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Roland Henning Special user Kiel, Germany 511 Posts |
For some reasons arrogant lines play well with my character.
here are some I use in my show. "My job is to entertain you. Well, its seems to be really easy tonight!" "Today is not my good day. But it's still good enough for you!" "I don't like you, but you will like me. If you don't feel that way, something is seriously wrong with you!" "I love lying the same way I love you!" "Don't jugde me. My life has at least a purpose!" I would like to add a few more lines. For that I need creative input. Your input. But maybe I am asking too much. You are just magicians... |
Jaz Inner circle NJ, U.S. 6111 Posts |
"Ahhh! The undead have arrived. I just hope you have cash."
"Looks like a good audience. After this I'll have to go and get drunk." "You can worship me or throw money. Both will be fine." "I'm here to fool you but it looks like someone already did." "Nice shirt/dress/tie. You lost a bet didn't you?" |
Roland Henning Special user Kiel, Germany 511 Posts |
Thank you Jaz. Great stuff.
I like the worship line! But one more thing. I am NOT looking for lines that insult my spectators, but rather for lines, that make me look and sound totally arrogant. |
Jaz Inner circle NJ, U.S. 6111 Posts |
Hehehe
Roland! Your lines insult people's intelligence and peoples lives. If some depressed person hears, "Don't jugde me. My life has at least a purpose!" they may believe and go jump off a bridge. |
Roland Henning Special user Kiel, Germany 511 Posts |
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On 2005-07-17 19:08, Jaz wrote: Well, you are right. But I should mention, that my character is the most pitiful and wimpy guy with the worst kind of psychological complexes. Yeah, my life has a purpose. The purpose to be a bad example. Well, great, well done... now I have to see my psychologist again. |
Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
"Hey I recognize you, your in my nightmares."
"you got a face I'll never forget, how hard I try." "Lets se neither the tricks or I suck so it has to be the aoudience"
Vibono Mirage
Magic entertainer and Balloon artist |
Daniel Faith Inner circle Neenah, Wisconsin 1526 Posts |
Lol...Now that's funny.
Daniel Faith
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Its to be humble when you're as great as I am.
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
What the world neads is more humble geanius, there arnt that menny of us left now.
Vibono Mirage
Magic entertainer and Balloon artist |
Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course you'd have to be.
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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MikeDes Inner circle Montreal 1174 Posts |
Last year I was conceited, this year I'm perfect.
What's the definition of conceited? Someone who thinks he's better than me. |
NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Its interesting that so much of the humour listed here in order to make the performer look arrogant involves putting down the audience!
I wonder what that says about both humour and what we need to feel good! |
Roland Henning Special user Kiel, Germany 511 Posts |
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On 2005-07-25 15:24, MikeDes wrote: Oh, I like that. Really. Great! For somebody like you. |
Tom Stevens Veteran user Australia 361 Posts |
One does not have to insult others in order to sound conceited.
Here are some of my favourite lines. After answering questions about yourself "You are a wonderful conversationalist! You talk about my favourite subject! Me." "But enough talk about me. Let's talk about you! What do YOU think about my latest trick." |
NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
You don't HAVE to but look at all the examples above. Many involve insulting the audience.
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a-spirit New user 61 Posts |
Probably not what you are looking for but I like.
"Well I see you’re not a complete idiot. Some parts are obviously missing." |
dragonchaos91 Loyal user 225 Posts |
"This trick was created by one of the best and most famous magicians known today, but of course ive created others."
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