(Close Window) |
Topic: Funny one liners for the end |
|
||
Everyone, please drive home safely...because I'm walking. |
|
||
Ladies and Gentlemen! It's a pleasure performing for you and if you don't like my act you can throw all those rotten eggs at that gentleman there ... he's called "Dynamike"! |
|
||
"If you enjoyed the act the name is (Your Name) and if you didn't the name is (David Copperfield, Lance Burton, Dynamike, James Tong, Lois Lipschitz, or what ever works for you.)" "Thanks ladies and Gentlemen, I've got to run...while I still have a head start on you." "That concludes our show for this evening, I hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't please remember that I have armed security guards backstage." And for Dynamike: "Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen. Ladies, for one dollar I'll be happy to supply you with a 8X10 photo of me to set on your dresser at home, for five dollars I'll be happy to autograph it for you, and for 20 dollars I'll come home with you and sit on your dresser myself." |
|
||
And Please, if you're driving home...don't forget your car. |
|
||
I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike. |
|
||
[quote] On 2009-07-31 23:20, jay leslie wrote: I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike. [/quote] NEVER! |
|
||
[quote] On 2009-07-31 23:22, Maloney wrote: [quote] On 2009-07-31 23:20, jay leslie wrote: I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike. [/quote] NEVER! [/quote] Well, Jay, you can't win them all. |
|
||
See you again next winter....(The host) just said it will be a cold day in January before I hire him again... |
|
||
"If you liked the show I'm Dynamike. If didn't, I'm John Doe." |
|
||
[quote] On 2009-08-01 07:41, joseph wrote: See you again next winter....(The host) just said it will be a cold day in January before I hire him again... [/quote] I like this one. |
|
||
[quote] On 2009-07-31 23:22, Maloney wrote: [quote] On 2009-07-31 23:20, jay leslie wrote: I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike. [/quote] NEVER! [/quote] Wow! Dynamike has a supporter here :punkrocker: |
|
||
Maybe he taught him his 101 rings routine... |
|
||
I really learned it from him. |
|
||
[quote] On 2009-08-01 22:12, Dynamike wrote: I really learned it from him. [/quote] Thanks, I finally get credited! |
|
||
[quote] On 2009-08-01 23:02, Maloney wrote: [quote] On 2009-08-01 22:12, Dynamike wrote: I really learned it from him. [/quote] Thanks, I finally get credited! [/quote] When is your teach-in book coming out? :bg: I would like a copy too. |
|
||
Are the applause because you enjoyed the show or because I am finally finished? |
|
||
If you enjoyed the show please tell the management. If you loved the show please tell my mother,because she always thought that I would never amount to much. |
|
||
I have performed in a lot of places, before many audiences but I have to honestly say, that here today, with you, this has been the most recent. |
|
||
To make all of you happy I will now disappear. |
|
||
[quote] On 2009-08-02 21:01, MagicB1S wrote: Are the applause because you enjoyed the show or because I am finally finished? [/quote] MagicB1S, this is a good one! :lol: |
|
||
And remember, if you have any complaints about the show....keep them to yourself, I'm tired of hearing them. |
|
||
"How many of you enjoyed the show? (heavy applause) Wow, I must be on Candid Camera." |