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Topic: Funny one liners for the end
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Jul 31, 2009 12:24PM)
Everyone, please drive home safely...because I'm walking.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Jul 31, 2009 01:58PM)
Ladies and Gentlemen! It's a pleasure performing for you and if you don't like my act you can throw all those rotten eggs at that gentleman there ... he's called "Dynamike"!
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Jul 31, 2009 02:51PM)
"If you enjoyed the act the name is (Your Name) and if you didn't the name is (David Copperfield, Lance Burton, Dynamike, James Tong, Lois Lipschitz, or what ever works for you.)"

"Thanks ladies and Gentlemen, I've got to run...while I still have a head start on you."

"That concludes our show for this evening, I hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't please remember that I have armed security guards backstage."

And for Dynamike:
"Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen. Ladies, for one dollar I'll be happy to supply you with a 8X10 photo of me to set on your dresser at home, for five dollars I'll be happy to autograph it for you, and for 20 dollars I'll come home with you and sit on your dresser myself."
Message: Posted by: MikeHMagic (Jul 31, 2009 10:12PM)
And Please, if you're driving home...don't forget your car.
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Jul 31, 2009 10:20PM)
I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike.
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Jul 31, 2009 10:22PM)
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On 2009-07-31 23:20, jay leslie wrote:
I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike.
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NEVER!
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 1, 2009 02:57AM)
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On 2009-07-31 23:22, Maloney wrote:
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On 2009-07-31 23:20, jay leslie wrote:
I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike.
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NEVER!
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Well, Jay, you can't win them all.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 1, 2009 06:41AM)
See you again next winter....(The host) just said it will be a cold day in January before I hire him again...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 1, 2009 07:43AM)
"If you liked the show I'm Dynamike. If didn't, I'm John Doe."
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Aug 1, 2009 09:42AM)
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On 2009-08-01 07:41, joseph wrote:
See you again next winter....(The host) just said it will be a cold day in January before I hire him again...
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I like this one.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 1, 2009 02:47PM)
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On 2009-07-31 23:22, Maloney wrote:
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On 2009-07-31 23:20, jay leslie wrote:
I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike.
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NEVER!
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Wow! Dynamike has a supporter here :punkrocker:
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 1, 2009 06:41PM)
Maybe he taught him his 101 rings routine...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 1, 2009 09:12PM)
I really learned it from him.
Message: Posted by: Maloney (Aug 1, 2009 10:02PM)
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On 2009-08-01 22:12, Dynamike wrote:
I really learned it from him.
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Thanks, I finally get credited!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 2, 2009 02:52PM)
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On 2009-08-01 23:02, Maloney wrote:
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On 2009-08-01 22:12, Dynamike wrote:
I really learned it from him.
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Thanks, I finally get credited!
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When is your teach-in book coming out? :bg: I would like a copy too.
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Aug 2, 2009 08:01PM)
Are the applause because you enjoyed the show or because I am finally finished?
Message: Posted by: REV BILL (Aug 3, 2009 08:03AM)
If you enjoyed the show please tell the management. If you loved the show please tell my mother,because she always thought that I would never amount to much.
Message: Posted by: REV BILL (Aug 3, 2009 08:07AM)
I have performed in a lot of places, before many audiences but I have to honestly say, that here today, with you, this has been the most recent.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 3, 2009 09:16AM)
To make all of you happy I will now disappear.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 3, 2009 03:12PM)
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On 2009-08-02 21:01, MagicB1S wrote:
Are the applause because you enjoyed the show or because I am finally finished?
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MagicB1S, this is a good one! :lol:
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Aug 3, 2009 11:31PM)
And remember, if you have any complaints about the show....keep them to yourself, I'm tired of hearing them.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 15, 2009 11:47AM)
"How many of you enjoyed the show? (heavy applause) Wow, I must be on Candid Camera."