this country going to get smart and stop electing amateur clowns to office and finally elect a professional clown? Dynamo for Pres.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 10, 2010 09:43PM)
When is it high time?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 10, 2010 09:46PM)
[quote]
On 2010-12-10 22:43, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is it high time?
[/quote]
Right after the Jack Daniels bottle is empty. LOL.

When is the magic community going to stop trying to fool magicians?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 10, 2010 09:49PM)
When is it OK to save calories and leave the Coke out of the bourbon?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 11, 2010 09:15AM)
Just before the show..

When is it ok to not answer the previous question?.. :) ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 11, 2010 11:37AM)
When is Bob going to finally start sharing with the rest of us the production from that still he keeps out behind the barn?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 11, 2010 02:43PM)
When is my magic shop going to be open overnight?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 11, 2010 02:54PM)
When is the French drop going to be translated into English?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 12, 2010 06:14AM)
When is Nani going to autograph my Mark Wilson magic set?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 12, 2010 09:30AM)
When is a no bounce ball going to bounce?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 12, 2010 09:04PM)
When is it going to be OK for ARMY to score on NAVY?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 12, 2010 09:44PM)
[quote]
On 2010-12-12 22:04, Bob Sanders wrote:
When is it going to be OK for ARMY to score on NAVY?
[/quote]
(Never! Former LTCMDR USNR CHC)

When is hocus pocus actually going to domin oak us?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 14, 2010 02:34PM)
When is it time for visiting prop wash?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 14, 2010 02:35PM)
When is someone going to finally tell us how much anchors aweigh?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 14, 2010 02:37PM)
When is anchors away not going to be related to breaking a pelican hook?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 14, 2010 02:40PM)
When is Bob Sanders going to be finally published in a Pelican book?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 15, 2010 06:02PM)
When is there going to be a magic convention in Pelican Bay ?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2010 06:07PM)
When is it going to be proven that more fish can be held in the bill of a pelican than his belly can?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 15, 2010 06:16PM)
When is somebody going to build a pelican pan?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2010 08:23PM)
When is the system going to credit magicians for "Good Time"?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 15, 2010 08:36PM)
When is SAM going to take over Sallie Mae?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2010 08:40PM)
When is the government going to require that we do visual magic for the blind?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 15, 2010 08:41PM)
When is the government going to start requiring licenses and taxation on magicians? (don't be surprised, it can't be that far away)
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2010 08:43PM)
When is "pick a card" going to be changed to "reject 51 cards"?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 15, 2010 08:48PM)
When is inflation going to require coin magicians to work only with pennies?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 15, 2010 09:46PM)
When is knowing an "out" better than being locked "in"?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 15, 2010 09:47PM)
When is a flub better than the trick working?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 16, 2010 11:13AM)
When is magic going to pay so well that we can afford to do coin tricks without having to borrow the coin?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 16, 2010 11:15AM)
When is magic going to pay so well that once we borrow a coin we don't try to vanish it and keep it?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 16, 2010 11:17AM)
When is my audience going to be so rich that they'll take my picture with a borrowed $20 bill?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 16, 2010 11:37AM)
When is Bob Sanders going to get smart and quit magic and buy a Dairy Queen franchise?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Dec 16, 2010 02:28PM)
When is Bob going to invent the Chocolate to Vanilla trick.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 16, 2010 03:26PM)
One ahead too fast?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 16, 2010 07:19PM)
When is Jay Leslie going to come out with a 1000 Foot Rope Tie Challenge ?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 17, 2010 02:12AM)
When is Bob going to turn a silk purse into a sow's ear?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Dec 17, 2010 01:48PM)
When is Photius (No first names, please) and Jay going to invent the 1000 foot sows ear escape?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 17, 2010 01:58PM)
(Hey been meaning to talk to you about that, I got this idea see...)


When is magic going to finally recognize Jay's genius?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 17, 2010 04:51PM)
When are the Cleveland Cavaliers going to have a magical season?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 17, 2010 07:13PM)
When are the Dallas Cowboys going to let the cheerleaders play?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 18, 2010 05:55AM)
When is my cylinder & coins cork going to stop smelling like Ripple?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 18, 2010 11:42AM)
[quote]
On 2010-12-18 06:55, joseph wrote:
When is my cylinder & coins cork going to stop smelling like Ripple?...
[/quote]
(Love it! I may steal that one.)

When is my assistant going to be less stiff than my starched shorts?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 19, 2010 06:04AM)
When is someone going to ring in and tell me who Jardine Ellis is?...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Dec 19, 2010 01:24PM)
Ring, ring... Hello?... must be a disconnect.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 19, 2010 03:33PM)
When is someone going to finally discover exactly what a nog is?
Message: Posted by: mahucharn (Dec 19, 2010 03:47PM)
When will my mother finally discover how I do my tricks??
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 19, 2010 03:59PM)
When is mahucharn's mother going to finally tell me how he does his tricks?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 19, 2010 04:40PM)
When is there going to be reserved parking spaces for magicians?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 19, 2010 07:08PM)
When are magicians going to be able to afford cars to need reserved parking spaces?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 20, 2010 07:15AM)
When is someone going to figure out what to do with all those folded cards?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 20, 2010 12:11PM)
When is congress going to fillibuster a congressional pay raise?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 20, 2010 12:39PM)
When is a talent buyer going to assign anyone except from security to help with moving your stuff?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 20, 2010 12:47PM)
When is a security guard going to tell you that you can leave your stuff here?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 20, 2010 07:49PM)
When is this weird thread going to end?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 20, 2010 07:57PM)
When is Dynamike going to learn the song "this is the thread that never ends, it goes on and on my friend..."
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 20, 2010 08:09PM)
When is the economy going to make all magicians become clowns too?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 20, 2010 09:05PM)
When is Dynamike going to realize that there is too much competition in the clown market, with all the politicians out there?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 20, 2010 09:25PM)
When is clown make-up going to come in spray cans?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 21, 2010 07:06AM)
When is some clown going to tattoo his face to save makeup time?...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 21, 2010 07:36AM)
When is someone going to be a blackface clown?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 21, 2010 10:35AM)
When is Greg going to finish that Allakazam interview DVD?
Message: Posted by: mahucharn (Dec 21, 2010 02:10PM)
When are people going to learn how to spell "Allakhazam"?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 21, 2010 02:21PM)
(two different words, one classic american tv the other english transliterated arabic)

When is the U.S. Government going to make the purchase of magic apparatus tax deductible?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 21, 2010 06:17PM)
When is "new" Houdini memorabilia going to stop flooding the market?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 21, 2010 06:49PM)
When are the forgers going to realize that you can't sign Houdini's name in ball point or put it on modern parchtext paper as neither were invented yet when he died.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 22, 2010 02:37AM)
When is a magician going to do a break dance in his show?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 22, 2010 05:45AM)
When is someone going to wallpaper his rooms in magic posters?...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 22, 2010 11:31AM)
(I've got two of them that way, Joseph)

When is Dynamike going to finally show up at WMS?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 22, 2010 05:41PM)
When is Dynamike going to capitalize the M in his name?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 22, 2010 06:17PM)
When is the invisible lodge going to be visible?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 22, 2010 06:20PM)
When is Fr. Photius going to explain what WMS stands for?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 22, 2010 06:33PM)
(WMS=World Magic Seminar)

When is L&L going to put out "The Magic of Dynamike"
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 22, 2010 06:38PM)
When is Fr. Photius going to put on a toupee?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 22, 2010 06:40PM)
(When Fr. Photius needs one)

When is Chuck Norris going to finally get a decent toupee?"
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 22, 2010 06:52PM)
When will Dynamike have himself and Dynamo on his avatar?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Dec 22, 2010 07:09PM)
When is the court going to declare all these guys nuts?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 22, 2010 07:11PM)
When is the next one going to reach 17,000 post?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 22, 2010 07:15PM)
(right after the next one reaches 16,999 posts)

When is Bob's wife going to shoot him instead of the horse?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 23, 2010 12:38AM)
When is Gay going to tell Fr. Photius "I am getting bad publicity because of what you post about me."
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Dec 23, 2010 12:19PM)
(She does that all the time, Dynamike. But bad publicity is better than no publicity)

When is the world going to realize that Nani was actually the magician.
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Dec 23, 2010 12:41PM)
When is this madness going to stop?
Message: Posted by: hbwolkov (Dec 23, 2010 01:29PM)
When is Santa Claus going to admit he does magic and join IBM ?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Dec 23, 2010 03:04PM)
When is Santa going to use his elves as final loads?...