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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts 
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Ahh yes! Good ol' spoonerisms! Here are some that tickle me: * "We all know what it is to have a half-warmed fish ['half-formed wish'] inside us."
* "The Lord is a shoving leopard ['loving shepherd']." * "It is kisstomary to cuss ['customary to kiss'] the bride." * "Is the bean dizzy ['dean busy']?" * "When the boys come back from France, we'll have the hags flung out ['flags hung out']!" * "Let me sew you to your sheet ['show you to your seat']." 
Got any to share?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Scott Cram Inner circle 2678 Posts
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Among the Top Spen Toonerisms I use in everyday life:
Drain Bamage Bater Wottle Sparking Pace Bass Ackwards Chilled Greese West Bestern It could be funny to create a Spoonerism card trick, with card involving: Who of tarts? Hate of Arts Hen of tarts Space of aids Spore of fades Spate of AIDS Door of fireman's Dive of fireman's Clue of tubs Clive of Fubbs The Four of Hearts and the Six of Diamonds could also be spoonerized, but the Magic Café filter won't let me show them. |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Cory Gallupe Inner circle Nova Scotia, Canada 1272 Posts
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Spoonerisms, that name is the sole reason I looked at this. Oh my...
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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Cot Scram - very nice! Have you seen the new chinese magic act? ...Reigfried and Soy
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Margarette Special user Memphis area 956 Posts
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Scott, I know the magician, Tom Burgoon, does a card trick routine, "The Dyslexic Magician," that uses the...uh...Four of Hearts. The routine is absolutely hilarious! I saw it at David Sandy's Workshop Reunion in 2002.
Margarette
The only stupid question is the one not asked.
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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Oh, kind of like pulling a habit out of a rat...
My favorite..."You are my density." (Marty McFly, Sr.)
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts
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