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BerkleyJL Veteran user Chicago, IL 397 Posts |
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On 2005-06-13 02:31, sjballa147 wrote: This could work. It would be like radio... Quote:
seven blades on a razor Those things are getting ridiculous aren't they? Quote:
circular playing card I think these would be neat. Novelty cards...Why wouldn't they sell?
I need a stage name.
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Ben Shawcross New user Cardiff UK 85 Posts |
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On 2005-06-13 02:31, sjballa147 wrote: These things actually exist! I have a deck from a few years back, I can't say for sure but I think they are made by House of Marbles (Lagoon Games). They are pretty good for sticking to the underside of a beer mat but not much else! |
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stanalger Special user St. Louis, MO 998 Posts |
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On 2005-03-28 21:05, olivertwist wrote: Digital sundials already exist and are available for purchase here: http://www.digitalsundial.com Stan Alger |
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The Village Idiots Elite user Orlando 464 Posts |
That circular card, which I have seen as well, under a beer bottle comment gave me an idea.
There is a coaster under a spectator's beer bottle which is switched out later for a selected card BUT the card is round like a coaster. The card could be selected from a normal rectangular deck. Or it could be forced and the round card could be glued under a coaster already set. Or it could be free selection from a round deck, signed and everything. I don't know. Just a thought. That was fun, thanks Watercooler. Will
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
How about a magnetohydrodynamic production box?
Or a remote-control, electronic torn and restored newspaper? Or a motorized forcing deck? The incredible balloon levitation?
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
Plastic paperbags
pre smoked cigatrets real, live, plastic cannary
Vibono Mirage
Magic entertainer and Balloon artist |
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ruaturtle Regular user Gastonia, NC 113 Posts |
Don't forget nails with the head on the other end that you use on the other side of the house...
I have found that I do not suffer from insanity... instead I rather enjoy it! : )
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
Miniature jumbo cards
jumbo miniature cards no sounding doorbell
Vibono Mirage
Magic entertainer and Balloon artist |
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Joseph_Then Special user 747 Posts |
An Anti-virus virus
A pirated software that says "Licensed" Bulletproof Balloon :) |
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Nosher Loyal user 261 Posts |
There's a japanese word for these kind of inventions - Chindogu - which translates as weird/useless tool. An internet search for "japanese chindogu" will get you pictures of hundreds of these.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/03933174......der-page Click on the above link and click the 'next page' button to browse. My favourites - portable armrests and the umbrella/tie. Cheers, Nosher
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blazes816 Special user Wichita, Kansas 522 Posts |
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On 2005-06-23 16:35, Vibono Magic wrote: These too exist. There for deaf people and they flash lights with no sound. |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
A no sounding doorbell so one can go up for the Nobel Peace Prize. ( also for the hearing impaired one can rig xmas trees lights up to the phone line they then FLASH when the phone rings )
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
Non didgital computer
one wheeled car mint and spinich flavored cola
Vibono Mirage
Magic entertainer and Balloon artist |
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David Bilan Special user Clarksville, TN 714 Posts |
Cross breed a mink with a gorilla to get ready made fur coats. I know... not politically corrcet and besides, the arms would be too long...
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Brian Turntime Special user 671 Posts |
Rubber scalpels for surgeons afraid of malpractice suits
black on black LCD display for digital watch: for people recovering from stress braille traffic lights Trick undisappearing ink: the joke is on the magician who thinks the ink they spray on others will disappear. For magic shops facing chapter 11 who hate their customers. Vibono Magic: How about broccoli and sauerkraut beer?
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
Yeap tah would woork to =) so would carrot and broccolli flavored popcorn.
Or why not buy a pre eaten bag of popcorn.
Vibono Mirage
Magic entertainer and Balloon artist |
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JesterMan Veteran user Maryland, USA 319 Posts |
Tabasco flavored Pepto Bismol
Tickets to Jose Canseco's induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame Braille coloring books Schwarzenegger for President bumper stickers Mesh condoms Tickets to the 2005 Stanley Cup Series Y2K protection kit The WHAM! reunion CD Tickets to the Ed Sullivan Theatre for Friday night's taping (possibly too obscure for some people) Viagra for Eunuchs JM
JM
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God-glorified Special user 697 Posts |
"Tickets to the 2005 Stanley Cup Series"
That was gold I love it!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
Ephes. 2:8-9
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