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Topic: Tickets on Sale for The Freakshow Live!
Message: Posted by: DavidEscapes (Sep 28, 2003 11:39AM)
Hi all

Tickets for our upcoming show, The Freakshow LIVE! went on sale a day or two ago. If you are in the UK and fancy seeing the show check out:


Two performers, one goal. To create total mayhem on the stage. Step right up for horrible and hilarious sideshow stunts, crazy escapes, lunatic feats and a whole bunch of total stupidity. Part comedy, part tragedy and all completely nasty, this is a show that will screw with your mind and probably turn your stomach. You lucky people.

**The body used as a living dartboard**
**Razor blades and light bulbs as food**
**Paper stapled to human flesh**
**Sword and screwdriver swallowing**
**Nails hammered into the head**
**Fun with broken glass**
**The human beer straw**
**The world's most disgusting balloon animal**
**Vacuum packed freaks**
**And, live on stage, the crucifixion! Involving a single cross, 15 feet of barbed wire, 30 needles and one blood splattered lunatic**[/b]

All this and much, much more, the full 90-minute show includes 15 amazing routines in all!

All these stunts are performed live by professionals. There are no illusions in this show. Everything is very real indeed. Don’t try this at home.

Please note: amongst other nasty stuff this show contains bad language, partial nudity, cheap laughs and people sticking sharp stuff through various body parts.

We have a strict policy of NOT admitting under 16s unless they are accompanied by a parent, you have been warned. Some venues may also bar under 16s altogether.

"We’ll sell you the whole seat, but you’ll only use the edge of it"


Thanks everyone
David Straitjacket
Message: Posted by: RandyStewart (Sep 30, 2003 05:18PM)
Well uh...uh...that's quite the FREAK SHOW alright! I visited the site again and well...uh...well... :kidding:

Job well done guys. Wishing you grrrrrrrreat success with the upcoming gigs. And just when most people thought they knew what a tough day at the office was about. Lol!
Message: Posted by: JustinDavid (Oct 6, 2003 06:23PM)
Well I really can't lie, I'm not into this whole messy kinda thing although I used to professionally wrestle and there are some things that, well, just leave it up to the mind. Anyway, good luck to you guys. Just don't kill each other. That's a pretty big lawsuit. God Bless.

Message: Posted by: DavidEscapes (Oct 16, 2003 09:00PM)
Hey guys

Thanks for the support. I am terrified now that show time is coming close!

We are working flat out on the show right now. With some great stunts planned, and some really unusual twists on traditional routines.

Don't worry, we won't kill each other. Just injure each other a bit. JOKE! :)


David Straitjacket