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trickychris Loyal user England 260 Posts |
Hi
I am looking for some "newspaper adverts/announcements" for comparing: for instance - "this weeks clairvoyance evening has been cancelled due to unforeseen events" or "message for a mrs jones in the audience - your baby sitter has been in touch, everything is ok, she just wants to know where you keep the fire extinguisher..." (as used on tim hannigs cd) any more to add guys? |
trickychris Loyal user England 260 Posts |
No lines guys??!
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Ireland Loyal user Regina, Sask. Canada 217 Posts |
Suggest you Google 'Newspaper Headline Jokes.'
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Weatherbee New user Lakeland, Central FL 21 Posts |
I just read that Buckwheat from "The Little Rascals" converted his religion to Islam.....Now he wants to be known as Kareemof Wheat. (cream of wheat...get it?)
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