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BerkleyJL
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On 2005-06-13 02:31, sjballa147 wrote:
A tv channel blind entertainment television

This could work. It would be like radio...
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seven blades on a razor

Those things are getting ridiculous aren't they?
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circular playing card

I think these would be neat. Novelty cards...Why wouldn't they sell?
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On 2005-06-13 02:31, sjballa147 wrote:
circular playing card



These things actually exist! I have a deck from a few years back, I can't say for sure but I think they are made by House of Marbles (Lagoon Games). They are pretty good for sticking to the underside of a beer mat but not much else!
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On 2005-03-28 21:05, olivertwist wrote:
How about a digital slide rule. Nah. No one would know what a slide rule is. How about a digital sun dial.


Digital sundials already exist and are available for purchase here:
http://www.digitalsundial.com

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That circular card, which I have seen as well, under a beer bottle comment gave me an idea.

There is a coaster under a spectator's beer bottle which is switched out later for a selected card BUT the card is round like a coaster. The card could be selected from a normal rectangular deck. Or it could be forced and the round card could be glued under a coaster already set.

Or it could be free selection from a round deck, signed and everything. I don't know.

Just a thought. That was fun, thanks Watercooler.

Will
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Some are made idiots.

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How about a magnetohydrodynamic production box?

Or a remote-control, electronic torn and restored newspaper?

Or a motorized forcing deck?

The incredible balloon levitation?
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Plastic paperbags
pre smoked cigatrets
real, live, plastic cannary
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Don't forget nails with the head on the other end that you use on the other side of the house...
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Miniature jumbo cards
jumbo miniature cards
no sounding doorbell
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An Anti-virus virus
A pirated software that says "Licensed"
Bulletproof Balloon

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There's a japanese word for these kind of inventions - Chindogu - which translates as weird/useless tool. An internet search for "japanese chindogu" will get you pictures of hundreds of these.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/03933174......der-page

Click on the above link and click the 'next page' button to browse.

My favourites - portable armrests and the umbrella/tie.

Cheers,
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On 2005-06-23 16:35, Vibono Magic wrote:
no sounding doorbell



These too exist. There for deaf people and they flash lights with no sound.
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A no sounding doorbell so one can go up for the Nobel Peace Prize. ( also for the hearing impaired one can rig xmas trees lights up to the phone line they then FLASH when the phone rings )
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Non didgital computer
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mint and spinich flavored cola
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Cross breed a mink with a gorilla to get ready made fur coats. I know... not politically corrcet and besides, the arms would be too long...
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Rubber scalpels for surgeons afraid of malpractice suits

black on black LCD display for digital watch: for people recovering from stress

braille traffic lights

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Yeap tah would woork to =) so would carrot and broccolli flavored popcorn.
Or why not buy a pre eaten bag of popcorn.
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Tabasco flavored Pepto Bismol

Tickets to Jose Canseco's induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame

Braille coloring books

Schwarzenegger for President bumper stickers

Mesh condoms

Tickets to the 2005 Stanley Cup Series

Y2K protection kit

The WHAM! reunion CD

Tickets to the Ed Sullivan Theatre for Friday night's taping (possibly too obscure for some people)

Viagra for Eunuchs

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"Tickets to the 2005 Stanley Cup Series"

That was gold I love it!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
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