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Topic: Vy a duck?
Message: Posted by: DStachowiak (Oct 8, 2009 08:46PM)
Why is it a Card Duck and not a Card Robin? Because ducks are funnier than robins. Why is it an Egg Bag instead of a Golf Ball Bag? Eggs are funnier than golf balls. Bananas are funnier than carrots.

What are some other inherently funny objects?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 8, 2009 08:57PM)
Yaks
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 8, 2009 09:15PM)
By the way, I thought "vy a duck" was something to carry water from one place to another. :bigsmile:
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Oct 8, 2009 09:50PM)
No that's a via duct, what you want is a Why a duck? I understand why a cow, I understand why a chicken, but I still no understand why a duck?

It doesn't matter we are going to build a tunnel there anyway.

What isa this?

It is a wire fence.

Why er fence?

Oh no you don't!
(with appologies to Julius, Leonard and The Cocoanuts) (OK, I give up trying to post a link to the routine, just look on YouTube and search for Cocoanuts Part 7 )
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 9, 2009 09:21AM)
[b]Father Photius (to spectator)[/b]: "Oh, you're from Hawaii? Tell me, is the correct pronunciation "Hawaii" or "Havaii?"

[b]Spectator[/b]: "Havaii."

[b]Father Photius[/b]: Thank you.

[b]Spectator[/b]: You're Velcome!"
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 9, 2009 12:16PM)
Vow! Dat vas hilalious :bg:
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 9, 2009 02:18PM)
And that was more hilarious!
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Oct 9, 2009 10:26PM)
[quote]
On 2009-10-09 10:21, Bill Ligon wrote:
[b]Father Photius (to spectator)[/b]: "Oh, you're from Hawaii? Tell me, is the correct pronunciation "Hawaii" or "Havaii?"

[b]Spectator[/b]: "Havaii."

[b]Father Photius[/b]: Thank you.

[b]Spectator[/b]: You're Velcome!"
[/quote]

:rotf:
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 10, 2009 12:35PM)
That was a good laugh, Fr. Photius. LOL!
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 02:01PM)
Laugh, I nearly gave my sweets away
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Oct 15, 2009 10:24PM)
The albatros always seems to get a laugh, and I believe Red Skelton once did pretty well with a couple of seagulls.
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 16, 2009 05:38PM)
Pumpkin is a funny word when used like. My brothers as dafft as a pumpkin.
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 16, 2009 05:39PM)
Smelly fish.

silly concker

are both funny
Message: Posted by: jlevey (Oct 16, 2009 09:32PM)
String of sausages.
Egg turns into a fried egg.
Telephone squirts the performer (not the volunteer).
Boxer shorts with a million red-shaped hearts all over them.
Giant aspirin.
and the beet goers on... ;)
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 17, 2009 06:17PM)
Bonkers
Message: Posted by: mtpascoe (Nov 10, 2009 08:49PM)
[quote]
On 2009-10-08 22:50, Father Photius wrote:
No that's a via duct, what you want is a Why a duck? I understand why a cow, I understand why a chicken, but I still no understand why a duck?

It doesn't matter we are going to build a tunnel there anyway.

What isa this?

It is a wire fence.

Why er fence?

Oh no you don't!
(with appologies to Julius, Leonard and The Cocoanuts) (OK, I give up trying to post a link to the routine, just look on YouTube and search for Cocoanuts Part 7 )
[/quote]

That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:07PM)
[quote]
On 2009-11-10 21:49, mtpascoe wrote:


That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.
[/quote]

You Bet Your Life!
Message: Posted by: mtpascoe (Nov 11, 2009 02:05AM)
I just shot and elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 11, 2009 10:58AM)
The thief took a shower. It's missing.
Message: Posted by: MrGreggy (Nov 11, 2009 10:41PM)
I built a sunroof in my living room. The upstairs neighbor is furious!
Message: Posted by: Mike Brezler (Dec 26, 2009 04:06AM)
A rubber chicken is funnier than a rubber duck