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Topic: You know you're a magacian
Message: Posted by: philraso (Aug 2, 2017 09:11PM)
When you are "spray painting" cards on your floor.

Message: Posted by: blackstone99 (Aug 13, 2017 08:29AM)
When you think U.F. Grant was a Civil War general.
Message: Posted by: Jack Skipton (Aug 24, 2017 03:37AM)
When the gear stick of your car always has rubber bands around it and you're always discovering 3" lengths of rope or knots in your suit pockets.
Message: Posted by: weepinwil (Sep 7, 2017 04:54PM)
You know you are a bizarre magician when you see a hemorrhoid outbreak as a chance to use real blood in your performance.
Message: Posted by: jakeg (Oct 6, 2017 05:40AM)
When you go on a date, and getting lucky means that she picked the force card.
Message: Posted by: Dan Ford (Nov 22, 2017 08:54PM)
When you can spell magician!
Message: Posted by: Eldon (Nov 29, 2017 03:20PM)
[quote]On Nov 22, 2017, Dan Ford wrote:
When you can spell magician! [/quote]

That's Grate.
Message: Posted by: Rook (Nov 29, 2017 04:23PM)
Mrs. Rook calls out "Honey, there's a disembodied thumb in the dryer again!"
Message: Posted by: DaleTrueman (Nov 2, 2018 08:28AM)
[quote]On Nov 29, 2017, Rook wrote:
Mrs. Rook calls out "Honey, there's a disembodied thumb in the dryer again!" [/quote]

At a deceased estate auction of a magician a while back I bought a large box of T.T.s. I didn’t need the box so it ended downstairs in the recycling at our apartment building. A large polystyrene box labelled “thumb tips” in large letters where everyone could see it.