I like to say to people 'think of a famous magician' they say 'david Copperfield' (or whoever) and I say something like 'oh yeah, I have a lot of respect for him - he's done so much for the hairspray industry' (or something)

it's an easy way to work in a gag

has anyone got any others?

Felix

Siegfried and Roy will be coming back to perform again. Only this time their act will be called "Kibbles and Bits."

The us post office is coming out with a siegfried and roy postage stamp. you lick it and the whole act is over. ( its a terrible Loss to the Magic Community to Lose Such a Great Act anyone know if Siegfried is still involved in Magic also how is Roy Doing. )

Oops forgot one. I forgot the exact wording for this but here goes. I don't want to become like roy. now you see why I don't use any animals in my act.