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Partizan
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I have a nice cureall for skin hassles.

Run a HOT bath.
When it is nice and full, start to stir it. get the water moving.
Now pour in a whole jar of honey.
Keep stirring so it dissolves.
Leave to cool just enough to get in. (women seem to miss this stage!).
Leave too soak.
Do this at least 3 times a week.

Notes.
Honey is cheap. It will cost you less too have 7 honey baths a week then for the skin cream and medications you buy.
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Vandy Grift
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What if you don't like baths, can you just pour the honey over yourself and hop in the shower?
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Partizan
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Additional.
This bath is not for cleaning. the coating of honey residue left on your skin in the reason. don't start to wash it off.
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Vandy. Just get a bowl and do it on a small scale, soak a flannel in the solution and wipe your skin.
Or if you have that perversion of sticky stuff just smear it all over straight from the jar.
[WARNING] don't do this in the super market.
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Gary Barnard
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Hmmm... I'm not too sure about taking a bath in honey. lol. I might pass on the info, though, if someone I know ever has skin trouble. I hope it works too, lol, so they don't get all sticky for nothing.

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Partizan
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The sticky factor is minimal due to the ratio of honey to water.
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I don't care much for Honey, can I use Boysenberry Jam instead?
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