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Topic: What does it mean?!
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 10, 2014 01:21AM)
I fell asleep with a wand next to me and it broke. Does that mean I'm dead?
Message: Posted by: tommy (Mar 10, 2014 02:32AM)
Lie down and I will stroke you with my magic wand.
Message: Posted by: Michael Baker (Mar 10, 2014 03:27AM)
No. But it might mean someone thought you were.
Message: Posted by: Dennis Michael (Mar 10, 2014 07:12AM)
If it stays that way for four or more hours see your doctor.
Message: Posted by: silvercup (Mar 10, 2014 09:39AM)
What does it mean?
It means your weight is sufficient enough to break a wand when you toss & turn in your sleep.
Solution? Stronger wand or better wand management.
Message: Posted by: Magic_son (Mar 10, 2014 11:26AM)
I would say it means you need to get another wand :)
Message: Posted by: Bazinga (Mar 10, 2014 12:09PM)
Good one Dennis!
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 10, 2014 12:27PM)
[quote]
On Mar 10, 2014, Dennis Michael wrote:
If it stays that way for four or more hours see your doctor.
[/quote]

I think that's if the wand is levitating...
Message: Posted by: Bazinga (Mar 10, 2014 12:28PM)
[quote]On Mar 10, 2014, critter wrote:
[quote]On Mar 10, 2014, Dennis Michael wrote:
If it stays that way for four or more hours see your doctor.[/quote]

I think that's if the wand is levitating...[/quote]
And to that I can only say: Bazinga!
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 10, 2014 01:09PM)
I love it when you say 'Bazinga', Bazinga.
Message: Posted by: Bazinga (Mar 10, 2014 03:42PM)
[quote]On Mar 10, 2014, tomsk192 wrote:
I love it when you say 'Bazinga', Bazinga.[/quote]
Reminds me of a girlfriend I had once. She was so good somtimes she'd call out her own name.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 10, 2014 03:52PM)
Jenga!
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 10, 2014 06:08PM)
Yahtzee!
Message: Posted by: acesover (Mar 10, 2014 09:32PM)
[quote]
On Mar 10, 2014, tommy wrote:
Lie down and I will stroke you with my magic wand.
[/quote]

Don't even go there. :)
Message: Posted by: Dennis Michael (Mar 11, 2014 08:49AM)
Was it a Break-a-way wand?
Message: Posted by: Atom3339 (Mar 11, 2014 08:53AM)
What happened to the rabbit?
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 11, 2014 11:54AM)
I guess the humor in my OP doesn't translate across the internet for everyone. Glad some got the joke ;)
Message: Posted by: lynnef (Mar 11, 2014 01:27PM)
NOW.. what to do with the wand? suggest finding a duplicate and working it into a broken and restored routine. You could call it 'raising the dead'. Lynn
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 11, 2014 01:37PM)
It may not be broken, Critter. Try tying tissue paper round it before you go to sleep. If the tissue paper is broken in the morning, well....
Message: Posted by: tommy (Mar 11, 2014 01:46PM)
Just take a walk down Bailiwick street to Wandbreak Hotel.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 11, 2014 02:24PM)
Maybe I can just tie a splint to it...
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 11, 2014 02:25PM)
I've actually been thinking of making a wand anyway. I used to make walking sticks to give my friends as presents and always enjoyed that so I figure it's worth a try.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 11, 2014 04:36PM)
Go for it! Bound to be more effective than those spam emails advertising 'wand extensions'.
Message: Posted by: Dennis Michael (Mar 12, 2014 04:45AM)
Gorilla glue it.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Mar 12, 2014 10:02AM)
Don't you guys read Harry Potter? You use Spell-o-Tape on broken wands. Won't last long, but it'll get you through the short haul.