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MagiClyde Special user Columbus, Ohio 871 Posts |
Old lovers never die, they just peter out!
Magic! The quicker picker-upper!
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tuffnavyrn Inner circle San Diego, CA 1238 Posts |
Some very good ones in there!! I got old just reading the initial post.
Brian-
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On 2007-01-27 00:56, vinsmagic wrote: BRUCE #1 Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum, eh Bruce? BRUCE #2 That's an odd thing to say, Bruce! BRUCE #1 I heard the Prime Minister say it just the other day, Bruce! "Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, Your Majesty," he said and she smiled warmly.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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AJX New user 65 Posts |
Old magi don't die- they just get torn and restored.
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Andy the cardician Inner circle A street named after my dad 3362 Posts |
Walt,
I love your post . . . and it relates not only to us as performers, but also to us as humans. There is indeed a difference between a young ladies man and a dirty old goat. Each age has its strenght - we just need to realize, adjust and play to it. And when its time to go, we will go without remorse . . . Andy
Cards never lie
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BERMINI New user 79 Posts |
My children are praying that I live forever because I told them if I should die guess who's next in line?
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Pete Biro 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts |
I don't like to read messages over three lines in length, so I have no idea what was said.
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
As George Burns said "I can't retire now I'm booked"
Al Angello
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
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On 2007-02-06 16:13, Al Angello wrote: LOL! I remember years ago there was a TV special. "George Burns 100th Birthday Party." I believe George was only in his eighties, but he said they had to do the show then because he was already booked on his 100th Birthday!
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Vandy
He died about 99 years, and 11 months old. He was also told by his doctor that having sex with young girls could be fatal, and George's answer was "if she dies, she dies". Al Angello
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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hkwiles Special user Howard Wiles 797 Posts |
George Burns and Gracie Allen..ah they don't make 'em like that anymore.
On being interviewed after appearing in london .he was asked.. "Do you think you will still be appearing at the London Palladium when you are 100 ?" to which he quipped... " If its still here then ! " Howard |
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