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Here're a couple in Spanish. (Si, amigo!)

Caramelo camaron, camaron caramelo. (3x)

Pancha plancha con cuatro planchas. Con quantos planchas plancha Pancha?
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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My tounge is getting tired lol
:hysteric: -John
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Quote:
On 2002-11-25 13:35, Reg Rozee wrote:
This one is rumoured to be the hardest in the English language:

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Close. It's:

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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In UK chipping is making potatoes into french fries ,chippings is small pieces of wood , bark,,not as dog bark.
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"Through darkest mists with stoutest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts"

"She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in."

"Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
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On 2002-11-23 07:21, Neil Cook wrote:
Another short one:

Unique New York


Actually I believe it's

"You Need Unique New York"

My personal favorite of all time:

A proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot.
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On 2002-11-23 14:55, Kathryn Novak wrote:
...peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers could Peter Piper pick?




What's a pickled pepper anyway?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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For those Family Guy fans:
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
Thanks! Scott B.

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"She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in."

That's the one I was trying to remember! Wasn't this a test for radio DJ's at some time? I remember reading that somewhere, but I'd forgotten as it was a long time ago. It's also one of my very favorites; thanks for including it. I had forgotten how it went.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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Then there's the ultimate in it's Zen simplicity:

to be said 5 times, as fast as you can:

"Toy Boat."

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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw. Smile
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Please leave Elvis sleeveless Levis.
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C'mon guys! You can do better than this! Smile
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The fish snitcher sniched some fish.
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair,
He wasn't fuzzy, was he?
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